I don't own Naruto, or any money, or a life.

Enjoy.

Zoe's POV

"What the hell…?"

I looked around at the mess in my living room. I dropped my bag to the floor; the recliner had tears in it everywhere, the chair had stuffing falling out of it and my couch had been ripped on the middle cushion. There were kittens all over the place, Onyxcia chasing them around the house and attempting to catch Little Monster, Siren and Thor. All of the kittens had damp fur, Jashin knows why, and the other seven kittens looked up at me upon my arrival.

I started breathing heavily, Beth then taking notice to me. She had been taping up the recliner, the chair and the couch with black duct tape. All of our furniture was leather because we had never had cats and had never expected to.

Beth walked up to me with a sigh and her hands on her hips, "we gave them baths." She stated simply. "They were good until the little shit, I mean, Little Monster, attacked Thor. Apparently, Siren wanted to join in too. Then they went ape shit and here you are."

I narrowed my eyes at the three demons in disgust before stomping towards them, making them stop in their tracks along with Onyxcia. I grabbed the three kittens and went upstairs, walking towards my room. I slammed the door behind me before looking at the three little shits.

"Okay, so I know you guys are smarter than you lead on. So, clean up your fucking act before I throw you guys out onto the road," I hissed. They all looked shocked. I don't know if it was from my first statement or from my second, but I think I got my point across. "Now, if my couch ever gets ripped again by one of you, you're all going to be drowned in my toilet. I don't know how you guys understand us, but I know you do, and I expect you to listen to me." And with that, I opened my door and walked out, hearing the hisses of Little Monster as I left. It didn't surprise me whatsoever, that cat was a dickhead.

Beth's POV

I watched silently as Zoe took the three demons upstairs. It was kind of amusing. Actually, it wasn't kind of. It was funny as hell.

I don't like these shits.

I heard the door upstairs slam, making me throw the duct tape across the room in shock. I fell over onto the floor and started laughing at myself, Onyxcia joining in soon later.

I felt a small nudge against my calf and when I looked down, Lilo had the roll of duct tape held in her mouth. She dropped it at my foot and sat down, staring at me intently, the other six cats sitting behind her doing the same. I got kind of freaked out at the actions, a) because they're kittens, and b) they weren't jumping around or doing anything but watch me, and c) because they're fucking kittens and one of them brought me my duct tape.

Kittens don't just sit still like that, nor do they pick up something that a human threw across the room in shock.

They just don't.

I picked up the tape hesitantly, sitting myself up in the process. I didn't move for a few moments, waiting for the kittens to stop looking at me so intently. Onyxcia was silent as she stared at the little group of kittens for a moment before picking up the small raven colored kitten by the scruff of the neck. She brought him up to eye level and looked into his eyes for a solid twenty five seconds before I asked her what in the world she was doing.

"Well," she started. "When I first looked over to the kittens it was all normal but when my eyes skimmed over this one, his eyes looked red. The same shade of mine. But, now they're black and I'm just all in all really fucking confused."

She outstretched her arm with the kitten towards me in an attempt to get me to grab the kitten. I picked it up and looked into his eyes. "Nyx, I see nothing in his onyx eyes other than annoyance and repulsion towards us."

She huffed, grabbing the kitten away from me before continuing to stare into his eyes in confusion and silence. Seconds later, I heard footsteps stomping down the stairs and I looked up to see Zoe with a satisfied smirk on her face. When she walked past me, she ruffled my hair a bit before walking into the kitchen (I'm assuming to make some tea).

I picked up the duct tape that had remained beside me and sighed, starting to unroll the dark tape so I could continue my task of fixing Zoe's furniture before she beheaded all of us.

Onyxcia's POV

As I continued my stare down with the black kitten Zoe walked back into the room. She picked up the kitten and brought him over to her chair where she placed him down before picking up three mugs off of the coffee table. She shoved a cup of French vanilla into my hands.

Beth had just finished taping up all of the chairs and was sitting on the couch next to me, and she had picked up her cup of whatever Zoe had made her to drink and started sipping at it in pure delight.

"So," Beth started as Zoe took her seat in her recliner. "I kind of want to go see a movie. You guys want to go?"

I nodded my head as I sipped on my French Vanilla, "yeah. Zoe, you want to go?"

She shrugged, "yeah I guess, as long as we sit away from the talkers."

I nodded in agreement; we usually got the seats away from everyone, but, of course, someone who talks a lot and or someone who knows us from high school would sit next to us and explain their life so far. It's really annoying. "If we run into Sammy again, I swear I am leaving the theatres." I stated as Raven jumped into my lap and curled into a ball, looking me in the eyes again.

This time, however, I knew. As I watched those red eyes fade back into their black color once again, I knew that something was going on.

And I wasn't sure if I'd like it when I found out.

Peace out.