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61. Crates are not for hiding in, nor are they for popping out and scaring people.
I have a new nickname, Ninja, mostly because of my ability to pop up out of nowhere and scare the shit out of anyone! Even Xemnas a few times...
62. No more shooting tennis balls at annoying people.
I shot a few at the keyblade wielders when they came nocking for a fight one day with my Tennis ball bazooka. Everyone was soooo proud of me, but they said I couldn't do it again because I apparently broke a window.
63. Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend, knew nothing of blackmail...
I currently have dirt on everyone in the Organization, all members of the Restoration Committee, and most of the Keyblade Wielders. They are all too afraid to mess with me now...
64. It is not known if Veronica is brilliantly stupid or insanely intelligent.
Vexen: We tend to not loose sleep over this fact anymore. Everyone seems to have accepted the fact that she is either stupidly smart and/or crazier that crazy.
65. Challenging Demyx's Dancer nobodies to a dance off, is an extremely bad idea...
I could barely keep up with them for more than a few minutes, and conceded defeat when I almost passed out. They were bustin' moves all over the place...
66. If you find Veronica and Axel randomly making out in a shadowy corner, DO NOT DISTURB THEM!
Demyx: I made that mistake once. Veronica sent her Loyal Hounds after me, and Axel's Assassins tormented me for weeks!
67. Trying to out ninja Veronica is a very bad idea.
Xigbar challenged me to a week long Ninja off. I scared to shit out of him more times than I can count, and he still didn't find me for the entire week!
68. Do NOT let Veronica borrow Aladdin's carpet.
Sïax: Just don't, I overheard her planning...
69. Don't let Veronica touch a Star Shard.
Mickey: She caused total chaos in every world she landed in for almost a month before we could catch her...
70. Giving Luxord and Veronica a day of free reign over all of Port Royal and Tortuga, is a very bad idea.
That was the best day ever! Filled with as much rum as I could drink, gambling, and conning a navel officer out of his own ship! We had soooo much fun that day, and apparently my alcohol intake impressed our drinking buddy Jack Sparrow...
Honestly I can't remember most of it...
More of the Misadventures of Veronica! Enjoy!