Hello, lovelies. Long(ish) chapter for you all.

I do not own Naruto!

First Person!

"Zoe, what is that?"

I glanced up from my phone to see Kisame in my desk chair. He had rolled over to my TV and was poking the PS4 gently.

"It's my PlayStation," I said simply. I reached over to my side table, grabbing both of the remotes. "Could you turn the power on for me?"

"Where is the power button?" He asked, turning towards me again.

I snorted, "You'll find it. You guys do have TVs in your world, you know."

He poked his head to the side, his fingers trailing up the side of the TV to find the power button. "What even is a PlayStation?" He questioned before jabbing the power button. He grinned in victory when the screen lit up and rolled back over next to my bed.

"A PlayStation is a gaming console," I explained, handing him the blue remote while I held the red. "There's a bunch of different games you can play, but I'll show you how to play Call of Duty."

"Call of Duty?" He repeated to himself quietly, watching my fingers fly on the controller as I started the game.

"Just watch how I play first," I dismissed, glancing to him as I started a multiplayer match. "I'm going to start you out on multiplayer, but I'm gonna play without you first to show you."

I grinned as I noticed his intense focus. It was as if his ninja reflexes had kicked in, and he was in the zone.

I showed him how to shoot as the game started, showing him what button and where his fingers should be. He got a kick out of the grenades, telling me to throw them at every chance he had. The game came to an end quickly, our team winning and we moved onto the next round.

"Okay," I said, placing my head on his shoulder. His gaze was set on the TV, his same lopsided grin on his face. "You're probably going to get really pissed off and die a lot, but that's okay. That's just how you learn."

"Got it, coach," He chuckled, patting my head as the game started.

The map was NukeTown, and for those of you who don't know, it's a smaller sized map with two houses. Everything is cluttered and you're essentially running into someone every 10 seconds.

Kisame ran up the stairs to the blue house, not looking down the staircase as he darted by into the bedroom. He turned just to come face to face with another player who shot him.

"Aw, shit," Kisame pouted. "What a dickhead."

I giggled, watching him as he journeyed through the map. "What are you doing?"

"I'm looking for the dick that just killed me," He laughed, running around. He ran into another player and shot a bunch of times without aiming. He grunted in satisfaction as he actually managed to kill the other guy, but, it wasn't who he was looking for.

"Do you even know the other guys name?" I asked, sipping my iced coffee. I watched as he got shot again, dying to the same guy.

"It's him!" He explained, pointing at the TV. "420_guy_69, fuck you!"

"He can't hear you," I laughed. The door opened seconds later, revealing a very curious Deidara. "Hey, Dei," I greeted with a smile, patting the bed next to me.

"Hey Zoe, un," He grinned, flopping into the bed next to me. "What're you two up to, yeah?"

"Call of Duty," Kisame and I said in unison.

I grinned, looking at his confused face, "Kisame is currently on the hunt for the guy that killed him in the game. He's very upset, so I was guiding him towards killing the guy."

Deidara's eyes locked on the TV and he watched intently.

"Watch this, Deidara," Kisame mused as he threw a grenade. It hit the car and stuck to it before blowing up, causing the car to explode. Round Win flashed at the top of the screen and my eyes widened.

"Wow," Deidara grinned. "I wanna play, yeah!"

"Kisame!" I cheered, turning to the blue man. "Watch, I think you got the final kill!"

Kisame's hand rose in triumph, a giant sharp-toothed grin gracing his features as we watched the bomb explode and claim the final kill.

I decided not to tell him how many times he died.

I was lying on the couch, my legs in Sasori's lap as I rested my eyes when my phone buzzed. Blinking my eyes open tiredly, I grabbed my phone.

Onyx Bitch

Have we shown the guys YouTube yet?

I rolled my eyes, tilting my head to look at the girl who continued typing away on her phone.

Onyx Bitch

Because I think we need to show them YouTube.

Or yaoi.

Oh my Jashin could, you imagine?

yea, I can. they're gonna be totally pissed, but it's ur call

I hate your punctuality.

I snorted as I watched her spring to her feet. Everyone was scattered around the room, minus Konan, Pein, Tobi and Zetsu, of course.

So antisocial.

Onyxcia hurried over to the TV where she plugged her laptop in through the HDMI cord. I shook my head, knowing full well that everyone would freak out.

"I want to show you guys something," Onyxcia announced, grabbing everyone's attention.

I acted curious, even raising an eyebrow to egg her on.

