51-60
Posting this from my phone, so I have no idea how this is going to turn out...
51. Veronica cannot cook...
I can however bake. I can and will burn salad and water, but my chocolate chip cookies are to die for!
52. Don't question Veronica, even she doesn't know what she's doing half the time.
Zexion, Demyx, Roxas, Xion, and Axel were hanging out in the living room one day. I walked in dressed as a pirate, with Scooter on my shoulder disguised as a parrot, leading Squeaky (who was disguised as a mermaid) on his leash, pushing along a stolen ice cream stand. When they asked me what I was doing, I looked at them and said, "I have no idea..."
53. If you come across Veroinca lying flat out face first on the floor, don't panic, she's just extremely bored.
I was laying sprawled out in the middle of the hall after Sïax told me I couldn't cause chaos when I wake s bored anymore. Two of my Loyal Hounds curled up beside me, Axel collapsed next to me about an hour in, and we both ended up falling asleep. We woke up cuddling eachother when Zexion tripped over us about three hours later. Fang and Ripper, the nobodies with me, chased him down after his swearing woke them up...
54. It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's fricking hilarious!
Axel and I were fooling around one day during a mission, and I swear he and I were laughing our asses off when he turns around and runs face first into a brick wall! I broke down cackling after that...,
55. Veronica and caramel don't mix.
I accidentally glued my mouth shut with the stuff during a mission the very next day. Axel broke down laughing when Zexion brought me into the med bay and said it was karma for laughing about the brick wall...
56. Sliding down ramps on exercise mats is a bad idea...
Demyx and I were bored one day when everyone else was out on missions, so that guitar wielding hippy came up with his best idea ever! We grabbed a couple yoga mats, raced out to the ramp leading up to the castle, greased the entire thing down with butter, and had the time of our lives!
Everything was going great until Sïax walks out, slips, and goes over the edge and into the Great Chasm!
Demyx and I ran for our lives and hid out in our bedrooms for a week after that...
57. Slip-n-Slides are NOT to be used indoors.
In our defense, it was hot as hell, bordering on 104*F, and Xemnas gave us permission! How were we supposed to know that Xigbar would completely miss the pool and slam headfirst into the wall?!
58. Getting two yoga balls, then running at each other full speed is not advised.
Why did I thing this was a good idea again?
Axel: Because we were both bored and though it would be funny?
Tell that to my concussion...
59. No parkour inside the castle.
I was curious about the mechanics of it, and decided to train indoors. Nearly gave everyone a heart attach when I dropped from nowhere onto the floor in the middle of a Meeting. And they don't even have hearts!
60. Giant inflatable climb-in hamster balls are to be used outside, and under responsible supervision.
Axel doesn't count on this rule, as he was the one who started the giant pinball game with me still inside the ball!
This has been Freerunner, See you next time!