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Alright, I'm slightly happier with you people. Due to a previous review, I have now posted up a new story entitled Reasons Behind the Rules. I'm sure many of you will enjoy it…..

I DON'T own Kingdom Hearts.

Veronica: But seeing as we are the same person, I guess she does own me….

That I do!

31. Inter-dimensional portals are to be left in my room.

Demyx had a very interesting encounter with an alternate version of himself. Oddly enough, that Demyx was the head honcho of Organization 13, had already plunged most of his worlds into darkness, and yet, HE was taken down by a very vicious ten year old girl, and a Moogle…. The most shocking thing to me and the other members though, was that Alt-Xemnas was a guitar playing hippy!

32. (Vexen asked me to add this one in) Veronica's powers defy all know logic and the laws of Physics. DO NOT ATTEPMT TO TEST THEM!

That was a very fun day… In a nut shell, it was monthly physical day, and Vexen started getting curious of the extent of my powers. It was a very hilarious, logic defying day filled with teleporting, summoning objects out of thin air, walking on ceilings and walls, bringing inanimate objects to life, and even transporting people to other dimensions!

33. Bunnies are not evil. They will NOT destroy your body and devour your soul….

So it happened like this, an extremely cute baby bunny decided it was going to follow me home one day from one of the more obscure worlds. When it exited the portal, it hopped right up to Axel….

They stared at each other for a full minute, before Axel took off screaming bloody murder, panicking about his soul….

The funniest thing though, the bunny looked up at me with this cute confused face and shot me this look that said, "What's with him?"

34. There is no need to test all potions on Veronica. VEXEN THIS MEANS YOU!

I stupidly volunteered to be his test dummy for a day. (It was either that or fight the Keyblade wielders one-on-one.) I ended up testing a faulty batch of potions that shrunk me to two feet tall, turned my skin bright purple (Which I actually didn't mind,) and gave me the ability to shift into a kitten that was identical to Scooter. All the effects were temporary though. Thank god….

35. Scooter the Kitten is NOT approved to be used as an co-interrogator...

Funny enough, I only left him and Ansem Seeker of Darkness alone for a few minutes….

When I came back, Ansem was unconscious on floor, and Scooter was just sitting there with this smug look on his little kitten face….

36. The following are also prohibited from Organization meetings:

Bubble Guns

Marshmallow Guns

Safety scissors

Fake Mustaches

Jello of any kind

Alcohol of any kind

Zelda swords

Lightsabers (Real or Fake)

Chess boards

Monopoly games

Scooter the Kitten

Mountain Lion on a leash

Water ballons

A pillow

My tablet

Karaoke Machines

(More to be added later….)

37. Justin Bieber is hereby banned….

I played one of his songs… on loop.. for three hours straight…

Needless to say Sïax was PISSED…

And so was everyone else for that matter….

38. ….as is Miley Cyrus.

Same reason as Bieber….

39. When Veronica's nobodies appear, she is either upset, or EXTERAMLY pissed at you….

My nobodies are called Loyal Hounds for a reason.

They look like a mix between a German Shepard and a Boxer, with the attitude of a Pit Bull when I feel threatened or I'm angry…

40. UNDER NO CERCUMSTACES WILL ANYONE APPROACH VERONICA WHEN SHE IS PMS'ING…. (Without ample amounts of chocolate)

Xemnas: Her impressive rage overshadows even mine and Sïax's… Unless you give her a Crunch Bar…

I really hope you guys enjoy my newest story. I still take suggestions on rules so leave a review or PM me.

In the meantime, this has been Freerunner! See you next time!