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Wow, so next installment. I am truly disappointed in you people. 116 views, and STILL only one review?! I expected better from you….
I don't own Kingdom Hearts, or the Island of Kawii. I DO however own myself, seeing as Veronica is me.
21. Do not demean me with my status as a female.
Larxene, Kairi, Xion, and I WILL hunt you down and kill you for it…
22. Do NOT mock my height.
I'm 5'1", you point it out, you die, slowly, screaming…
23. Don't threaten me. It won't work…
Usually if you try, I will fire back bigger threats and the promise of slow torture. The scary thing though? I can actually carry out my threats….
24. No Furbies….
When asked why, Xemnas stated that they just creeped him out. Especially the way that their eyes seemed to follow him around everywhere...
I left one in his room earlier as a prank though….
(High pitched girly scream)
Sounds like he found it!
25. Do NOT take my music!
Demyx thought it would be funny to hide my IPod last week. He learned pretty quickly though that a pissed off Veronica, isn't a funny Veronica.
26. Sugar is vital to Veronica's day. Prohibit it, and you are asking for violence and a slow bloody death.
I'm ADHD, so caffeine doesn't really work for me. So to compensate for that, I consume at least one pound of sugar over the course of my average day. Vexen found this out, and ATEMPTED to hide everything in my sugar stash. It was a fruitless effort…. I found it in under a minute….
27. Singing "It's a Small World" anywhere in the vicinity, will guarantee a manhunt…
Sora tried, and failed, to hide from me after he reconfigured my alarm clock to blare that dreaded song at three in the morning….
28. DON'T touch Veronica's paints. If you do, there will be consequences….
Axel: We are still trying to figure out what she did to Xigbar for that. When we found him, he was rocking back and forth in the corner refusing to speak….
29. If Veronica is acting in any way normal, be extremely concerned!
Vexen: Last time she acted even remotely normal, was when we had her sedated up to her eyeballs. This time it was because someone had actually kidnapped and replaced her! We found her in a closet three hours later mad enough o go on a murderous rampage!
30. Don't give Veronica Alcohol. She is a cuddly drunk, and a surprisingly good singer!
Luxord: This one was actually my fault. Gave her a pint of Rum because she seemed to be having a bad day, next thing I know, she's cuddling with Axel on the couch, belting out Celtic ballads at the top of her lungs! She actually wasn't that bad of a drunken singer though…
I'd better see more reviews sometime soon people! Or else I refuse to post the next chapter!
This has been Freerunner, see you next time!