Hey so uh… Remember when I said the next chapter would be much quicker…? … Ah… Yeah, nah, that didn't happen. Sorry.
Arceus: Heeelp…
Anyway, REVIEWS!
Guest chapter 26 . Jun 23, 2017
This is like 75% author's note and 24% story with an additional 1% author's note. No offense
Offense slightly taken.
SOMGUY chapter 25 . Jun 23, 2017
READ THIS PLEEASE(i may be a guest but just do it(no Pressure)
Mewtwo: Kinda can't help it.
Mai top five
1. Victini,Creation trio(excluding Arceus)
Arceus: Aw...
(because da little shrub is cute)
,Celebi,Hoopa
4. Weather trio,Bird Trio
,Darkrai,Zygarde(all your anatomies make no sense.)
Skarmory21 chapter 26 . Jun 21, 2017
Sorry about the random outburst that last review
My ears still hurt man.
On the more imaginative side(No pun intended, cuz, well, your name. Hehehehe) Where is Team Oblivion? Still conjuring up plans to kill all legendaries(like if you get my tweaked reference from Futurama)but really I wanna see them again
Give 'em time, it takes a while to make something to kill the Legendaries.
Also... Since when does Kyurem get to boss everyone around? That little shit
Kyurem: Oi I fucking run this place. More than Arceus does for sure.
Arceus: … He's right you know.
Here is my Pokemon list of favorites!
Kabutops-wait, whatcha mean it's gotta be legendary? *Sigh* alright fine
Necrozma
Oh shit that's right Alola Legendaries shiiiit.
Groudon
Groudon: WOO.
Victini
Victini: Man, everyone loves me!
Kyogre
Kyogre: THIS IS BULLSHIT WHO PUT THE DINOSAUR ABOVE ME?!
Mewtwo
Mewtwo: Ah, someone with culture.
Deoxys
Deoxys: … Yay?
Shaymins weak who likes her
Shaymin: … *Starts Bawling.*
No one likes me cuz of that pie
Oh shit almost forgot Volcanion and Magearna I feel so bad please don't kill me
Oh shit Zygardes gonna kill me I forgot about him. I also like dialga and palkia and Lugia and ho oh and heatran. *Takes portal to The reverse dimension or whatever you call it cuz giratina is my ultimate favorite Pokemon*
Everyone: We get it you like them all.
Jesus Christ such a long review might as well be a story good luck reading this King
Oh trust me I got a lot more to do.
InkyTheInk chapter 26 . Jun 18, 2017
REVENGE
Darkrai: *brandishes a knife.*
Jesus dude calm down.
It is the sweetest thing. And don't I know it...hehehehe...
That, however, is a story for another time. Heh.
But i wanna know now!
Prank wars are the greatest...
AND I DO HAVE A COMPUTER I DO! I'M TYPING ON A COMPUTER RIGHT NOW! TAKE THAT MAGEARNA!
Magearna: Not good enough.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to feed my bitty. And if you don't know what a bitty is, it's a tiny skeleton and look it up if you want to know more. /:P
… Cool!
REVENGE
DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 26 . Jun 17, 2017
I love how, for a Pokémon who created THE ENTIRE WORLD, Arceus doesn't know the difference between Berry Juice and hot sauce and can be easily stuck by FLY TRAPS.
Palkia: … Man you suck Arceus.
Arceus: *Judgements Palkia.* SHADDUP!
Also, poor Kyurem isn't important enough for onscreen action. Oh well, it was offscreen at least. R.I.P. everyone involved with the prank war.
Kyurem: *Proudly sitting on the K.O Legendaries.* That's why I run this place.
Kalmarin chapter 26 . Jun 17, 2017
Kyurem is sick of their shit lel.
Kyurem: Girl you know it. … I think you're a girl. … Fuck I assumed gender.
*Takes 3 damage* bitch high defense makes your attacks nothing.
Fun fact: Nintendo was smart enough to make it so Rayquaza can't mega evolve and use a Z-move.
Another fun fact:dark void's accuracy was reduced to 50 so now it has a high chance of missing.
Darkrai: *Misses* FACK
*Hits victini with a hydro pump cuz logic*
Victini: Whyyyyyyyyy *Is washed away.*
tooched spagoot chapter 26 . Oct 1, 2017
first things first, i think it has been longer to upload than the last one, secondly, where/when do the reviews/interviews take place, and finally, you accidentaly make memes and jokes that you seem to miss yourself.
if you are struggling to input pokemon, i would like to see more gen 2 pokemon/darkrai's girlfriend.
Will try my best good sir!
p.s. why are there no jokes about magearna yet, there are too many too miss! e.g. what did the princess say when she was asked about a lost metal disc? Ma gear? na.
Magearna: … Eradicating Pun. *Prepares a Fleur Cannon.*
p.p.s. if you are having trouble with your computer, consider creating multiple segments
P.C. Gamer chapter 26 . Sep 24, 2017
Have you tried using windows? I assume you use mac you peasant
Nope, I use Google Docs now. But I work on Windows.
