Soooo… Yeah! Marshadow! He's a thing here! Yay!

Marshadow: I'M GONNA BEAT UP ALL OF THE LEGENDARIES. BUT FIRST I GOTTA PUNCH THESE REVIEWS INTO SUBMISSION! AAAAAAAAAAAAA (Charges into the Reviews Section.)

Truly a champion amongst Mythicals.

Skarmory21 chapter 30 . 3h ago

Hmm could the cheese mech make a return on marshadows side? That'd be so damn cool. But seriously good cliffhanger can't wait for it to be continued

Marshadow: Hah! Foolish Reviewer, as if I, Marshadow, would need the help of machinery! But I thank ye for your comment!

Skarmory21 chapter 29 . 3h ago

Oh. My. GOD that was awesome.

Yeah figured you'd like it.

And damn it's been a while so I was reading and wondering about the bit with me and the cheese and I remembered my request and I just laughed. Buying out all the cheese from a store for my cheese mech. Sounds damn legit. And who knows, my cheese mech may make a return. But for now, keep on going and thank you XD

No problem, always happy to serve! … Within reason.

Guest chapter 28 . May 30

hello love this story but i was wondering if maybe we can have an au darkrai show up thats less anti social and has the hots for mew. idk y but i just need more darkrai x mew pairings. also my fav pokemon is darkrai and mew so SUCK IT ARCEUS!

Okay, well, um, glad you like the story, but I kinda draw a line, and DarkraiXMew, especially when it requires an AU Darkrai, is a distance past that line. J-Just a smidge. Sorry, no go.
Arceus: Also no, you suck it.

Guest chapter 20 . May 18

Sinnoh has always been my favorite region!

Palkia: HAH! Told you mine was better Zygarde.

Zygarde: SHADDUP.

Candice's gym in Snowpoint is my favorite to go back in and redo . My favorite town is Solaceon, though.

Good to know!

Guest chapter 16 . May 17

They were fine! I agree, Arceus is strong. I still have not caught her, even though I've caught Shaymin, Cresselia, Palkia(I have Pearl), and beaten the game twice! It was my first pkmn game, and I've been playing it for 7 years! Since I was six! I should know how to do this by now! She and Giratina are so annoying to catch! I can't get to Heatran either…

Arceus: Probably 'cuz I'm an event and I don't know if Giratina shows up in Pearl. Or Heatran. Hm.

Guest chapter 13 . May 17

Haha, this story is just the right combination of humor and randomness!

Thank you!

Guest chapter 4 . May 16

This is great, I like this chapter. I always like to sit back and think about my introduction to the series. I mean, normally there's just some Pokemon reviving and capturing and controlling, but in pearl you have to stop an entirely new universe from being created. I mean, I was only 6 so I didn't realize how weird it was at first.

Mesprit: It is pretty weird.

Guest chapter 1 . May 16

I laughed so hard I dropped my pen…

Celebi: Quick, pick it up before the gremlins get it!

PhoenixLordess chapter 30 . May 16

I love you…

Oh, uh… This is sudden, but, uh-

Just like I love Marshadow! Yes yes yes yes yes!

Oh. … Oh.

In adittion, I sympathize with Moltres in regards to Jar-Jar.

Moltres: Fucking melty ass CGI Motherfucker.

\DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 30 . May 15

...So we're just not gonna talk about the cloaked machete guy. M'kay.

Shush, we're gonna get to it.

And Marshadow, sweetie. I know you have confidence and all, but Arceus can just turn into a Fairy-type and ace you in the face.

Arceus: You might want to listen to her.

Marshadow: NEVER FOUL VILLAIN.

Granted, these Legendaries desperately need to git gud in this story, but I still have SOME faith in Jesusmon's abilities.

Legendaries: OI PISS OFF.

Arceus: AND I'M NOT JESUS.

"... Okay wait. Wait. You. Wanna beat me up." Arceus asked Marshadow, tilting her head. "Also is no one going to ask about the cloaked dude?"

"Uuuuurgh…" The Cloaked Figure mumbled, pulling off his hood to reveal… Jirachi. "Guys I don't think my plan to be scary worked." He said, earning him a resounding chorus of "No shit" and "No duh."

"This seems really petty Jirachi." Articuno piped up.

"Well if I couldn't watch scary movies, I figured I'd scare you! But then this guy on my spine (Also someone get him off my spine before he cracks it) came out of nowhere!" Jirachi replied, trying to shake off Marshadow.

"Quiet evil-doer!" Marshadow said, stomping on Jirachi's head.

"Ow! Watch the tags man, they aren't detachable!"

"Now, I have trained long and hard. I have faced many difficult challenges!" Marshadow said, taking a cross-legged seat.

"... Like…?" Mesprit asked.

"Well... Picture it, Alola, quite a many years ago. I was born a healthy little Baby of 0.7 pounds, and than I-"

"NO ONE ASKED FOR THE LIFE STORY." Darkrai interrupted. "Just tell us why you wanna kick Arceus's ass!"

