WE BACK WITH SOME CHRISTMAS TYPE SHIT.

Trolololol chapter 20 . Nov 25

You should make the next one where they all have a baking contest.

Arceus: NO! NO BAKING.

23StellaOrgana chapter 20 . Nov 25

Will Marshadow and Necrozma come in? They should both be males.

LALALALALALA SPOILERS.

le lenny face chapter 20 . Nov 25

pls add the tapus and insert meme

WHEN I HAVE THE GAME.

trumpshoos chapter 20 . Nov 25

make pokemon gr8 again.

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Guest chapter 19 . Nov 12

welp. ash does exist in the game universe now cause sun and moon demo. rewrite pls

No. Why? Because I don't want to.

"Silver Bells, Silver Bells…~" Meloetta sang as she happily floated down the decorated halls. "It's Christmas tiiiiime… In the city…!" She finished as she entered the living room, where Heatran and Darkrai (Who were dressed in tacky Christmas Sweaters) were watching Mew, Jirachi, and Genesect making paper snowflakes.

"So who made the sweaters?" Meloetta asked as she sat down.

"Arceus. She tried her hand at sewing to… Well…" Heatran began.

"Less than stellar results." Darkrai bluntly finished.

"Mm. And everyone gets one?"

"Yep. She laid em outside our doors."

"Huh."

"Mm…" Genesect muttered something incoherent as she struggled to use the scissors with her single point arms. "Forget thumbs, I don't even have the fingers to do this..." She muttered, putting down the scissors.

"You'll get it, don't worry!" Mew said.

"If you say so…"

Volcanion was sleeping in his room, when he heard a scuffling noise. "… Huh…?'' He woke up to see a demonic looking figure over him.

"We have returned…"

"Wait what- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" He was dragged away.

"Now for the others…"

Victini looked up from what he was doing. Unfortunately, that was ice skating. Meaning… CRASH!

"OW!" Darkrai shouted as he faceplanted into the ground. "WHAT THE HELL VICTINI?!"

"Sorry, I was distracted! Didn't you hear something?"

"No, why? It's not like there's-"

BOOM!

The hot spring exploded.

"… An intruder." Darkrai muttered, facepalming, before making a Shadow Claw and flying over, Victini following. "Okay buddy, I don't think you noticed, but you just destroyed our favorite and only hot spring, so you better cough up some names-" He was interrupted by a hiss as a demonic Pichu leapt at his face, clawing it. "SON OF A FEMALE ARCANINE- VICTINI GET THIS THING OFF ME!"

Victini nodded and V-Created the Pichu away. "Now what?!"

"RUN AND LOCK THE DOORS!" The two ran in and boarded up the door with some random plywood and nails. "…" Darkrai sighed in relief. "Okay, we should have some breathing room-" A Pichu arm punched a hole in the barricade. "ARCEUS DAMMIT!" Darkrai and Victini ran for it.

Arceus was currently trying to think of an eight letter word for an annoying pest. "Um… Hm… Ah, I know! It's a-"

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRCEUS!" Darkrai shouted as he slammed the doors open.

"Nuisance…" Arceus sighed and put down her crossword puzzle. "What is it Darkrai?"

"They're back."

"Don't play the Pronoun Game with me, who's 'them?'"

"Those Demonic Pichu Scouts! And right now they're trying to punch their way into our-" An extremely unmanly scream interrupted them. "… Correction. They just punched their way in."

Groudon breathed fire in a futile attempt to get the thing off his face. "GAH. IT'S SO TINY AND SHOULD BE CUTE, BUT'S IT NOT BECAUSE IT'S TRYING TO CLAW MY EYES OUT! GET IT OFF'A ME!"

Mewtwo physically lifted it from Groudon's face and sent it flying. "They are certainly persistent." He dryly remarked.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM JUST WANTING TO GIVE US COOKIES?!" Dialga asked as he was being dog-piled by them.

"Well I think they-" He was interrupted by a Judgement vaporizing the pile on Dialga.

"ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS. WHICH ONE'S LEADING YOU, I WANT A TALK WITH THEM RIGHT ME DAMNED NOW." Arceus shouted as she flew out, her eyes shining a pure white.

"That would be me." A voice coldly remarked as a pitch Black Alolan Raichu with red eyes and a demonic circle carved into its chest calmly flew into the front of the small army, an unconscious and beaten Volcanion being dragged behind it by a chain.

"Volcanion!" Diancie shouted, held back by Hoopa.

"Well well, so you're the leader of this bunch of hellspawn eh? Mind telling me what you're doing with one of my own?"

"Oh… You know, bargaining pieces and all that."

"I assume you want something then?"

"Yes. I want your throne Arceus, Goddess and Creator of this World, and the Strongest Pokémon in existence."

"…" Arceus first snorted, and then burst into full on laughter. "Oh my Me, you aren't SERIOUS are you?! YOU, A LITTLE ARROGANT SHIT WHO'S TRYING TO ACT LIKE I SHOULD ACKNOWLEDGE HIM AS ANYTHING MORE THAN A LITTLE PEST AT MY DOORSTEP, AS SOMETHING I SHOULD CONSIDER GIVING MY THRONE TO?! Sorry buddy, but go daydream somewhere else."

"… Shame, I was hoping this would go well. Kill him." The Pichu besides Volcanion moved to tear him apart, only to be sent flying by diamonds as Diancie protectively flew over to Volcanion. "Really girl? You care about someone like him that much? He wasn't much more than a bum few weeks ago."

"Yeah? And so what!" Diancie retorted. "I don't care, cause if any one of you little fleabags get near him I'll make you be pulling diamonds out of yourself for years!"

"… Yeesh you people are tough. Guess I have to do this the harder way. Men, storm and conquer. Kill anyone who resists, and if anyone lives, do as you please with them." The Pichu nodded and charged the Legendaries.

"FIGHT!" Arceus ordered.

The two forces clashed.

Meloetta was punching her way through some Pichus, when she felt one bite her fist. "OW!" She shook it off and curbstomped it, before holding her hand in pain. "Son of a Female Arcanine those teeth hurt…" She muttered, before kicking another one in the face.

Meanwhile, Deoxys and Genesect were fighting back to back left and right, the former barreling through Electric Rat in Defense Form like they were tissue paper and the latter blasting anyone that got too close.

"Hey wait… Has anyone seen Jirachi and Hoopa?" Deoxys asked.

"No actually!" Lugia said before blasting a group with an Aeroblast.

"It's weird-" Palkia began before Spacial Rending a Pichu that leapt at him in the face. "You wouldn't think they would run away from a fight."

"No, so where-"

"EAT JINGLE BELLS FOOLS!" Hoopa shouted as a barrage of Christmas Ornaments warped to massive size was fired at the army of Pichus, sending them into oblivion.

"… Kewl." Mew said as he looked where the Christmas Barrage came from, seeing Hoopa and Jirachi atop some kind of Christmas tank. "… Also Kewl."

The Demonic Alolan Raichu growled. "… Shit! RETREAT- AGH!" That last part was from getting blasted by a Judgement.

"Hm… Let's see, Alolan Raichu." Arceus said, thinking. "Four Weaknesses eh? Not as many as I would like, but I'll make do." Arceus concentrated, and four plates rose out from her: The Dread, Earth, Insect, and Spooky Plate, which formed a circle around her as she formed a Judgement that flashed the same colors as the plates, indicating they had the same typing as the plates. "Quad-Judgement." She fired it at the Raichu and obliterated it. When she was done, she cheerfully turned to the group. "ALRIGHTY FOLKS, WE GOT CHRISTMAS TO CELEBRATE!" She said as headed back in.

"Hey Arceus?" Hoopa asked, floating up to her.

"Yeah?"

"How can we celebrate Christmas if Jesus doesn't exist?"

"Shut up Hoopa."

Quality Christmas Stories. With that, the Legendaries and I wish you…

Me and all the Legendaries: A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!