L.A. Noir chapter 26 . Sep 24, 2017
next chapter should be uploaded much faster as i already have an idea for it
X: Doubt
Don't you judge me.
Trololo chapter 26 . Sep 4, 2017
Dude, it's been 2 or 3 fucking months where the fuck are you? Are you dead?
Possibly. It's been dark in here.
thunderguardian chapter 26 . Aug 18, 2017
obviously the lego is being POWER-CONSTRUCTED…
…
Articuno: *From really far away.* I GEDDIT.
Woomy chapter 2 . Jul 28, 2017
How was Giratina in two places, near the end of chapter two!?
Giratina: Maaaaagic.
Woomy chapter 26 . Jul 28, 2017
Hi I like your story! Please add in at LEAST a Lunala! It is really good! If you add in a Lunala, it should be a girl. In the Pokemon sun game, the pokedex says Lunala is said to be the female evolution of Cosmog!
No problem!
Trolololo chapter 26 . Jul 24, 2017
This is Skarmory21. I will be using this as a little side account thingie for incorrect speaking which I did not note on my main account. Speaking of incorrect spelling, on my fave legendary list I said 'no one likes me cuz of that pie' that was supposed to be mew, not me…
Mew: IT WAS ONE. TIME. ;A;
ebilnyescienceguy chapter 26 . Jul 12, 2017
for your computer, have you tried turning it on and off again
yes
theentirehistory chapter 26 . Jul 12, 2017
wait, because ash does not exist in this universe, but exists in games, what universe is this in?
Whatever one i want
also, why is dark void less accurate now? does darkrai need glasses? actually, that could be included in story because of "personal image"
Darkrai: … I don't. Really, I don't.
Arceus: *Squints.*
flying spaghetti chapter 26 . Jul 12, 2017
do you even know memes arceus? also, do the reviews take place before, when they know it will happen, or after, when it has happened?
Here all knowledge is known basically.
spooky scary chapter 26 . Jul 9, 2017
why did you put in the trumpet doot meme, but genji doesn't get "too many messages, wait a few seconds"?
Don't play overwatch kiddo
a person chapter 26 . Jul 9, 2017
how can kyrem get away with slapping arceus?
Kyurem: General charm.
Cratormaster chapter 6 . Jul 7, 2017
LOL! Loving this
thanks!
Pokemon Trainer Levvy chapter 26 . Jun 30, 2017
What ever happened to team oblivion and stuff? Also you should introduce mega evolution and have them go down to the human world more often
Way ahead of ya!
Anyway, here's the loooong overdue chapter 27!
"Alright, just one more…" Genesect muttered as she gently fit the last piece of her 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle into place. If she was capable of it, she would've had her face screwed up tightly into a face of determination. It had taken her the better part of a weekend to finish the stupid thing, thanks in large part to her nubby 'hands.' But she was almost done-
"GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID MUTT." Darkrai shouted as Entei bounded into the room, a teddy bear in the Legendary Dog's mouth, specifically Darkrai's teddy bear, which the Nightmare Bringer did not want anyone to find out about. But Entei had found it while he was in Darkrai's room playing games (With paws. …. I know, it doesn't make sense, but it makes as much sense as Heatran doing his crossword puzzles) and had decided to go show it to everyone.
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN DUMBASS!" Entei replied, turning to look at Darkrai.. And bounding straight for Genesect's table.
"WaitwaitnoNONONO-" Entei crashed into the table, sending him, the teddy, the puzzle, the table, and Genesect all flying through the air and crashing on the ground.
"Ow…" Entei muttered as he stood up. "Who put that table there…" He stopped when he saw Genesect glaring at him. "... What?"
"What? WHAT?! That took me all weekend, and you ruined it! Y'know, for being a bunch of all important godly figures, you two sure know how to act like a buncha stupid children!" And with that, Genesect stomped off.
"... What was her problem?" Darkrai asked.
Genesect angrily stomped out of the living room, where she ran into Magearna, who was studying a Rubik's cube.
"Ah, Subject Genesect." Magearna greeted. "I can detect spiked levels of anger from you. Is everything peachy-keen?"
"No, it's just-" Genesect stopped upon hearing Magearna's choice of words. "... Who taught you that one?"
"Searching." Magearna replied, checking her memory. "Subject Cresselia was the one who taught it to me. I was also taught phrases like "That's the spirit" and other such helpful and/or uplifting messages. Would you like me to recite some?"
"No… I think I'll pass." Genesect replied.
"Very well. Enjoy being the main character for once." Magearna replied, floating off to either figure out her Rubik's Cube or blast it. Either worked for her really.
Genesect sighed as she watched Magearna go. "Now what do I do…?" She walked off, only to bump into Mewtwo next. "Ack! Geez, is everyone going down this hallway or something?"
