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But first, it's tiiiiime… FOR A VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL! :D

But even more first… We got summa dem reviews my dudes.

Kalmarin chapter 21 . Jan 22

Dear lord those pichus are creepy as F*ck.

Meloetta: WE NOTICED.

I think I spotted a SpongeBob reference?

… Where exactly?

Hmm not sure if you already did one with victini's POV. If not can you do one like that.

I'll try kay?

Btw this is f*cking hilarious!

Guest chapter 21 . Jan 6

Deerp

… 10/10, 100/100, best review BEST REVIEW.

Skarmory21 chapter 21 . Jan 2

Dude, this story is great! I love it! Might I suggest an idea? The Return of Team Oblivion!

Aha, glad you want to see them, but not quite yet. But soon, don't worry! They will return!

YO BOI GAZUMA chapter 21 . Jan 1

Y U NO GET GAME IT GUD

I GOT IT BOI

TRIGGERED!11!1!1!

jebus chapter 21 . Jan 1

jesus my not exist but I do

Arceus: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

also...

BANISH THEM TO THE ULTRA DIMENSION.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOT THERE.

Trolololol chapter 21 . Dec 27, 2016

Also...

#QuadJudgement

#MerryChristmas

You too buddy. You too.

Trolololol chapter 21 . Dec 27, 2016

Aha! I've got it! Make a Valentine's themed chapter when it's time

WAY AHEAD OF YA.

Trolololol chapter 21 . Dec 27, 2016

Hmm... What would make a good chapter I wonder? Baking was not a good idea according to Arceus. The Defending Pokémon

I already know…!

PhoenixLordess chapter 21 . Dec 24, 2016

AWESOME! I love this story excellent job and keep it up! Have a very brilliant Christmas and holiday.

You too!

d4t b01 chapter 20 . Dec 23, 2016

can i make meme?

when you explode

but you are not 911

i am banned, arnt i

… Get out.

"Why are you riding a unicycle again?" Cresselia asked.

"Because." Jirachi said as he strolled on by on said transportation.

"… I feel like this is a very poor reference to something." The Lunar Pokémon said, before shaking her head and floating off. She then noticed something out of the corner of her eye. She glimpsed the white hair of a certain Legendary Pokémon disappearing around a corner. "Darkrai…?" She wondered, before shaking her head. What that guy did on Valentine's Day was none of her business. She then headed the opposite direction, floating past Victini, who was carrying something to his room.

Victini pulled out a vial of pink liquid, giggling. "This is going to be the best Valentine's Day surprise ever!" He said as he pulled out a squirt bottle and filled it with the pink liquid. "Alright, time for Operation Love Doctor!"

Victini looked from his spot in the air vent. Below him was his first target: Diancie and Volcanion. Why you might ask? Well it all had something to do with a conversation he had heard a couple of nights ago…

-(Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashback!)-

Victini floated down the halls, ready to flop into his bed.

"So Valentine's Day is coming up Diancie…" Hoopa's voice sounded from the living room.

"Hm?" Victini responded, sneaking up to the entrance of the living room to hear the conversation better.

"Yeah…?" Diancie replied warily.

"Ya got someone you feel like confessing your feelings to?" Hoopa asked with a sly smile on her face.

"H-Hoopa!" Diancie whisper-yelled.

"Well? Answer the question!"

"W-Well… V-Volcanion." Diancie answered with a blush.

"Ooh really now?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Victini pondered this info. "… I know what I must do!"

-(Flashback over)-

"Now… To gently spray it- Gah!" That last part was from something knocking into him, sending the bottle flying off into parts unknown. "What the-" A giant Ariados greeted him, looking very hungry. "… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Victini booked it.

Meanwhile, the bottle tumbled down the air vent, it's cap coming loose and letting the liquid spray everywhere... Arceus above this does not bode well.

Rayquaza facepalmed. This was the THIRD time the two were arguing today! And over a freaking donut!

"GIMME THE DONUT!" Groudon shouted.

"NO!" Kyogre shouted back. "SCREW YOU YOU OVERGROWN RED PILE OF LAVA!"

Rayquaza sighed, heading to break it up, when a drop of pink liquid fell on Kyogre and Groudon's heads, causing the two to instantly stop. "Huh?"

"Why fight…" Groudon said, before grabbing Kyogre very… Suggestively, tipping him over and leaning in. "When we can love?"

"A very good suggestion." Kyogre said. The two then began to lean in-

BAM! A Dragon Pulse sent the two flying.

"NO." Rayquaza shouted. "NONE OF THAT. PLEASE GO BACK TO FIGHTING EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME, CAUSE THAT IS SO MUCH FREAKING WORSE." May that never be repeated again.

"I want your body." OH WHAT THE FUCK MAN. COME ON.

Whaddya mean I gotta continue?! This shit's weird!

… Dude, put the gun down. I'll continue. Please don't hurt me.

Anyway, Lugia had pinned Heatran against the wall, all whilst Cresselia was watching. Cresselia speaking of which, had a blush that would make the color red jealous.

I know this kind of thing happens in those books I read, but I didn't think they happened in real life! She thought, blushing. 'Books' referring to the… Rather private section of Uxie's book collection.

"Well if you want to be so sudden…" Smooch!

"… Ooh…" Cresselia fainted.

Needless to say these events happened all over the Hall of Origin. But what about Darkrai? Well…

Darkrai walked up to a house, nervously holding a bunch of flowers. It had been forever since he was this nervous on Valentine's Day…

Rena* opened the door.

(*Reread a few chapters back for who Rena is if you forgot.)

"Oh! Hello Darkrai."

"Hey! Um… Happy Valentine's Day!" He said, handing her the flowers.

"Aw, thank you!" She said as she took them. "Come on in." Darkrai nodded and followed her in.

Aw, that's nice. … What's that? Diancie? And Volcanion? Okay, if you say so.

"H-Hey, um… Volcanion, can I ask you something?" Diancie asked.

"Hm?" The Steam Pokémon paused the TV and turned to Diancie. "What's up?"

"Um… I was maybe wondering… If you wanted to go… On a daaaaaaate?"

"A date? … Sure, why not."

"Wait really?"

"Yeah. I mean, I don't really have a reason to say no."

"Oh… Okay! How about Tomorrow at 12:00? That one Café everyone here likes."

"Sure!" Volcanion replied, grinning.

But what about the potion? Does that wear off-

"WHAT THE FUCK." That was one of the many outcries heard the next day as Legendaries found themselves in the same bed as other Legendaries. The arguing soon spilled out into the main hall, where Arceus calmed them down.

"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAUSED THIS, BUT WHEN I FOUND OUT, THEY WILL RECEIVE PUNISHMENT."

"Hey guys… Yawn…. What's going on?" Victini asked as he floated up to the group, a huge bandage wrapped around his head.

"What happened to you Victini?" Jirachi asked.

"Oh, a Ariados got me while I was trying to do Operation Love Doctor-" Victini slapped his hands over his mouth, but it was already too late.

A deadly silence followed, finally being broken by Giratina. "You. You're the reason this happened. … Get him."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Victini's screams were said to have been heard even by Diancie and Volcanion from their date spot.

YES I KNOW IT'S LATE SHADDUP.