The plot begins to thicken… I do not own Naruto!
First Person!
"Yay!" Onyxcia cheered, dancing in her place slightly with a smile tugging on her lips, a wine bottle in her right hand. "You brought Konan!"
I grinned, "It can't be girls night without all of the girls."
"Thank you," Konan smiled quietly. She took a seat next to Beth on the couch while I threw myself on top on Onyxcia.
"What do you want to do?" Beth asked, grabbing the bottle from Nyx's grasp and turning to me as Nyx attempted to throw me off of her person.
"We could talk about how Onyxcia and Itachi kissed," I offered, smirking as Nyx froze from below me.
"What?" Konan gasped, turning to the blonde. "Seriously?"
"H-how did you know?" Onyxcia demanded, throwing me to the floor. I snickered as I hit the ground quickly. A blush spread across her face quickly.
"Oh, come on," I soothed. "It's just us girls. And, I didn't know, but Sasori and I guessed it on our way here."
"That's so cute!" Konan gushed.
I smiled at her largely, appreciating her company.
"How come you didn't tell us?" Beth pouted at her.
"I was going to," She assured her. "But, honestly, I panicked. I did it without even thinking about it," She paused. "What if he hates me now?"
"Oh, he definitely doesn't hate you," Beth murmured, sipping on a glass of wine.
"What does that mean?" She demanded, raising an eyebrow.
"He's always looking at you, Onyxcia," Beth said seriously. I hummed in agreement and she nodded towards me. "We've been seeing it for days."
"He didn't say anything though!" She frowned.
"Did you give him the chance?" I asked, shooting her a look.
She smiled sheepishly.
Konan giggled, "I'm enjoying this female contact. It's so hard being around nine other guys 24/7."
"I bet," I nodded, pouring a glass of the wine for her,"to girls night."
All three other girls chirped the same thing, clinking their glasses together.
"So," Onyxcia drawled, turning to me. "What about Sasori?"
Konan's eyes twinkled at the gossip.
"You and Sasori have a thing too?" Beth demanded, turning to me. "I knew it! Deidara owes me twenty dollars."
"Deidara?" I asked, turning to her. "What the hell is going on here? You're into Deidara?"
We all paused.
"Oh my gosh!" Konan gasped excitedly. She quickly finished her glass of wine. "We all have a lot of talking to do."
"Okay," I started, looking around the girls. "So, today, Sasori said that he wanted to stay in my room with me, even though there's enough spare rooms here for everyone."
"Really?" Onyxcia asked excitedly. "Do you think it meant anything?"
"I sure hope so," Beth said. "It seems like he's into you, Zo," she smiled.
"It's so weird seeing them act like this," Konan mused. She glanced at me, "He's not the same as he was before we came here. Especially around you."
"He's human again," I nodded, a smile on my face. "I just hope he's adjusting well."
"Deidara has been sleeping in my bed with me for almost a week," Beth mumbled, a blush tinting her cheeks.
"What?!" Onyxcia demanded, turning to look at her in shock.
I grinned, "Aw, that's cute."
"It's almost like you girls have turned us soft," Konan smiled shyly. "I'm not complaining, though. I quite like it like this."
Third Person!
Hidan grumbled to himself as he strode towards the large house. He flung the door open as he walked in, quite frankly not giving a shit if he was being loud or obnoxious. He smirked as he walked away from the still open door.
He lived for obnoxious.
"Where the fuck are the bathrooms in this shit shack?" He sighed, pouting, his eyes trailing down the downstairs hallway of the large house. He huffed, dragging his feet he as flung each door open, not caring enough to close them after himself. Closing doors was beneath him.
He finally threw the last door open, letting out a sigh of relief when he saw the layout of the large bathroom. He hummed to himself as he rushed in, quickly using the washroom.
While he did his business, his eyes lingered around the room curiously. He cocked an eyebrow at the picture of a large family that hung beside the light switch, quickly picking Zoe and her older brother out in the picture. He frowned as he saw another large figure with an arm placed around the girls waist. It looked like someone had scratched the person's face out of the picture.
He dismissed it, striding out of the bathroom with a shrug. When he made it back to the kitchen, he noticed a bottle sitting on the counter, seemingly shining in the dim light that hung over it.
"Booze," He whispered to himself in amazement. He grabbed the bottle in his hands, quickly making to open it."
"Fuckface!" Zoe hissed out, grabbing the bottle out of his hands quickly. "That's mine!"
He gawked at her, "Where the fuck did you come from?"
"I could ask you the same thing," She sighed dejectedly, her hands on her hips as she stared at the Jashinist.
He jabbed his finger over his shoulder, "I had to piss."
"Thanks," She said dully, staring at him with a deadpan expression. "I really needed to know that."
She turned on her heel, walking towards the cupboard before a mischievous smirk spread across her lips. She placed her phone on the counter against the sugar bowl, balancing it perfectly as she hit the little red button on the screen. She smiled, turning back towards Hidan.
"Hidan?" She asked, smiling at him.
"The fuck you want?" He asked.
"Can you read this for me?" She asked, gesturing down to the bottle in her hands. She squinted her eyes as she looked at the top of the corkscrew, "I don't have my glasses, I can't read it."
He huffed in annoyance, not noticing her hand that hadn't moved from it's place on the side of the top. He walked towards her, "I didn't fucking know you needed glasses. You read just fine the rest of the damn time," he rolled his eyes.