"What the hell do you wanna show us, bitch?" Hidan grunted from the other couch where he sat with Kakuzu and Kisame. Beth and Deidara were each on the floor next to each other while Onyxcia and Itachi had shared the recliner.

"It's the magical world of YouTube," She grinned.

"Oh, no," Beth sighed, looking at the screen. "Please don't do this."

"I have to, and you know it!" Onyxcia laughed, quickly typing into the search bar.

"Akatsuki Parody Episode 1?" Kakuzu read.

"Congratulations, you can read!" Onyxcia snorted into her arm, completely turning away to avoid Kakuzu's glare.

"What is she about to show us?" Sasori asked, watching as she clicked on the first video that popped up.

"Something that's probably going to offend you, or piss you off," I shrugged, a small laugh escaping my lips.

"What the hell is this, yeah?" Deidara demanded as he heard his voice over. "I do not sound like that!"

Sasori stared at the TV with a blank expression.

"Haha! It's fucking perfect," Hidan laughed as he stared at the screen. "It's just like both of those artist fuckers!"

"Fuck you Hidan, un!" Deidara barked, glaring at him.

Kisame cocked his head to the side when Pein appeared on screen, "Why does Pein sound so… Geeky?"

"I do not know, Kisame," Itachi sighed. "This is obviously some sort of joke."

The parody then made some sort of joke towards Kisame and his weight, him sending a chilling glare to the TV.

I wheezed into my arm, Onyxcia fighting back her laughter as well.

"Don't worry, Deidara," Beth soothed, holding a gentle arm onto Deidara as if to hold him back. He obviously could've broken out of it easily, though he made no attempt to move. "Hidan is just a dickhead. I'm sure something will make fun of him soon."

I flashed my eyes to Onyxcia who had followed my gaze to watch them. I grinned at her, but my focus was forced back to the Akatsuki in seconds.

"Why in the hell does Sasori have a sudden Australian accent?" Beth laughed.

"It's ridiculous," Sasori sighed.

I snickered as they all bickered among themselves.

I was so going to pay for this.

"Why does fish bitch sound like he's shitting himself?!" Hidan shrieked before falling into hysterics at the sound of it.

"A-aw, Kisame," I frowned inbetween fits of laughter, watching as he continued to glare at the TV. "I'm sorry, I'll stop it."

"Skip to where Hidan gets made fun of," Kisame said.

I snickered, nodding.

"Skip mine," Kakuzu growled as he stared at me. "Do not play anything that has to do with me."

I paled slightly but nodded, hovering the mouse over the video bar. I quickly pressed play when I saw Hidan come up on the screen.

"What the hell, yeah," Deidara sighed in disappointment. "'Praise Jashin?' Isn't that what he always does, anyway?"

"Oi, fuck you blonde bitch!" Hidan huffed.

"At least they didn't have to try to make you seem like an idiot, Hidan. You do it yourself," Sasori said smoothly.

I lifted my hand up, his hand high fiving mine.

"Yaoi!" Onyxcia interrupted. None of us had paid any attention to her changing what appeared on the screen, but everyone watched her type in the search bar.

"SasoDei?" Kakuzu read aloud in confusion.

"Oh, Onyxcia, don't start with them! They've been so good!" I cried out, but it was too late.

The images flooded up of the two artists.

"Oh my god!" Kisame wheezed, doubling over as he laughed.

Hidan didn't even get the chance to say anything obnoxious, his out of control laughter cutting him off.

"What the hell," Sasori growled, turning away from the screen.

"Ew Danna, un!" Deidara barked, stomping to the other side of the room.

"I obviously would not partake in such disgusting activities, especially not with you, brat," Sasori snarled, glaring at Deidara.

"As you can see, the two lovers are very intimate with one another, always satisfying the others needs," Onyxcia explained to the room. She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively, and I watched Sasori twitch.

"Moving on!" I called out, attempting to save Nyx from her impending doom.

She nodded eccentrically, a smile spreading on her lips. "Sorry babe!" She called over her shoulder.

"Onyxcia, do not," Itachi warned.

"KisaIta!" She squealed, clapping her hands together. Multiple lewd pictures spread across the screen, causing Hidan to continue into his fit of laughter that he had just stopped.

"Oh my gosh, they're underwater," Beth whispered in awe.

Deidara laughed into his hands, Sasori looking away from the screen in complete disgust.

Kakuzu and Itachi attempted to do the same, each of them completely unimpressed with the situation.

"Come on," Kisame pouted to Nyx. "Haven't I been picked on enough?"

"Awe!" She cried, throwing her arms around his neck. "I'm sorry Kisa, I'll change it."

