Back for another round! For the second time today too!
Since I didn't do it in the last chapter, I DON'T own Kingdom Hearts or any of it's characters. I DO own Veronica, however.
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11. I am not allowed to rent out the rooms of Organization members.
At least no one still alive. Marley was pissed when he got back from a mission and his room was occupied by 101 Dalmatians….
12. Missions are a time for working, NOT for pushing your partner off a cliff….
Defense excuse, Xigbar WAS actually asking me too….
13. Just because it's Friday the 13th, does NOT mean that you need to carry around and hit people with your lucky horseshoe….
But the looks on their faces were hilarious!
Granted Xaldin did throw a lance at me….
14. I am NOT a morning person. Wake me at your own risk….
Sїax discovered this one on my second day. He tried to wake me up before seven, (Key word: TRIED,) and ended up having to duck when I threw my Katana so hard it went through the door….
15. "Ask for Forgiveness, not permission." Applies to all things regarding Sїax.
I brought back a kitten that I found on a mission one day, and managed to keep the little guy hidden for about a week. Needless to say that Sїax was NOT pleased when he found out. But when the kitten and I turned the puppy eyes on him, he only lasted a few minutes before he actually caved (to everyone's surprise.) My kitten is now named Scooter, and loves to curl up on anyone sitting on the couch. (Especially Zexion and Sїax.)
16. Xemnas is not to be referred to as, "Dad."
I swear it just slipped out one day during a meeting, and everyone freezes. All eyes turn to me until, (and I shit you not) Axel turns to Sїax and says, "Does this mean we call you Mom?"
17. Nor is Sїax to be referred to as mom.
18. Roxas is not to be called Zoro….
When asked why, he turned away with a dark look muttering something about a lost bet….
19. I am indeed crazy, insane, disturbed, demented, sadistic, and all around cheerful about it. I am NOT a psychopath!
I am a high functioning sociopath, DO YOUR RESEARCH!
20. WE do not mention the Chicken Incident….
I genuinely have no clue what this one is about. All I know is that one day this totally random chicken decides to follow me home through the corridor. Next thing I know everyone is freaking out and pointing their weapons at it. After I brought it home, the most I could glean from them was that a similar incident had happened about a month before I showed up. They really don't like to talk about it….
And here it the second set! Hope you enjoyed, but seriously people, start leaving real reviews. 30 views and only one review? You can do better than that!
This has been Freerunner, 'til next time!
