So. Y'all want Alolan Legendaries? Aight, I gotchu. Here we go!
But first, somma dem reviews mah guys.
Skarmory21 chapter 27 . Mar 18
Is it just me or do these seem to get so much more random with every chapter?
I think we started really random, hit a not-so-random valley during the Undella Bay Arc, and than rose back to randomness.
Also welcome back its been a while.
I know right, geez.
Can I have a part in the story where I appear as a random annoying skarmory that is random af plz? I think it'd be hilarious.
… Maybe.
Also, made a cake yesterday. No monster hand jumped at me so I did something right. Mew I'll never stop tormenting you about the pie, aight?
Mew: YOU'RE A JERK.
Knight25 chapter 27 . Mar 18
Good story!
Thanks!
alt accnt nmbr 9 chapter 27 . Mar 16
how many comments from people do you usually get that you don't show?
I show them all.
also, how often do you write this stuff?
On and off.
Pokemon Trainer Levvy chapter 27 . Mar 13
HE'S BACK! OUR SAVIOR HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE!
*Rises up with smoke and awesome music in the background.*
Thanks for the effects help Jellington.
Jellington the Goomy: *Jiggles.*
InkyTheInk chapter 27 . Mar 10
(but a guest)
Ooo
Good chapter~
*throws bitty into the screen and cackles* bYE
AH GOD GET IT AWAY.
"Aaaaaarceus!" Hoopa called, floating into the Legendary's office/Quiet Place. Little desk toys lined the… Well, desk, that Arceus sat behind in her special, ultra comfy chair no one dared sat on less they got Judgemented into space and back.
"Hrrrgh what now?" Arceus asked, throwing down her crossword puzzle. Not only could she not figure out what a five-letter sea creature was, but Darkrai was bugging her about letting his girlfriend come up here, which she was reeeally not into letting happen.
"Well, there's some Pokemon at the door who want to see you. A cat, a bat, and the little swaddle they got with them."
"... Alright." Arceus replied, intrigued at who these Pokemon were, and how they got to the Hall of Judgement.
Arceus opened the door… But she did not expect to see what she saw. "Sol! Luna! My me, it's been too long!" She said happily, hugging the two.
Sure enough, Solgaleo and Lunala were the ones who had shown up at the front door. "I thought you two retired ages ago to go spend your days together in Alola!"
"Well… We did!" Solgaleo replied, chuckling. "We were all set too! Big tower, no one could really get to it except for the Tapus, oh it was great!"
"I know, I helped ya pick it out! So what's the problem?"
"Well… Um…" Lunala spoke up and showed off the swaddle in her wings, which, inside, held a small puffball seemingly made of stars.
"What… Is that…?" Hoopa asked, inching forward.
"We… Don't actually know." Lunala replied, frowning. "We decided to call the little guy Cosmog though."
"Well, he's a cutie at any rate!" Hoopa replied, beaming. "Can I hold him?"
"Sure, just… Who are you?" Solgaleo asked, tilting his head.
"Oh right, you two weren't here for when Hoopa, Diancie, Genesect, Volcanion, or Magearna showed up. C'mon, let's have some tea and catch up!" Arceus said, beckoning for the two to follow.
"So lemme get this straight." Solgaleo began, frowning. "The one with the earrings makes portal, her sister who rules over Carbinks and makes diamonds, she likes a giant red and blue Pokemon who can obliterate a mountain with the power of steam, and also there's straight up robots. And Darkrai got himself a girlfriend, Demonic Pichu Scouts are a thing, and you were almost murdered on vacation. Did I miss anything?"
"Nope. It's been a busy couple years recently." Arceus replied, sipping her tea. "Kinda like something decided to make our lives crazy. But that'd be insane." She said. "Anyway, now that we've caught up, we should-"
Solgaleo was cut off by a large pink laser absolutely obliterating the table between him and Arceus. "... Welp, I suppose it was only a matter of time before we had to replace the table." Arceus said dryly, placing a nub to her temples. "Who did it this time?" She asked.
Magearna was staring at them from the hole in the wall she had made, the same blank expression on her face as usual. "... There was a Joltik. It is gone." With that relevant bit of info, she floated off, allowing Lunala to immediately rush in.
"OHMYGOSHAREYOUOKAYPLEASEBEOKAYINEEDYOUTOBEOKAY-" She shouted worriedly as she checked over Solgaleo.
"Hey, hey, I'm fine Lun, calm down!" Solgaleo replied, pushing her away gently.
"Ah… Right, sorry." Lunala replied meekly, flapping away.
"... Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to go round up some folks. Be right back." And with that said, Arceus floated off as well.
"VOLCANION, MAGEARNA, THUNDURUS, GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE." Arceus shouted, and soon the three requested Legendaries came to the portal room, Thundurus still messing with a little ball maze thing.
"Whaddya want Arceus." Volcanion asked, Magearna currently sitting on his head. When he asked why she wanted to ride on his head, she responded "I want to be like a pretty princess and ride on a noble steed, as shown in the programming watched by Manaphy's offspring. Cobalion and the rest of The Three Swords said no, so you will be a sufficient secondary option." He wasn't going to tell the metal death machine with laser arms no, so he let her on.
"We're probably gonna have some new mouths to feed, so I need you three to go shopping." Arceus replied, floating a list to them the length of a toilet paper roll. "Be quick as you can too, and don't be like Dialga last time we sent him and fry someone over a jar of Nutella."
"IT WAS NECESSARY." Dialga shouted from somewhere in the Hall. "YOU WILL ALL THANK ME FOR THAT SOMEDAY. SOOOOOMEDAAAAAAAAAAAAY."
"... Right, well, let's go." Thundurus remarked, putting away his ball maze in his cloud and floating into the portal, deciding to not even touch Dialga's brand of insanity.
With a small ding, the three Legendaries walked into the store. … Well, two out of the three did, Volcanion was having a bit of a problem. "Door's too fucking small." He grunted, his back arch preventing his entrance.
"Can't you disconnect that thing or something?" Thundurus asked, tilting his head.
"Well if I did that, this place'd be remodeled into a spa within minutes, so let's not-" Volcanion was cut off by the part of the entryway blocking his entrance being blasted away by a Fleur Cannon.
"We will be late if we do not speed up." Magearna said calmly, her arm turning back to its normal shape.
"... Right." Volcanion replied, and the three headed in, unknowingly being followed by a silent figure.
Yeah I'm making this a two-parter sue me.