WASSUP FUCKERS WE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER LEGENDARY MISHAPS CHAPTER FOR YOU HELPLESS FUCKS.

Arceus: … I feel like we need to rework our advertisement strategy.

Darkrai: Mm-hm. And maybe get King off the Monster drinks, thirty in less than one week cannot be healthy.

REVIEWS.

MCAP chapter 28 . Apr 22

DID YOU JUST USE A SWEAR ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER?

I USE ALL THE SWEARS.

PhoenixLordess chapter 28 . Mar 30

I have missed these so much. Will you be introducing Necrozma and dawn/dusk/ultra Necrozma?

Soon, soon, give it time friend.

DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 28 . Mar 29

Well, it would seem you're trying to imply Solgaleo and Lunala are a thing in this universe- whatever, I'll ship it.

Yay!

But where's uncle Necrozma? Is he the one stalking the trio? Who knows.

Maybe, maybe not.

"... So why am I wearing this again?" Volcanion asked as a shopping cart was strapped to his back.

"Because A: You can't push a shopping cart, and B: Because I don't want to push a shopping cart." Thundurus answered, finishing up the straps. "Aight, the 'Steam Shopping Cart Express' is ready to go!"

"Call me that again and your head's gonna look like a pile of boiled pasta." Volcanion said, a bit of steam escaping from his back arch to accentuate the point.

"... Right. Magearna, you know what you're going to get?" Thundurus asked.

"I am to purchase furniture while you acquire food items, yes?" She replied, tilting her head, causing one of her 'ears' to crook to the side a little.

"Yep! Aight, let's move out team!" Thundurus said, he and Volcanion strolling off to the food section while Magearna took hold of her list and went for furniture.

Magearna sat down on a couch as she looked at the first item on her list, 'A new couch.' It had been requested by Regigigas, who wanted a new one, what with the old couch, bless its soul, having gone through hell for them. Magearna was currently testing couches for comfiness factor and other such things. "... Back Cushioning is insufficient." She remarked, heading to the next couch, and than she went to sit down on it… Causing it to yelp?

"Gah!" The Furfrou yiped, jumping up. "You just sit on whatever random Pokemon you see?!"

"... You will make a sufficient couch." Magearna decided, grabbing the Furfrou and putting him in her cart. "Item acquired." She remarked, going off for the next one.

"I still can't believe we need twenty pounds of octopus." Volcanion remarked as Thundurus loaded his cart up with octopus. "Seriously, who eats that much?"

"... I feel like I've been here before." Lugia remarked, an octopus bib tied around his neck and fork and knife in hand as he sat at the kitchen table.

"... Ah what do I care. What's next Thundurus?" Volcanion asked, looking up to the 'Mon.

"Mm… Next would be…" Thundurus began, checking the list. "Cheese. Lots of cheese."

"Cheese it is." Volcanion replied, walking down the aisle… And stopping when he got to the cheese. "... Excuse me but what the fuck." He asked the Skarmory.

The Skarmory was pushing a cart filled with nothing but cheese. In fact, judging by the empty cheese section behind him, all the cheese in the store was in his cart.

"Hey! We need some cheese!" Thundurus called, causing the Skarmory to turn… And blow them a raspberry, before scooting off. "... Ohhhhh it is on. STEAM SHOPPING CART EXPRESS, BATTLE MODE- BLAGH!" Thundurus cried as he was steam blasted into the wall by Volcanion.

"Told ya not to call me that." Volcanion replied, stomping off after the Skarmory.

"... Right…" Thundurus replied, picking himself up from the meat section and removing a steak from his head.

Magearna, still ignoring the protests of the Furfrou she'd strapped to her furniture platform, was now looking at the computers. Celebi has requested a new drawing computer since Entei melted her old one. It was… Odd. She refused to tell anyone what she drew on it, and the reason Entei had melted it in the first place was because Celebi caught him trying to get onto her drawing computer and making him breath fire from shock. Thus, Magearna was here.

"Hm… Calculating which one Celebi would find most beneficial for her needs… This one is a 97% match, it will be sufficient." Magearna remarked, grabbing one from the shelves and placing it on her platform. "Now, next would be-"

"STOP THAT SKARMORY!" Thundurus shouted, he and Volcanion racing by, only to stop and backup upon seeing Magearna. "Oh, hey Maggie. How's the shopping going?" Thundurus asked.

