I don't own Naruto. I do, however, have 4 cats.
First person Zoe!
Our large group waltzed into Winners, deciding it was the best clothing store to buy in bulk at. We split into 3 groups, my group consisting of Sasori, Kakuzu, Pein and Konan. Onyxcia had Itachi and Kisame with her, while Beth had Deidara and Hidan. I glanced at the last group worriedly, fully expecting today to go wrong somehow.
I brought my group over to the clothes, flicking through the T-shirts and picking out random ones. I grabbed a few small and a few large plain shirts, rushing them over to Pein, Sasori and Kakuzu.
"There's a changing room over there," I pointed towards the back. "Go try these on to see if they fit."
"Thank you," Kakuzu grumbled, grabbing the large shirts out of my outstretched arms. Pein grabbed three black shirts, not to my surprise, and simply followed with a nod of his head in thanks.
I handed the remaining shirts to Sasori, smiling, "I'm sure they'll fit, but it wouldn't hurt to try."
He nodded at me, thanking me before following after the other two men. I spun on my heel, turning to face Konan with a smile on my face.
"Let's find you something to wear, too," I smiled, grabbing her wrist as I pulled her gently towards the women's clothes. Konan was always one of my favorite kunoichi, so this entire experience was like a dream come true. She examined many different shirts and pants, raising an eyebrow at a few of the pieces of clothing.
"This shirt barely has any fabric," she muttered, her eyes wide as she held up a crop top. I let out a small laugh at the statement, knowing she wasn't wrong.
"In our world, a lot of people lack decency," I giggled, smiling at her. She nodded at me, placing the shirt back before grabbing a few basic shirts, a pair of sweatpants and jeans.
"I like that dress," Konan said, pointing behind my head. I turned, watching as she walked towards the long purple dress. She smiled, inspecting it as I noticed an origami set on a shelf next to me. Grabbing it, I walked over to her with a smile.
"We're done," Sasori's voice said from over my shoulder. I gasped, whipping around to look at him in shock. A small smirk made it's way to his lips as I attempted to swallow my heart.
"Damn ninja!" I hissed out, lightly hitting him. Kakuzu and Pein both chuckled as well at my misfortune. I pouted, "This is the second time I've been scared today."
"I don't think I need to try these on," Konan's sweet voice mused. I turned back to look at her and smiled, nodding before leading the troops towards the counter. On our way there, I noticed Hidan was in the lingerie section. He was holding a thong up with a large grin on his face. I watched as Onyxcia walked past the aisle, her eyes landing on him and narrowing as she froze in her place.
"Is he always so obviously perverted?" I asked, turning towards Kakuzu. He cocked an eyebrow at me, so I pointed in Hidan's direction. I watched as his expression went from curious to annoyed within a matter of seconds and I snickered.
"He's moronic," Kakuzu assured me. "It's best if you don't pay any attention to him."
Sasori nodded, agreeing with him before I continued towards the counter.
"Hey, Zo!" Tyson, the cashier greeted with a giant smile. "Geez, you're always here. Almost like you're stalking me," he winked.
I snorted, watching as he scanned all of the items while the ninja were looking around at the various random items near the counter, "You wish I was stalking you."
He nodded, bagging all of my items before grinning at me again. "Are you free Saturday?"
"You really never give up," I sighed, tapping my debit card onto the machine. "No, I don't want to go on a date."
"That wasn't the question," he smiled. I noticed all of the ninja were listening in now. "Come on, I've been asking you for 2 years."
I grabbed my bags, turning on my heel, "2 years too many. It may not be the question you asked, but you should understand you're always going to get the same answer."
He huffed in annoyance, crossing his arms over his chest as I walked towards the door. I turned to make sure my group was following me before striding out of the store.
"Who was that?" Pein wondered. I turned back to them, sighing as I placed my hands on my hips.
"Another admirer," I rolled my eyes. "Apparently, the guys around here all have the hots for me since I have a pretty face."
Kakuzu raised an eyebrow, "So they try to force you into dates?"
I snorted, nodding my head but I said nothing more as we all sat on the benches in front of the store, waiting for the remaining people.
Third Person!
Onyxcia swayed side to side on the balls of feet, humming as she swiped through the racks of clothing. Kisame and Itachi were in the fitting rooms, trying on the clothes she had designated for the pair. She grinned as she looked at a shirt with "fuck you" written on the front. Grabbing it, she threw it over her arm to buy it for Hidan.
"The shirts fit," Itachi's voice mused from the other side of the rack. She glanced up, giving him a large smile. Kisame stood next to him, inspecting a large rack of keychains. He held one up, confusion spread on his face.
She cocked an eyebrow, now curious and rushed to his side, peeking around his body to look at it. He held a keychain with a chibi Naruto on it.
"Isn't this the nine tails Jinchuriki?" He asked, cocking his head to the side. She smiled, nodding and grabbing it to inspect it herself.
Itachi had been inspecting one as well; this one with Sasuke's face on it. He looked slightly shocked to see his brother's face on it, but said nothing. Onyxcia grabbed this keychain as well, deciding to purchase both for Zoe and Beth. She considered getting it for Itachi, quickly deciding otherwise.
Who would carry around a keychain of their brother?
She skipped towards the checkouts, not bothering to turn and check if Itachi or Kisame had followed her.
