71-80
71. Never let Veronica test Vexen's inventions.
I was shocked by six of them, then next thing I know I'm seeing red and the machines are in pieces...
72. When Veronica locks herself in the lab, it's every man for himself!
Vexen: she WILL blow something up, or she will require someone to test her invention or potion. Normally Axel volunteers so he can spend more time with her, but lately she's taken to just reaching out the door and grabbing the nearest person...
73. Don't question Veronica's purple trench coat.
It was a gift from a time lord friend of mine who called himself The Master. He tricked it out, and filled it with time lord technology. I even found my own Sonic Laser/Screwdriver in there one time!
74. Axel is extremely protective of Veronica.
Axel: You mess with my girlfriend You WILL burn...
75. Lexaeus isn't mute, he prefers to be anti-social.
I am probably the only person he actually tolerates. He told me that I make him laugh, and that is the only reason he tolerates me around him.
Now that I think about it... I don't think anyone besides me has heard him actually speak!
76. Veronica is paranoid already, there is no need to make them even more so.
Demyx and Xigbar kept scaring me. They kept it up for a week until I started throwing knives at their heads whenever they popped up.
77. DO show Veronica the Maze game
Xemnas swore
Xigbar tried to shoot my indestructible laptop
Xaldin broke a lance on the laptop
Vexen screamed like a little girl
Lexaeus jumped then actually started laughing
Zexion and Sïax didn't react
Axel swore, in multiple languages
Demyx peed himself
Luxord laughed then got me back for it later
Larxene laughed
Roxas and Xion tried to put Keyblade's through my laptop's screen
Meanwhile I was laughing my ass off...
78. If it looks painful, it probably is...
I can contort myself to fit into the weirdest places. Axel walked in one time when I was practicing my contortionist act and actually looked like he was going to be sick when he saw me pop my joints in and out of place.
79. Letting Veronica hang out with the Cheshire Cat, is a very bad idea...
Axel: She came back two hours later, cackling at the top of her lungs. She finally calmed down, looked over at Demyx, then started cackling again!
80. Touching Veronica's phone is ill advised...
It's kinda like rule 25, you touch my phone, you die...