HELLO MY PRETTIES
Okay, I have the next chapter for y'all, so enjoy it.
Japan's finally in the fic now, so you should feel VERY HAPPY.
There was a delay for this chapter, and I have excuses for that:
1) I got a new computer for Christmas, and for the past week I've been fiddling with it to figure out how it works and all that shit.
2) I fixed my Wattpad a couple weeks ago, and I've been working on my stuff on there. I'm thinking about putting this fic on there, but I don't think I will, considering the lack of OC fics for Hetalia (in fact, I've noticed that there aren't many Hetalia fics on Wattpad, or good ones, anyway...)
3) I've been on a terrible sleep schedule lately. I've been staying up till about two to three in the morning (I'm writing this at like five in the morning, for fuck's sake). I've been trying to fix it, but I've been failing terribly. ;_;
4) I recently met a girl on Kik a couple days ago, and I've been talking to her a lot. We usually fangirl over Phan (Dan Howell and Phil Lester, if you didn't know), and it's been fun talking to her. I like her a lot, and I've been thinking about asking her out (but I don't even know if she's in a relationship or even bi). If any of you guys have any advice, please let me know. I really need it. ;_;
Now that that's out of the way, here is chapter seven.
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Amaterasu: What are you talking about, you impudent mortal? I do not ship Japan and Aphrodite!
Me: *looks at Amaterasu's JapKi shirt* Oh really?
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Disclaimer: Seriously? You should know by now that I don't own Hetalia, you fucking idiot.
. . .
I woke up tired and groggy. For once, Italy wasn't jumping on me to wake me up (thank sweet baby Jesus). I put on my glasses and noticed a duffel bag in the corner of the room. I knew that Italy didn't have shit with him so it wasn't his, and Germany cleaned out the basement for Italy and I (what a sweetheart). I crawled towards it because I was lazy and opened it. On the top of the lump of shit in there was a note.
Dear Aphrodite,
Considering that you will be in this world for quite a while, I decided to give you some things that you will probably need. I hope you you like them.
-Amaterasu
Oh sweet lord, thank you, Amaterasu. I dumped the contents of the duffel bag on the floor and it contained a black zip-up hoodie, navy blue skinny jeans, fingerless black gloves, a bunch of pairs of socks, a black leather jacket, leather pants, hairties, a white tank top, a couple more pairs of jeans, some bras and underwear, some shirts, and some black combat boots. Aside from clothes, the bag had a bunch of things I'll probably need, such as a hairbrush, a portable iPod charger (thank you Amaterasu), some earphones, some purple hairdye (I'll probably need to redye my highlight soon, anyway), some earrings (cool ones, too) and some pads and tampons (okay, awkward...).
I grabbed the hoodie, the tank top, a white bra, a pair of underwear, a pair of socks, the skinny jeans, the black gloves, a single dangle skull earring, and the combat boots. After I got dressed, I brushed my hair and tied it into a high ponytail, leaving my highlight hanging freely, and put the earring in my right earlobe, Before I left, I grabbed my iPod (because I need my tunes), the charger, and the earphones.
I left the room and Italy bounced toward me (for obvious reasons). "Good morning, Kiki!"
"Hey Italy!" I greeted.
He stared at my outfit (or faced... I don't know how he can walk with his eyes closed all the damn time).
"What?" I asked, annoyed.
"Your outfit is... strange."
I pffted. "That's the point."
"Oh, okay then!" He shouted. Typical Italy.
We walked into the main room where Germany was waiting for us. He raised an eyebrow at my choice of clothing, but didn't question it. I mentally rolled my eyes. I can wear what I want, Jesus...
"As you both know," Germany began, "ve are meeting a friend of mine, Japan, and I need both of you to be on your best behavior." He said like we were children and he was scolding us. He turned to Italy. "Italy, I need you to calm down and be quiet."
Italy saluted him. "Yes, sir!"
He turned to me. "Aphrodite, I need you to watch your mouth, just this once."
I rolled my eyes, stuffing my hands in my pockets. "Yeah, sure, whatever."
Germany sighed and continued his lecturing. I stopped listening after awhile, and started zoning out.
So, if I'm not mistaken, we meet Japan in this episode. Like Amaterasu said, I need to make sure he doesn't fall into his depression. But how, exactly...?
"...Are we clear?" Germany finished, bringing me back to reality.
"Yes sir!" Italy saluted.
"Um, yeah, sure," I said stupidly.
"Then it's time to go then."
. . .
"Okay, so I'm brought someone vho vill be our new ally," Germany started.
"Do you speak of Itary?" Japan asked.
Germany told Italy and I to stay outside of Japan's office while they talked, I guess. They've been in there for about a half hour and I was bored as shit. I'm sure Italy felt the same way because he wouldn't leave me alone.
"Kikiiiiii..." Italy whined, hugging my feet.
"What?" I asked, annoyed.
"Can we go in now..."
I sighed. "No, Italy."
"Whyyyyyyyyy?"
"We have to wait for Germany to get done talking to Japan." For God's sake, Italy, can you shut the fuck up this one time?
Italy kept whining and I felt a headache coming on.
"Arright, I am in agreement," Japan said. "Arthough, I am curious..."
At that point, Italy left to go flirt with some girls, leaving me alone to deal with my headache. Italy, you are the second-most douchest fuckboy I've ever met in my life...
"He surely is not the obvious suspicious character, is he?" Japan asked.
"I don't vant to believe it, either, but zat's him," Germany answered.
