WHY HELLO THERE. I SEE YOU CAME FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER OF LEGENDARY GOODNESS. LET US BEGIN… BY PERFORMING THE REVIEWS SECTION.
DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 22 . 5h ago
...Well...this was an interesting combination of strange yet hilarious I didn't know I wanted.
No one ever expect stuff like this. No one.
I can see why you're proud of this! And I can see why Victini is about to be utterly destroyed! R.I.P., dude.
Victini: (Still being chased.) HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
…. Eh, he'll be fine.
Guest chapter 22 . Mar 7
How can one suggestively grab a whale?
Kyogre: You don't wanna know… You just don't man.
Lwk2004 chapter 22 . Mar 2
LOLOLOLOLOLOLO(NO.)
IAmUmbreon11 chapter 22 . Feb 26
Oh. My. Mew.
Mew: Mm?
This is hilarious!
Mew: Oh! Uh, thanks!
Damn those pichus are creepy...
Mew: They really are…
Heh, I feel sorry for Victini.
Mew: I don't… I woke up next to friggin' Shaymin.
Shaymin: Hey!
Mew: No offense…
What's the reference?
Mew: I dunno.
Continue please!
Mew: Sure!
Skarmory21 chapter 22 . Mar 4
Well... That was... strange, to say the least. So what will happen next chapter? Can't wait!
IT'S RIGHT NOW! LESDOTHISBOIS.
Darkrai and Jirachi were floating down the hall, talking about this and that.
"And then, I said-" Darkrai was interrupted by a knock at the door.
"… Was that a knock at the door." Jirachi said rather quietly.
"Yep."
"The door that all those Demon Pichus come out of?"
"… Yeeeeeep."
"…" The two glanced at each other, before running off.
"You ready Jirachi?" Darkrai asked.
"Yeah."
The two legends were decked out in sports equipment and baseball bats in an attempt to protect themselves. Why they didn't just use the powers granted to them by Arceus is beyond me. Anyway, moving on.
Darkrai placed his hand on the doorknob. "On the count of three." Jirachi nodded. "One. Two. THREE!" With that, the two rushed out and began wildly swinging about, whilst yelling and screaming their heads off. When the metaphorical dust cleared, the only thing the two had hit was air.
"… Is there nothing here- GAH!" That last part was from Jirachi tripping over a metal sphere. "What the…?"
Darkrai bent down to inspect it. "It looks like an ancient Pokeball… Maybe we should bring it to Mewtwo, see what he makes of it."
"Fine…" Jirachi floated over to help him carry it… But there was a problem.
"THIS THING'S WAY TOO FUCKING HEAVY." Darkrai shouted in defeat after a few minutes of trying to lift it. "HOW CAN ONE GIANT BALL WEIGH THIS FRIGGIN MUCH?!"
"OI!" Deoxys shouted, poking his head out the door. "Fuck's goin' on here? Trying to watch TV with Genny!" Genesect also poked her head out.
"Sorry, just- Trying to get this stupid ball to Mewtwo so he can figure out what it is…"
"Uh…" Genesect responded. "Can I help?"
"Sure." Genesect nodded and picked the thing up with ease, and began carrying it to Mewtwo's lab.
"Well for starters, the thing's man-made." Mewtwo said after an hour of tinkering with the sphere. "It's definitely not a bomb or something either." He continued. "But what I did find was rather… Interesting."
"Define 'interesting.'" Darkrai replied. "Because you find petri dishes interesting."
"Hey! Bacteria can be surprisingly intriguing."
"Whatever. What'd you find?"
"It has a soul- But not just any soul. It's apparently made up of an amalgamation of various souls."
"Wait what? So it's got like... Multiple souls?"
"Apparently enough to make an entirely new one. Now if only we could communicate with it-"
"EEP!" That was from Genesect after her touching the sphere caused it to start glowing.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Mewtwo shouted at her.
"I DUNNO- I POKED IT AND IT STARTED GLOWING."
"IF IT BREAKS, SO HELP ME ARCEUS I WILL-" Mewtwo was shut up by the glow suddenly cutting off. "Huh?"
Standing on the table was a rather small robotic figure, with a massive skirt and bunny-like ears, It's pink eyes were curiously glancing around the room. "… Error. Location not recognized." It said, with a robotic but female voice.
"Oh… Oh my Goodness… It's alive! IT'S ALIVE-"
"THIS IS NO TIME FOR REFERENCES MEWTWO; NOW EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK THAT THING IS." Darkrai shouted.
"T-That 'Thing' is an honest to goodness Automaton!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS DAMMIT."
"A robot! An honest to goodness robot with a personality! The soul must be using that sphere to serve as it's body!"
The robot glanced at the group. "Lifeforms detected. Question: Where am I?"
"Ah! You are in the Hall of Origin! Come, I'll give you a tour!"
The robot nodded and hopped off the table, landing on the floor and cracking it.
"… Can you float?"
"Processing request… yes." The Robot hovered off the ground.
"Excellent! Follow me!" Mewtwo floated out with the robot, leaving Genesect and Darkrai just standing there with a dumbfounded expression at what they had witnessed.
Groudon walked down the hall snacking on some chips.
"And down this way is the kitchen…" He heard Mewtwo saying.
"Huh?" Groudon turned the corner and spotted Mewtwo talking with some kind of metal Pokémon. "Hey Mewtwo!"
"Hm? Oh! Groudon, say hello!"
"Uh… Hi."
The metal Pokémon floated up to Groudon, studying him. "…"
"…" Groudon reached his hand out to her.
Her eyes suddenly turned red. "Threat detected. Eliminate." She pointed her arm out, which morphed into a cannon that she fired at Groudon, sending him flying into a wall.
"… Why… is it always… Me…?" Groudon whimpered as he slowly slid down the wall.
"WHOAWHOAWHOA." Mewtwo floated up to the robot. "Calm down! He wasn't going to hurt you! Now apologize before-"
"Why did Groudon just slam into that wall?" Arceus asked from behind Mewtwo.
"Gah!" Mewtwo whirled around to face her. "Uh… She did it." He said, pointing to the robot.
"… And who's that…?"
"This unit is known by the name of 'Magearna.'"
"… Ah. Well, anyway Magearna, welcome to the Hall of Origin."
"… Greetings."
"I assume you'll be staying here, since anything that can send Groudon flying is better off up here than down on the surface."
"… Registering… Yes."
"Wonderful. Another weirdo joins the bunch." Arceus said, saying the last part under her breath. "Well, I'll let Mewtwo continue showing you around, and I'll get your stuff ready." And with that, Arceus turned around and floated off.
"… I can't feel my spine…" Groudon whimpered.
AND WITH THAT… Magearna is a part of the story now!
So yeah, the next few chapters are gonna be introducing the Legendaries from Sun and Moon. SO BE EXCITED.
Magearna: … Scans read this chapter is late.
BY ONE DAY OKAY?! I'm sorry! I'll try to do better!