"Change it to what?" Beth asked in slight fear. "Nyx, is this a good idea?"

"Zombie lovers!" Onyxcia laughed loudly as she typed in the last pairing.

KakuHida.

"What the fuck?" Hidan roared loudly. He continued to cuss angrily for a few moments, glaring at Kakuzu all the while.

Kakuzu stared at the TV, his Christmas coloured eyes narrowed into slits. For a few moments, he didn't move, causing all of us to pale a bit until his hand snapped out. His fingers wrapped around Hidans neck and he stormed outside, dragging the Jashinist with him.

"Onyxcia, please refrain from angering Kakuzu in the future," Itachi sighed, shaking his head at his girlfriends antics.

"Kay!" She laughed, sitting next to him.

"Kakuzu can be quite unpredictable," Sasori sighed. "Though, he reacted calmly in comparison to how he typically would to such… disgusting images."

"I'm sorry," She giggled. "But someone had to do it!"

"No," Beth sighed. "We didn't have to, but it was still pretty funny."

"I found it quite degrading," Itachi sniffed, turning his head away from us.

"Once a pussy, always a pussy," I whispered under my breath. I looked up and met Itachi's challenging gaze, pouting, "I'm gonna get beat up now, aren't I?"

My question was answered without words when Itachi threw me over his shoulder. I shrieked out loudly, listening to Onyxcia and Beth's laughter as they watched him.

"Don't hurt her, Itachi," Sasori barked.

Itachi paused in the doorway, shooting a look towards Sasori that I couldn't see, "I will not hurt her, Sasori. I have a higher intelligence level than Hidan."

With that, he turned on his heel and walked into the kitchen. He walked past Hidan, Kakuzu and Kisame, not saying a word.

"Kisame!" I gasped out as I heard the sliding door open. "Help! The Uchiha is going to kill me!"

I didn't get to hear his response as the door slid closed behind us. His feet kicked off of the ground, the house blurring behind me. My eyes widened slightly as he paused, his feet landing on a plank of wood.

My eyebrows rose, "You know about the treehouse?"

"Of course," He nodded. His eyes glanced into mine, sharingan blazing, "These eyes are not for show, Zoe."

"So," I said, flopping down onto the deck of the old wooden building. I smiled lightly as I glanced down at the wood, my fingers gently tracing the names carved into it. Nyx, Beth and Zoe built this-2009.

I pulled myself back out of my thoughts, smiling at Itachi. "What brings us here?" I asked curiously, patting beside me. "If you wanted to scold me, I assume you would've by now."

He nodded at me, lowering himself into a crouch, "You're correct. I came to talk about Onyxcia."

I raised an eyebrow. "What about her?" I wondered. "Please don't tell me you're breaking up with her," I frowned at him. "Because I swear, I'll actually-"

His hand snapped up, covering my mouth with a small sigh. "No, I am not breaking up with her. I wanted to ask you something."

I reached up, grabbing his hand gently. "Okay," I smiled. "What is it?"

"Is she interested in me?" He asked quietly. "Does she know about everything- about the real me?"

My lips formed an o, my eyes widening. "Oh," I murmured. "She knows, yes. And she still likes you despite it, Itachi. Your past doesn't bother her," I smiled.

"Okay," He nodded. "Thank you very much, Zoe."

"You're welcome!" I chirped before pausing. I glanced at him, "Actually, I have a question for you as well."

"What is it?"

"Are you still sick?" I asked. "It was pretty deadly in the show. How are you feeling?"

"When I arrived here, my conditions seemed to have slowed tremendously," He admitted. "I am still sick, however it isn't progressing as it should."

"I see," I hummed, listening to him fully. I kicked my legs, smiling as the swung, "I'm going to talk to my doctor about going in to see her. Would you consider coming with me?"

He smiled warmly at me, "Of course. Thank you very much, Zoe."

"Don't mention it," I shrugged. "I actually enjoy helping people."

"A trait very few people have," He mused. "It's very rare to meet a genuinely kind person like you."

I giggled, pressing both palms into the wood. I smiled, hooking my fingers onto the edge and swinging off, jumping from the top of the tree. I looked back up to the Uchiha who stared at me in interest, a small smile gracing his lips.

"Come on, Itachi!" I called, walking back towards the house. "I assume the house is already in ruins after leaving Onyxcia and Hidan alone."

He appeared next to me moments later, nodding at me.

"Hn," He grunted, continuing on ahead of me.

