Hermione was still furious about fan fiction, so Harry kept casually mentioning it. Her rage often meant great sex – unless he'd made her angry at him.
"You've seen the ones with you and Sirius?"
"Your godfather? The DEAD one?"
"The brightest witch of our age revolutionizes the time-turner but overshoots her target …."
"You weren't born yet, but any lad with black hair would do?"
"There are some where I'm a girl and still with you. Kinda hot!"
Her frosty gaze said she saw right through him. "I'm not having sex with Luna, Potter."
Can't blame a guy for trying.