I saw that one of Japan's guards went up to Italy and scolded him.
Gee, I wish this kind of thing was still around, I'd love to see Satoshi get a beating. I smiled at my own thought. Yeah, I know I'm kind of sadistic, but you can't blame me.
"Italy, Aphrodite," Germany said, walking out of the room. He noticed me on the floor, rubbing my head, and Italy nowhere in sight (well, his anyway).
"Vhere is Italy?" Germany asked me.
"Being a fuckboy, as usual," I said, pointing in Italy's direction, where he was being chewed out by that Japanese guard.
Germany went to get Italy while I just sat and kept rubbing my head to ease away my headache.
I kept my eyes closed so I didn't notice Japan come out of the room.
"Excuse me, but who are you?"
I opened my eyes to see Japan looking over me. SHIT SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION CODE BLUE CODE BLUE
Somehow I was able to keep my cool. "私は2つの馬鹿と思います." [Translation: I'm with the two idiots.]
Japan blinked. "あなたは日本語を話しますか?" [You speak Japanese?]
"はい," I replied. "I prefer English, though." [Yes.]
"That is understandable," Japan said.
"Oh, I'm Kiki, by the way," I greeted. "You're Japan, right?" Even though I already know.
"Hai," he answered, bowing. "Greetings, Kiki-san."
I felt a bit uncomfortable with Japan adding the "san" to the end of my name, but I didn't really get a chance to react when Germany walked back over with Italy thrown over his shoulder, mumbling curses under his breath.
. . .
After Germany got Italy, Japan escorted us to his living room where we all ended up under his kotatsu.
Well, Germany and Italy, anyway.
Germany had half of his body under it, while Italy was pretty much using it like a blanket.
I was sitting next to Japan, keeping my distance because I knew about his personal space issues.
"Kiki-san," Japan started, getting my attention. "How did you find Itary-san and Germany-san?"
I wanted Germany to answer that question for me, but he was nose deep in his book, not giving two shits about the outside world. Germany, you asshole.
"Er, well..." I started awkwardly. "Long story short, I found Italy, who was hiding from Germany, and Germany found us and took us in," I explained, stretching the truth a little.
"Interesting," was the only thing Japan responded with.
I don't think he's too fond of me yet. Shit.
Japan leaned over and put an orange on a sleeping Italy's head, with his cat meowing in the process.
I never understood this scene... I thought.
"I have signed the paperwork, but he appears to be sleeping," Japan stated.
"Ja, zat is kind of his zing," Germany explained.
"Not really," I said under my breath, with a tick mark appearing on my head.
...Wait, what?
Japan's cat meowed again.
. . .
"Now Japan," Germany started, "do you zink you could make U-boats using zose blueprints we have from ze other day?"
It's a couple days after meeting Japan, and me and Italy haven't been really doing anything.
And I'm bored as fuck.
But like Amaterasu said, I have a mission, and I can't leave until I complete it.
I just wish things didn't go so slow at the beginning, I mean, Jesus Christ...
Oh come on, I'm sure every single one of you agree.
Er, anyway...
"Werl," Japan started, "I think your design is much too big to do in my home, but prease do not worry."
He pulled out a little miniature U-boat.
"We succeeded in miniaturizing it using technology," He finished.
I stared at it in awe. I didn't think technology was that good in the 1940s...
Oh wait, I forgot, Hetalia breaks the fourth wall a lot...
"No vay!" Germany shouted.
All of a sudden what looked like a scene from a Japanese commercial showed up. "We have twelve coror random assortment and we shall rerease new, additional corors to match each season, a popular voice actress wirl advertise it for us, too," Japan explained.
I sweatdropped. I think Japan's forgetting that this is a war... no wonder the Axis lost...
Oh shit.
OH SHIT
PLEASE NO ONE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT
"Cool," Germany responded to Japan's U-boat idea.
It took all of my self-control not to facepalm.
Suddenly a giant robot, uh, thing came out of (probably literally) thin air.
"And that is his ultimate final form," Japan finished.
I gaped.
"This is wunderbar, Japan!" Germany said in awe.
That's when I finally lost it.
"WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM?!" I screamed.
Germany and Japan looked at me like I grew a second head or something.
I laughed nervously.
. . .
Somehow Germany and Japan ignored my outburst and we all went back to Japan's house, where I went to the hot springs to calm my nerves.
I took off my towel and sunk into the spring, letting out a moan of delight when my body fully went into the spring.
I looked around and saw Japan and Italy in one of the springs, having a conversation about God-knows-what.
I really hope they aren't planning someone's death or some shit.
. . .
"So, Japan," Italy started, "what do you think of Kiki?"
Japan was taken aback by the sudden question. "Kiki-san? She is arright, I suppose..."
"She's actually really nice when you get past her tough side," Italy explained. "When I was hiding from Germany, I found her sleeping under a tree in the forest, not to mention alone! I wonder what she was doing there..."
Japan was surprised. Sleeping under a tree in the forest? Alone? I... don't understand...
"Itary-san," Japan started, "did Kiki-san mention anything to where she was before you found her?"
"No," Italy answered.
It seems as if Kiki-san is hiding something...
. . .
Wow.
WOW
I think that's the longest chapter I've written so far.
YOU SHOULD BE VERY LUCKY
So Japan's finally in the picture. Yay. I know that things are at a slow start so far, but it follows along with the story. I don't want to rush into anything, because Kiki's still pretty closed up after Satoshi, and, well, you know how Japan is.
But anyway...
BAII BITCHES