"Acceptable. At the current rate of speed, I will be done in 27 minutes and thirty-one seconds. This is an acceptable time, yes?" Magearna asked, tilting her head to the side in question.

"Oh, yeah, that should be fine. Anyway, gotta go bye!" And with that the two continued on their quest, leaving Magearna and the Furfrou alone.

"... You have weird friends." The Furfrou remarked.

"Quiet, couches do not speak."

"Okay seriously it should not be this hard to find a Skarmory pushing a cart filled with cheese." Volcanion asked as they continued the Cheese Crusade of Vengeance. … Might have to workshop that name.

"Look, we're clearly without the Mon Power needed to catch this jerk, so we need… Reinforcements…" Thundurus stopped as he saw the Nutella stand. "... I have an idea." He said, walking over to it and grabbing a jar. "HEY DIALGA, YOU WANT SOME NUTELLA TO RUB ON YOUR NAKED BODY?!" Thundurus called. For a few seconds, nothing happened. And then the Blue Time Dinosaur crashed through the roof.

"NUTELLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!" Dialga yelled, swallowing down the Nutella, jar and all. "Yum!"

"Aight, now that you're here, you're gonna help us out- Dialga put the stand down." Thundurus said, earning an "Aw…" from Dialga as he put the stand back. "Now! You're gonna help us catch a Skar-"

"Question." Volcanion interjected.

"Yeah?" Thundurus asked with a sigh, having been interrupted twice now.

"Why didn't we just get Magearna?" The Steam Giant asked, tapping a toe on the ground. "She seems more usable than Dialga of all Mons."

"Yeah but if we used her she'd probably just shoot the Skarmory on sight instead of letting us do some talking."

"... Fair enough. … Hey where'd Dialga go?"

"Arceus Dammit." Sure enough, the Blue Time Dinosaur was gone. … Well, gone may not be the right word, it was clear where he had left to thanks to the busted-open shelves. "Where the hell did he go anyway?"

The Skarmory laughed evilly as he rounded the corner, turning into the checkout line. "Yessss… Just one purchase, and the world shall be mine! Mine I say! Hee hee hee- What are you doing?" He asked Dialga, whose face was in his cart.

Dialga looked up, a slice of cheese on his face as he swallowed the cheese he'd been eating. "... Nothing."

"... H-How dare-" The Skarmory began, only to be interrupted by a "THERE'S THE FUCKER!" from Thundurus as he and Volcanion busted outta the shelves.

"GEDDEM!" Volcanion shouted, charging the Skarmory, who squawked and flapped into the air, grabbing some cheese and exiting out the building. The three Legendary Pokemon busted out of the building, causing even more damage to the door thanks to Dialga's goofy-ass pope-crown thing or whatever the fuck was atop his head.

"... What the fuck is that?" Thundurus asked, screeching to a stop. Standing in front of them was a mech. An actual, honest to God Mech, with guns (Of the laser variety), other weapons, and just a general sense of "Holy fuck that's scary." The Skarmory dropped down into the mech, dropped the cheese he was carrying into a compartment, causing the Mech to glow and whirr to life.

"... He made a mech… That runs on cheese. … Arceus's sake I was not prepared for tonight." Volcanion remarked, shaking his head,

The Skarmory let out an evil laugh as his cheese mech stood to its full height. "Yessss! With this, not even the Gods will stand against me! This is my masterpiece, my Magnum Opus, MY-" He was cut off by a pink laser blowing a hole in the mech's chest. "... W-Wha?" The Skarmory asked, before the mech exploded and sent him flying into the sky as nothing more than a twinkle marked his exit.

Magearna walked up to the three, her arm shifting back from its laser cannon form and carrying the furniture behind her on her platform. "... Shall we go?" She asked the three, tilting her head again to give her ears that lopsided look. She must be proud of that pose.

"... I felt like that was cut way shorter than it should've been." Thundurus remarked, shrugging. "Well, let's go back in, buy our stuff, and head home. I need a nap after this."

Unbeknownst to the four as they entered the store, however, was a pair of orange eyes watching them. "Yeah… They're the right guys…" The shadowed figure remarked. "Time to get my revenge!"

Sorry about the wait, school's a bitch.

Anyway, new plot threads are coming up! Yay! And hopefully I did your request justice Skarmory.