"No shit, Sherlock," She smirked as he leaned down to read it. She quickly moved her thumb, flicking the bottle slightly and a victorious smirk spread across her lips.
The corkscrew shot out of the bottle, hitting Hidan in the center of his forehead, a loud snapping noise sounding from it.
"FUCK!" Hidan screamed, grabbing his head as he doubled over.
Zoe laughed loudly, placing the bottle on the counter and grabbing her phone before she darted out of the kitchen, knowing he was right on her tail. She slipped her shoes on quickly, each of them only half on her feet, but she didn't care. She ended the recording as she jumped down the outside steps.
"You fucking bitch!" He swore loudly, taking off after her. "I'll fucking kill you!"
She gasped in between fits of laughter as she ran into the woods, listening to him as he followed closely behind. She ran as fast as she could, knowing it could possibly be bad if he caught her. "Deidara!" She shrieked loudly as she took off towards the clearing in the woods. She assumed they'd be training there, though Hidan cut her off before she even got close.
Her eyes landed on the red circle indented in the middle of his forehead and couldn't help but laugh.
"There you are you little slut," He snarled, walking towards her. "Don't fucking laugh!"
"D-Deidara! Help!" She yelped, biting her lip to keep her composure around the angry man.
He grabbed her wrist, smirking in victory as she pouted. His victory was short lived, however, as a blonde mass tackled him.
"Deidara?" Zoe demanded as her body rolled along with Hidan's. She turned quickly, coming face to face with Onyxcia. A giant smile was plastered on her lips as she giggled.
"Close enough!" She grinned, taking advantage of Hidan's shock as she gripped her friend's wrist, not wasting any time in scrambling away from the ninja.
Hidan cussed underneath of his breath as he threw himself to his feet, quickly rushing after the girls with narrowed eyes. He knew that he'd never legitimately hurt the girls, though that didn't stop him from having a bit of fun tormenting them.
He caught up to them within seconds, a smirk spreading on his lips as he reached out for him. His hand had just gripped onto the fabric of Zoe's shirt when a foot connected with his face, sending him flying backwards into a tree.
"What the hell are you doing Hidan, yeah?" Deidara hissed at the zealot with a glare. "Why are they screaming bloody murder?"
"The bitch shot me!" Hidan snapped, pointing in Zoe's direction.
Zoe snickered into her elbow at the thought of it while Onyxcia raised an eyebrow at her. "Am I missing something?"
Hidan glared at the thoroughly amused woman, "Fucking delete that video or I'll do it for you."
"Do it, pussy," She challenged as she pointed at him. Hidan rose to his feet, but Deidara was quicker. He appeared in between the girls, wrapping an arm around each of their waists as he shot in the direction they had been headed.
"What did you do, yeah?" He asked, turning towards Zoe.
"I shot him in the head with a corkscrew from a champagne bottle," She laughed. Onyxcia snickered, raising her hand to high-five her friend. "I have a video I can show once I'm to safety."
"I want to see this," Onyxcia said seriously as Deidara dodged a kick from Hidan.
Deidara turned towards the Jashinist, glaring as he continued to run backwards flawlessly. "Fuck off, un! You're gonna hurt them!"
"That's the point, dipshit!" Hidan snapped, quickly lunging towards Deidara again. The blonde swiftly dodged, jumping up and out of the trees and landed in the clearing. Zoe gasped in astonishment as she watched Itachi use a fireball that Kisame quickly put out with a giant wave of water.
"So cool!" Onyxcia squealed as Deidara released them to fight the Jashinist that continued his pursuit.
"Hey, guys!" Zoe called out as she skipped towards Sasori, Kakuzu and Pein as they observed Itachi and Kisame's fight. She pulled her phone out of her pocket, "Do you guys wanna see something hilarious?"
Footsteps thumped loudly up the stairs to a small blue trailer home. The large figure frowned as he opened the door to the silent house, slamming the door closed behind him as his fingers quickly turned all of the locks on his doors.
He grunted as he strode into the living room of his home, paying no mind to the small woman that laid on his couch. She sat up quickly, tensing as she watched him stomp down the stairs into the basement. She let out a small huff of relief as she watched the door close. He shut the door behind him, tending to the abundance of locks that also graced the basement door.
He glanced threw himself into the stool at his workbench, the leather letting out a puff of air at his sudden weight. He dragged his fingertips over top of the shelf he'd been assembling before shaking his head, his shaggy light brown locks rippling.
"Still can't focus," The deep voice rumbled out of his chest as he turned slowly towards the door in the very back of the cold room. His feet padded quickly towards the room, pulling the key up from where it hung on a gold chain around his neck. He unlocked the door, keeping his head down as he walked in and quickly shut the door behind himself.
A sick smile spread across his lips as he looked around the prized room. "Hey, baby," He said to the room. The walls were plastered of pictures of the same young woman. Many of the pictures had been taken without her knowledge; his silence was something he took pride in.
His fingers grazed one of the pictures that he had grown most fond of. She stood in the line of a grocery store, an annoyed look plastered on her face as her hand was outstretched with money in her grasp. Her mouth was open, clearly saying something as the picture had been taken.
Her short black hair was tucked behind her ears on both sides, her hazel eyes shining beautifully as she paid for the small pink bag of kitten food.
"I'm home," he grinned, moving on to the next picture on his wall.