"Aha, I am glad you asked! I have two reasons, both of solid reasoning! First: She is the last goal in my Ultra Super Mega Powerful Get Uber-Strong Training Regiment! If I beat her, I complete the Regiment set by my Master! Second, my master told me Arceus was evil, and I have sworn to purge the land of evil!"

"... And who's your master?" Darkrai asked, tilting his head.

"Oh! Well, I guess it makes sense you haven't heard of him! His name is Zeraora! He works with this nice group called Team Oblivion- Hey why are you all pointing energy beams at me?" Sure enough, at the mention of Team Oblivion, most of the group had prepared some form of attack to probably obliterate the poor Gloomdweller Pokemon with a burning vengeance.

"Actually I'm just as confused- Who is Team Oblivion?" Solgaleo asked, looking around at the group with a worried expression.

"Team Oblivion's the guys who tried to make us alive and well at Driftveil City!" Yveltal screeched.

"... By that he means they tried to kill us with a group of Genesect Robots at Undella Bay when we tried to take a vacation." Xerneas corrected. "... Present Genesect excluded." She added, Genesect nodding in gratitude.

"Ah, so another Evil Team. Hm. Seems they pop up everywhere, don't they?" Solgaleo asked, nodding. "Well, are you here to kill us or some other horrible thing?"

"Wha- No! I, Marshadow, Hero of the Shadows, would never kill anyone! But I do gotta beat up Arceus, because my Master said so!" And with that, he tried to jump at Arceus… Only to get blasted by a pink Judgement.

"Fairy Type, guess I was right about it being very effective against you it seems." Arceus remarked, the pink fading from her body as she returned to normal.

"Hah! You- Ow- Fool! I allowed you to hit me with that attack so you would be baited into my trap! Now take my special move- Hey wait where are you going?" Sure enough, Arceus was floating off to the snack table in the midst of his speech.

"Huh? Oh, sorry, I just wanted a snack while I listened to your monologue." Arceus replied, chomping on a slice of pizza. "Please, continue."

"I am Marshadow, the Stalker in the Shadows, the Hero of the Heinous Night, the Champion of the Century, and I will defeat your foul evil!" Marshadow finished, standing up again.

"... Right. Meloetta?"

"Punch Time?" The Mythical asked, looking up from her phone.

"Punch Time."

Meloetta handed her phone to Darkrai and cracked her knuckles. "Alright Greenie, it's go time." She said, casually whistling Relic Song and turning into Pirouette Form. "It's been a while since I had to beat someone's ass into line, so prepare for this to take a while."

"Hah! You will not defeat me foul underling! NYAAAAA-"

One epic battle of epicness set to Nordic Heavy Metal that caused the room to be destroyed later…

"Man… That was intense." Jirachi remarked as Manaphy healed him. "Like, that really got out of hand."

"I think Meloetta stabbed a dude." Darkrai replied, sitting on the couch, which had been surprisingly untouched by the carnage all things considered. "Dunno how he got up here or where he came from, but he got wrecked."

"Ack, you're… You're strong, foul underling!" Marshadow admitted, his voice muffled due to the fact his head was planted into the ground like a tree.

Meloetta, on the other hand, was rather casually sitting on a pile of rubble, checking her… Nails, I think. Does she have nails? Who knows man. "Honestly is that all? Because I barely broke a sweat."

"Wait then why did you borrow that towel from me?" Cresselia asked.

"Shut up Cresselia, you're ruining my bluff!" Meloetta hissed, the New Moon Spirit holding up her nubs and backing away.

"A-Anyway, I refuse to admit defeat! I must destroy the evil before me-" Marshadow began, trying to pull himself up, only to be interrupted by an "Oh give it a rest." from Arceus.

"Look, I don't know what your deal with me or the rest of us is, but I can tell you now, it's not what you think. Despite how some of us look, we're not evil. So either stand down or I'm kicking you off the Hall."

"I… I... " Marshadow kinda struggled to find an argument to that. Not because it was hard to argue, but because he was kinda sorta at the point of "Oh frick I'm gonna pass the fuck out." "..." Blegh." Oh, there he goes.

"Oh for me's sake- Manaphy! Get him to the infirmary! … If it wasn't blown up!" Arceus added, the Seafaring Pokemon nodding and picking up Marshadow over his head.

"Volcanion! I need a lift!" Manaphy said, hopping onto the back of The Steam Giant, who grunted and headed off to the infirmary.

"... So, who's going to tell-" Arceus began, when a loud "WHAT THE SWEET FRICK DID YOU ALL DO?!" came from the entrance. "Oh, Regigigas is back. … Shit shit shit Regigigas is back runrunrunrun!"

And for the rest of the day the Legendaries were chased by an Angry, Just-back-from-his-vacation Regigigas. Yey.

See ya'll in another three months.