Okay, so I guess I was just in the mood. Two updates in a couple of days, whoop whoop, although I already had the one before written for the most part.

Enjoy. I don't own Naruto.


The next few days couldn't come fast enough. Little Monster had almost destroyed my leather couch, which I love dearly, mind you. Siren lived up to his name; he was a little shit in the mornings, especially to me. He'd run through the halls and break a bunch of stuff.

He had even managed to ram his head through the wall.

Thor liked fire, a lot. He tried to push Siren in the fireplace a couple of times, which I was all for, but Beth or Onyx would always come in right when he was about to catch on fire and lock me and Thor in separate bathrooms for hours.

Stitch wasn't that bad. The only thing that really pissed me off about him was that he would always try to fight Little Monster. Like, every three seconds. Then I'd have to separate them and get scratched in the process.

Not fun.

Lilo and Julius were both calm and silent, only hissing to shut the others up when they were being absolutely horrifyingly annoying.

Martin, Megaladon and Raven were all well behaved. They stuck by my side whenever they could because they knew I didn't allow the others to bother me and they didn't like to be bothered either. Megaladon would always cuddle with me, also, which is an upside.

Kit-Kat was suspicious, though. I literally have not seen him since he got named. None of us know where he is. Onyx was freaking out about it for like two hours when we realized he wasn't anywhere near us before we made chocolate milkshakes to shut her up.

Currently, we were all sitting in the living room (excluding Kit-Kat, of course) watching T.V. I was in my big coat, fully prepared for the cold outside as I tied my boots that rested on the side of the coffee table.

I stood quickly, "I have to go pick up some food for these damn cats," I mused, affectionately petting Martin and Megaladon's head. Waving goodbye, I rushed into the porch, my fingers curling around the doorhandle.

As I stepped out the door, I somehow knew I'd regret leaving.


Third Person

As soon as the door slammed, Onyxcia jumped to her feet.

Onyx pointed to the kittens that were in a big group around Julius and Lilo, startling them all. Beth pried her eyes away from the book she was reading and stared at the girl.

"What are you doing?" she asked, closing her book and placing the bookmark in neatly.

Onyxcia looked at her with a smirk, "last night I came upon the realization that they smell like shit," she started. Beth raised an eyebrow while Onyxcia continued, "so, I say we bathe the little assholes and make them smell all good for Zoe when she gets back."

Beth let out a sigh, standing up from her recliner. Without a word, she picked up five kittens and Onyxcia picked up the other five, skipping up the stairs. She opened the bathroom door with a smile, allowing Beth access to the room before slamming the door. She hummed to herself as she turned on the hot and the cold water, pulling her hair into a bun and rolling up her sleeves.

"So, which kittens should go first?" Beth asked, rolling up her sleeves as Onyxcia turned the taps off. She looked over to the kittens, eyes skimming over each individual kitten in interest.

"I say…" Onyx started, putting a finger up to her lip, "Little Monster. He's been an asshole to me lately."

He hissed in disagreement, obviously not wanting to get into the bathtub. Beth reached towards the kitten, attempting to pick him up. He swiped at her multiple times before Julius hissed at him and Little Monster's ears flattened, allowing the girl to pick the kitten up.

She plucked him off of the floor in an instant, bringing him towards the tub slowly, lowering him into the water.


Zoe's POV

I hummed to myself lightly as I walked through the aisles of the store, searching for the cat food. My eyes landed on the sign for aisle 6 which proudly displayed 'pet foods' and turned my shopping cart.

There were so many brands to choose from. A loud huff escaped my lips as I crouched down to the ground, picking up a smaller pink bag of kitten food. Shrugging, I tossed it into my cart and spun it around, rushing to the fast lane.

"Hey, Zoe," A deep voice grinned. I turned my head slightly to look at the source, a sigh escaping my lips as I made eye contact. I placed the cat food onto the counter silently.

"Jeremy," I greeted politely, forcing a fake smile back to him.

"You look well," He mused, not bothering to attempt to hide as he looked me up and down.

Annoyance spread across my features quickly, "Wish I could say the same." I sneered as I handed the cashier my money. She looked between us in shock but stayed quiet. "You're my ex for a reason, remember."

His expression hardened, anger evident on his features as I grabbed my kitten food and strode away.

About ten minutes later I pulled into the driveway. I grabbed the bag out of the backseats and got my keys, walking towards the door. I unlocked it quickly, walking into the warmth of my home and slipping my shoes off. However, my happiness was short lived as I walked into the living room.

My mouth gaped open in shock, "what the hell…?"


Cliff hangers be like.

Anywho, I don't know when the next chapter will be up. This one was typed in like twenty minutes.

Toodles, darlings.