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I can barely believe what I'm seeing!
439 views, and only 7 reviews?!
What is the meaning of this?!
I DON'T own Kingdom Hearts, or any of it's Ccharacters.
Veronica: You do own me though! Since we are the same person!
41. Veronica can and will cuss you out in many different languages when provoked. And that doesn't include English...
So far I can fluently speak Russian, German, Korean, Spanish, French, Romanian, Welsh, Scottish, Native Australian, Ancient Greek, Ancient Atlantian, and Heartless Screech...
That poor Neo Shadow that stole my ice cream was cowering as I screeched at it that one day. I think I gave the poor thing a phobia of humans...
On the up side, Axel was begging me to teach him...
42. Vexen makes a great relationship counselor.
I shit you not. Apparently his stack of doctorates includes one in relationship psychology! He solved the problems between Dubloon (my pet goldfish), Scooter, and my pet mountian lion Squeaky in under ten minutes!
43. If Veronica wants to be left alone (for Kingdom Heart's sake) leave her be!
I woke up pissed at everyone one day...
...even Larxene was afraid to get to close to me.
44. Claiming to rescue me, then kidnapping me even when I DON'T WANT TO BE RESCUED, doesn't count as a rescue attempt gone bad.
Apparently the, so called, heroes, decided I was being held against my will in the World That Never Was. They kidnapped me and took off before any of the Organization members noticed I was gone.
And hour later I showed up again at the front gates,covered from head to toe in dirt and scratches, licking a Sea-Salt ice cream.
Meanwhile Sora and company were unconscious on a slow boat to Radiant Garden...
45. Taking me to Neverland, then telling me NOT to go flying, is a very bad idea.
Tinkerbell and I have a mutual uunderstanding. You joke about flying, w 28"" both dive bomb you.
46. When engaging in a prank war, be aware of all neutral parties at all times.
We only made this mistake once. Larxene ended up painted bright pink. She was pissed...
47. The following activities are to be hled OUTSIDE the castle. NO EXCEPTIONS:
Paintball wars
Laser tag battles
Water balloon pranks
Mini golf
Giant Hamster Ball races
Any and all Power competitions
48. The Epic Paint Ball War, is henceforth filed as Classified.
The official report of it is at least. I will defiantly be telling this story at some point!
49. Only Veronica is allowed out of mental and phycological tests...
We've all accepted the fact that I'm completely insane. What's the point in proving what we all already know?
50. DO find ways to keep Veronica occupied.
When I'm bored, I tend to create chaos. The special kind of chaos that has everyone else running around like headless chickens. Last time I was bored it took us three solid weeks of cleaning before we could declare the castle habitable again...
Alright! Another ten down! Ok, so good news is, I already have up to rule 100 written.
Bad news, I'm starting to run out of ideas...
I need YOUR help! Send me any rule you would like to see get on the list! I will give all credit to those who send their suggestions.
But as for right now, this has been Freerunner, See you next time!