Kisame grinned as he watched the short girl stride away before she paused. She turned in an aisle and they watched her gasp out.
"Hidan!" she snarled, turning on her heel and stomping into the aisle. "Put the thong down!"
"She's kinda feisty, eh, Itachi?" the blue man snickered as he turned to his partner. Itachi nodded in agreement, watching as she punched Hidan in the head.
"She's very," Itachi paused as he considered what to say. He listened to her smooth voice snap at Hidan as he thought of the word. "Audacious," he finally finished, walking after her as she continued on her path toward the front of the store.
"Can't you just use normal words, like sassy?" Kisame groaned, his hands behind his head. "You're too formal."
"Hn," Itachi smirked, enjoying getting a rise out of his partner.
Onyxcia slammed her stuff onto the counter, grinning at the shocked expression from the cashier, "Hey, Tyson."
"Onyxcia," he frowned, looking at Kisame in shock. The ninja noticed his stare and sighed, turning to look for somewhere else to sit. He noticed Zoe's group sitting outside on a bench, so he decided to go join.
"Jeez," she clicked her tongue. The cashier turned to her in confusion as she sighed dramatically, "Way to make someone uncomfortable. Would you want to be stared at like a piece of meat?"
He sputtered and stuttered at her accusation, holding her bags out towards her as she slammed the money down on the counter. She ripped the bags out of his hands before a large grin spread across her face as she grabbed Itachi's wrist, pulling him out of the store.
"You're interesting," Itachi commented. She turned to look at him, a smile gracing her lips as they approached the larger group of people.
"Really?" She murmured, a slight blush spread across her cheeks.
"Oi," Zoe's voice called from in between Sasori and Kakuzu on the bench. "Did you give Tyson a hard time?"
"You know it," The blonde grinned.
Beth huffed out in frustration, looking all around the store.
Of course she'd have to deal with Hidan.
Deidara wasn't an issue, simply because he was polite and didn't mean any harm. The blonde had already tried on a few shirts and pants, deciding what he wanted to wear as he followed Beth curiously.
Hidan, on the other hand…
The Jashinist had completely disappeared. He had a large pile of clothes, but Deidara had claimed that the man wasn't in the changing room with him.
"You're looking for Hidan, hm?" Deidara questioned as he grabbed her wrist, stopping her in her tracks. She nodded. "He's over in the lingerie, yeah. I can sense his chakra."
She paused, looking at the blonde with a small smile on her lips, "Thank you."
Yeah, Deidara wasn't an issue.
He pulled her towards the section, clearly proud of himself for finding the zealot. Beth allowed him to drag her there, despite knowing exactly where the aisle was herself.
When they walked in the section, she noticed him skimming through the womens panties, a grin spread across his lips. Deidara snickered at the sight, knowing he'd be in shit.
Beth let out a loud sigh, grabbing a few packages of boxers for all of the boys, knowing that neither of the other girls would've thought of it.
"Hidan, let's go," Beth muttered, watching as his head whipped around to look at her. She grabbed the pile of clothes that he had by his feet, draping them over her arm.
"Would you fucking try this on?" He asked, holding up what looked to be a few pieces of string. A giant grin was on the mans face as he wiggled it around.
The brunette blushed madly, quickly grabbing the undergarments and throwing them onto the shelf before grabbing Hidan by his ear and dragging him to the counter. She paid quickly, rolling her eyes at Hidan's anger and strode out the door with her bags.
"Let's go home," Beth urged as soon as they approached the rest of the group. Zoe's eyebrow raised at her red cheeks, knowing something must've happened.
"Okay," Zoe shrugged, standing and walking towards the doors. Everyone followed closely behind, Onyxcia skipping with a large smile on her face.
Onyxcia pulled her car door open quickly, jumping in the drivers seat as everyone else designated to her car got settled. Beth sat in Kisame's lap while Konan had the front seat, Itachi and Deidara in the back seats as well.
"Thank you for bringing us today," Itachi thanked kindly from the backseat. Onyxcia looked up into the rearview mirror, flashing a large smile at him.
"Not a problem at all, sugar pants," She grinned, humming to the music that played through the radio.
"Sugar pants?" Beth snorted, beginning to shake with laughter. Kisame and Deidara began to laugh as well, both enjoying the nickname wholeheartedly, while Konan just giggled.
"How's that, Itachi?" Kisame snickered, turning to look at the Uchiha. He simply sighed, rolling his eyes at their antics.
"You're very funny," Konan giggled as she looked at the blonde.
"I try," she assured before turning the volume on the music up loud. She sang loudly along to the music, tapping her fingers on the steering wheel. Beth grinned at this, watching the Akatsuki's response to the random outburst.
Konan was watching her, shock spread across her face at the sudden singing. Her eyebrow raised as she listened to the words to the song, cocking her head to the side as she tried to process the words.
"Did she just sing body body coming with a super hottie?" Deidara asked, turning to Beth. The brunette never let the grin fall off of her face as she nodded at the blonde. Deidara had grinned at the song, along with Kisame while Itachi watched with genuine curiosity as to if she was insane.
"What does that even mean?" Kisame asked as they pulled into the driveway. Beth shrugged, opening the door and stepping out.
Everyone rushed up the stairs, planting themselves on the couch almost immediately.
Getting used to a new world was tough.
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