HELLO ALL.

Magearna: Detecting abnormal amounts of yelling.

Arceus: Oh, that's normal.

Kalmarin chapter 23 . Mar 21

Oooooooooooooo! My favorite legendary is going to be here soon? (It's lunala by the way)

Magearna: Determining probability… 93%.

It used to be shaymin buuuut then came sun and Moon bumping her down to 3rd.

Shaymin: WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE ME?

Magearna: Scans indicate it's most likely from the fact you are so forgettable.

Shaymin: HEY! No need to be a jerk about it!

Also I feel like an asshole for forgetting to follow this story... IM SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I'M SORRY VICTINI PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!

Victini: No mercy. (Fires a Searing Shot at Kalmarin.)

Lord Leo Arceus chapter 23 . Mar 21

Heh, this is pretty funny. XD Please keep up the good work.

(Thumbs up.)

DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 23 . Mar 21

Poor Groudon- it seems slapstick has claimed yet another victim.

Groudon: I'm pretty sure she crushed my kidneys… Ow.

Manaphy: I'm healing you as fast as I can! Now hush and hold still.

And I'm surprised Mewtwo took such a quick liking to Magearna- can't wait to see what you do with 'er! :D

Just you wait X. Just you wait.

IAmUmbreon11 chapter 23 . Mar 21

I'm back! And on mobile.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOT MOBILE.

Good chappie! Poor Groudon, though. To be honest, I like him the best.

Groudon: Damn straight you do- Ow! (Clutches his side in pain.)

Manaphy: Told you to stay still…

And finally, Magnera appears.

Magearna: Incorrect. It is Magearna. Get it right or I will deploy Fleur Cannon.

Please update soon!

On it!

SnorlaxTheGreat chapter 22 . Mar 14

IM BACK BISHH!

By the way is every chapter you make gonna be on a holiday?

… No…

report review for abuseGuest chapter 22 . Mar 14

So are you gonna post every time there is a holiday?

NO!

By the way:IM BACK BISHH

Last time i commented was on CH.19, after that I stopped reading, I dunno why. Hmm maybe it was because you stopped posting for so long? Anyway if you're gonna make a big gap on every time you post try to make chapters longer please. I really like this story so try to post a new chapter by march 20

… I'MSORRYOKAYITWASONLYADAYLATEPLEASEFORGIVEME.

report review for abuseRedrover1760 chapter 19 . Mar 12

Make the toasterror doomsday device exist.

Mewtwo: … Please no.

Guest chapter 23 . Mar 30

What would happen if...

Someone ate all the cookies?

Arceus: They would die.

A table flipping challenge?

Yveltal: TABLE FLIPS?! I LOVE TABLE FLIPS! (Table flip.)

Jirachi going on a rampage?

Jirachi: None y'all bitches could stop me.

WHO KNOWS!

Skarmory21 chapter 23 . Mar 26

Great chapter! I have a great idea for the next one! Do an April Fool's themed one exactly on 4/1/17 or Magearna will criticize you...

Hm… I did say I wasn't uploading on every major holiday… Sorry, I'll have to pass. AND NOT BECAUSE I WAS TOO LATE OR ANYTHING

And Magearna won't criticize me, right?

Magearna: Don't test me loud annoying person.

… Riiiiight…

9:15 A.M. Fifteen minutes before War is declared.

Manaphy sleepily floated into the kitchen, where she was greeted by the sight of Hoopa and Magearna, with the former explaining something to her.

"And these Eggos, you say no one is supposed to touch them?" Magearna asked.

"Well, that's what the term 'Leggo' means, yeah." Hoopa replied.

"… Intriguing."

"Hey guys." Manaphy greeted the two as she got out some cereal and a gallon of MooMoo Milk.

"Greetings Ms. Manaphy."

"Aw c'mon Mag, you don't have to be so formal…"

"… This unit's name is Magearna."

"It's a nickname. Y'know, cuz we're friends 'n stuff."

"… This unit will now respond to Mag as well as Magearna."

"… Alright then." Manaphy sat down with her bowl of cereal and began eating.

Meanwhile, Arceus was turning the corner. "Hah… Man, I could do with some waffles." She floated to the kitchen, only to feel her leg catch on something. "Hm?" She looked down to see she had pulled a string. "Wait what-" She looked up, only to receive a pie to the face. "… So that's how they wanna play it. … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

The hallway exploded.

Groudon looked up from his magazine. "You hear something?" He asked Darkrai.

"Hm? Uh… No, not really."

"Ah. Must've just been my imagination." He turned back to his magazine, only to see a black brick on it. "What the-" BOOM! "…" Groudon blinked, his face covered in blackened ash. "… What." He said in dull surprise.

"NO ONE SHALL ESCAPE MY WRATH." Arceus shouted as she ran past them.

"… What." The Continent Pokemon repeated.

Phione was gently placing a book on a shelf. "Just a little more…. There!" She smiled as she admired her work. Every book was neatly arranged in alphabetical order, and was also dust free.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Huh-"

Arceus ran past with a bucket of paint, quickly painted the bookshelf over with a picture of her face before flying off yelling.

"… Aw man…" Phione whined. "I just fixed it too…"

Magearna floated down the hallway, trailing behind Diancie and Hoopa, who were taking her to see a movie in the den.

"And you say this Crobatman is the hero, despite all the damages and brutal injuries?" She asked.

"Yup!" Hoopa replied cheerfully.

"And his sidekick Tailow is not kidnapped?"

"Yes." Diancie answered.

Eventually, they reached the den, where Volcanion was sitting on the couch waiting for them, a bowl of popcorn already on the table.

"Ey." He greeted.

Diancie waved at him. "You got the movie ready Vol?"

"Yep, just waiting for you three to sit down."

Magearna studied Volcanion. "… Detected abnormal amounts of happiness at sight of Diancie."

"That's cuz we're dating."

"… Dating?"

"We go out and all that."

"Oh. … Have you two engaged in-"

"HOW ABOUT WE NOT." Hoopa interrupted, slapping a hand over Magearna's mouth.

"Mm." The robot replied with a hint of annoyance.

"… Well then. Let's start the movie-" Volcanion began, only to be interrupted by the TV erupting into static. "Huh?" He tried to turn the TV off. It didn't work. "Dammit- Don't tell me we have a Rotom infestation again."

"Oh crap." Hoopa said. "I saw a movie where this went downhill south. Rapidash drowned and stuff."

"It's probably just a-"

"OOGABOOGA- OH HOLY ME." Arceus jumped out of the TV in her Ghost Type Form, only to be instinctively blasted by boiling hot water, diamonds, a Fleur Cannon, and a couch (Thrown courtesy of Hoopa.)

After the dust had settled, The TV was totaled, a couch was resting in the newly made hole in the wall, and Arceus was just a MESS.

".. Ugh…" Arceus mumbled. "I'm sorry Mummy, I won't steal from the cookie jar again…"

"… Hoopa you can throw a couch?" Diancie asked, surprised.

"What? It happens when I get scared!" The Mischief Pokémon replied, crossing her arms.

"I believe Ms. Arceus requires medical help." Magearna pointed out.

"I'll get her." Volcanion dragged her off to see Manaphy, leaving Diancie to question Hoopa, and Magearna wondering what Regigigas was going to do when he saw the living room.

BAM! Chapter done.

Manaphy: How you holding up Arceus?

Arceus: … Do you think… Pignites play Pianos in Piggy Heaven…?

Manaphy: … Yeah that's not good. (Goes back to healing Arceus.)

I hoped you guys like it, and see you all next time!