"Damn Uchiha and your damn 'hn'," I huffed. "What does that even mean?!"

"Hn."

"Oh, so that's how it's going to be. I get it."

"Hn."

"Whatever, not like I wanted to talk to you anyway," I rolled my eyes.

"Hn," He smirked.

My eyebrow twitched. "Itachi…."

"What the hell is going on in here?" I demanded, staring at the scene in front of me.

Little Monster was hissing at Onyxcia as she held Siren in the air by the scruff of the neck. Thor was meowing loudly, also clearly unimpressed with Siren for some reason. Megaladon, Martin and Stitch all laid on the couch curled into balls, sleeping soundly. Julius, Lilo and Kit-Kat all sat on top of the coffee table, overlooking the scene in front of them.

"Hidan!" She shrieked, kicking him as he bit her ankle. Thor crashed into Little Monster seconds later, their hissed and shrieks waking all of the other cats up.

Onyxcia's head snapped up to look at Itachi and I standing in the doorway, smiling sheepishly, "So, iced tea turns them into kittens again." I watched as her gaze shifted to Itachi. She froze, a smile slowly spreading across her face. "Hey babe," she smiled.

He sighed, saying nothing as he watched her fingers curl around a glass. She flung the liquid out of the cup, properly soaking Itachi.

And me.

I huffed out in annoyance as Itachi shrunk down into his kitten form, striding over to Onyxcia and meowing at her. She picked him up, nuzzling him, "You're so cute, Raven!"

"Nyx," I twitched, feeling the sticky beverage dripping off of my nose.

Her eyes flicked over to me, widening as she took in my appearance. "Oh my gosh, Zoe I'm so sorry," she whispered in between her fingers that had flown up over her mouth. She shook with quiet laughter, wheezing.

"Yeah, you sure sound sorry," I growled, glaring at her. She stopped attempting to hold in her laughter, rolling on the floor in hysterics.

"I-I'm sorry!" She gasped out, holding her sides. "You just- you look so funny!"

"Oh," Beth whispered, looking at me with a small frown as she descended from the stairs. "Nyx, I told you not to get any on Zoe."

She chortled, wiping a tear from her cheek. "I'm really sorry, Zo, I couldn't help myself."

I sighed, watching as Little Monster rolled on the ground next to Onyxcia in fits of little kitty laughter. I glared at him, walking over and pressing my foot against the cat. "Fuck you, Hidan. At least I didn't morph into a helpless little kitty."

He hissed at me, Siren and Megaladon now taking his place laughing.

"Nyx," I began, looking her. "I used the last teabag this morning. Could you go get another box from the pantry in the garage?"

First Person- O

"Yeah," I smiled, nodding.

I snickered one more time at her appearance before shooting to my feet, deciding that was my best option. I made my way to the door that descended down into the garage quickly, humming to myself as I glanced in the pantry.

"Why do we have so many soups?" I asked myself, raising an eyebrow. "Nobody eats soup."

I sighed, shaking my head before pushing past all of the cans and boxes, attempting to find the box of tea. I poked my head up, trying to reach the top shelf, and failing.

My eyes trailed around the room, looking for anything to boost me up. I found a stool next to the workbench that Wesley had installed for himself. Grabbing the stool, I dragged it over to the pantry and hoisted myself up, staring directly into the empty shelf.

Huffing, I jumped back down, turning towards the stairs. "Zo, are you sure there's any tea down here?" I hollered, my hands on my hips. She didn't respond, so I continued my search.

I peeked into the front seat of her Jeep that sat perfectly in the middle of the garage, my eyes landing on a shopping bag. "Bingo," I whispered victoriously. I opened the door and grabbed the bag, looking in to see the box of tea.

Shutting the door, I hummed to myself as I skipped up the steps, a small smile on my lips. I opened the door and rushed in the room, my eyebrow shooting up at the empty room. "Zoe, your tea was in your car, not the pantry," I called, striding towards the kitchen. I heard a loud meow come from the room as my eyes landed on a picture that hung perfectly next to the door.

Zoe and Jeremy stood in front of their high school during his prom. He was in grade 12 at the time, graduating high school, while Zoe was in grade 9.

My eyes narrowed at the picture as I grabbed it, yanking it off of the wall, "Why is this picture up?" I wondered, pushing the door open quickly.

The picture fell out of my hands quickly as my eyes settled on a man in the middle of the room. I didn't hear the picture shatter as he spoke.

"Hey, Nyx," Jeremy whispered chillingly, his hand fisted in Zoe's hair. "Why don't you sit down with Beth?"