"Ah, my apologies." Mewtwo said, helping Genesect up. "... Ah! Genesect, would you mind doing a favor for me? I promise to make it worth your while!"
"... Go on…"
"Well, there's a part being held for me at a shop down in Maria City. Be a dear and go pick it up for me would you?"
"... What do I get?" Genesect replied, crossing her arms and imaginarily squinting.
"You get actual hands! I heard you chew out Entei and Darkrai, and I figured it'd be a nice change of pace for you."
"... You're not gonna steal them from someone are you?" Genesect asked, tilting her head.
"Wha- No! I would never! … Now, at least. I used to… Last time was a month ago, but ah well."
"You're not instilling much hope here." Genesect remarked, shaking her head. "But… I'll go. Need to get out of this place for a bit anyway." And with that, she marched off to the portal to the outside world.
Now, where would you expect one to go to get some parts for your various mechanical needs? A garage? Your local Autozone? Good guesses, but wrong.
No, where Genesect had ended up was a restaurant of all things, called Bug Bulba. … Okay then. Regardless, she stopped in the alley she was in to put on her disguise. See… Well, Genesect was kinda a wanted criminal after the whole Vacation Incident. Her cohorts had destroyed a huge chunk of the city, and she was included in that group to her dismay. So she stepped out into the world, her disguise in place: A white mustache loosely (And crookedly) attached to the front of her face. Proud of her clever disguise that no one would be able to see through, yep, no one at all, she walked into the restaurant.
Once inside, she got a good look at the place she was heading into: A dimly lit, smoky room filled with Thugs, Hooligans, and Pokemon as well who also fit that descriptor. Noticeably a lot of the Sandile, Koffing, and Pawniard Line were here. So in short, it's kinda scary. Regardless, she steeled her nerves and sat at the bar, right between a particularly brutal looking pair consisting of a Machamp and a Krookodile. But she kept her cool as a gruff Beedrill came up to her, polishing a glass and somehow also holding it with his stingers. "Oi, how can I help ya Ms. White Bulbasaur?"
… I guess he means me. "Uh, I suppose I'll have some milk-" She was cut off by literally everyone standing up at the mention of the word milk. "... Did I say something wrong?"
The Beedrill's eye twitched in response as he said "Milk? Lady we don't serve milk here. Not since… The Beverage Wars."
"... The what."
"The Beverage Wars! Where entire battles were fought to determine what was the greatest drink! Milk was quickly slain in combat, and we now only serve the winner: Soda!"
"... Okay then give me a soda." Genesect replied, and at once everyone sat down, the Beedrill happily nodding and cracking open a can for her and pouring it into a glass of ice, handing it to her. "... Hey, if you don't mind me asking, how are you holding that glass?" Genesect asked the Beedrill, sipping her soda.
"Oh that's easy, I just-" (One long talk involving aerodynamics, rocket science, puppy dog tails, and probably a Pikachu since he's like, everywhere) "-And that's how I hold things with these stingers!" The Beedrill, who had revealed his name to be Carl, said.
"... Wooooah." Genesect responded in wonder, sipping her drink some more as she recovered from her mind being blown to bits. "... What else did I come here for…? Oh, right! Do you have a part for Mewtwo?"
"Ah, Mr. Mewtwo, one of my biggest customers in my… Side business." Carl replied, glancing around to make sure no one was watching, the Machamp and Krookodile next to Genesect conveniently turning away and whistling. Once he was sure no one was watching, he grabbed a package covered in… Suspicious stains and placed it on the counter. "Tell him I said hi eh? He nevers stays to chat and have a soda!"
"... Right." Genesect replied, gingerly picking up the package as to avoid the stains as best she could, and she said her goodbyes to Carl.
"Mewtwoooo, I'm back!" Genesect called as she entered his lab. Mewtwo looked up from his lab table, a confused look on his face. "... Ah, right." Genesect set the package down and took off her mustache.
"Oh, Genesect! Sorry, thought you were a white Bulbasaur there for a second." Mewtwo said, floating over to her and checking the package.
… Did it really fool him…? Genesect asked mentally, before shaking her head. "Alright, well, what's in the package anyway?"
"Oh, just this," Mewtwo replied, holding up a stack of books. "They're the newest books on the subject of cloning, a personal study hobby of mine for… Obvious reasons. Anyway, as for your hands-"
"Actually, I think I'll be fine. I learned how to pick stuff up from a Beedrill!"
"... Are you sure? I did make these hands just for you…" Mewtwo said, grabbing a pair of tongs and pulling out… Something, from a nearby tank. It kinda looked like a crab claw covered in eyes.
"I uh…. I'm good. Gotta go!" And with that, Genesect ran, and ran fast.
So yeah, I'm back.
Arceus: (Pulls herself out of the grave.) Me almighty you took forever!
Magearna: Subject has forgotten to write. Diagnosis: He should be blasted.
Am not! I just couldn't get up the effort to write! But I got inspired again, and here we are! So, hopefully this time I'll stay around a while.