101-110
101. Slip-in-slide kneeboarding is prohibited.
In our defense, Xemnas only told us we weren't allowed to play with the Slip-in-Slide anymore INDOORS!
He never said we weren't allowed to play with it out by the lake.
Long story short, Xigbar had a stupid idea, and we all went along with it. He sent Lexaeus through a wall...
102. (Suggested by FadingSunlight) Never tell Roxas there's Sea-Salt ice cream in the castle...
He will go absolutely INSANE looking everywhere for it! And do I mean EVERYWHERE...
103. (Submitted by Kiseki) Random Oc's from other Dimensions are NOT ALLOWED in the castle anymore...
We had this problem with another character named Anon for awhile. Apparently she somehow hijacked one of my portals, and it brought her to our world...
...she ATE five Dusks and tried to eat one of my Loyal Hounds before we managed to shove her back through...
104. Mauling is not advisable, even if they pissed you off...
Xigbar apparently didn't get the message one day, and kept bugging me regardless. I finally lost it...
...by the time the other members pulled me off him, he looked like he had been attacked by a lion.
105. Convincing Lexaeus to run around the castle singing 'I Feel Pretty!' will defiantly lead to broken minds...
Confession time... I broke rule number three.
It was worth it though.
I think Xemnas' eyes popped out of his head...
...and I recorded everyone else's reactions too...
...I have enough blackmail to last me a year from this! (Starts cackling...)
106. When Veronica starts cackling, it's probably a good idea to just back away slowly, and pretend you never saw her...
They have defiantly learned since the last time. When I start cackling, I'm usually planing something that will cause a LOT of pain to my victim.
Whether it's physical pain or psychological pain however, depends on my mood...
107. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Fireworks, if someone is afraid of them, keep them (the fireworks) well away from the castle...
Surprisingly, this one actually wasn't my fault. Axel got into the holiday spirit over Fourth of July weekend.
Turns out Zexion is afraid of Fireworks!
108. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Not everyone can run up walls, stop trying...
Ok, so Xigbar and I actually CAN run up walls, but that is all thanks to our powers.
I do not pity Demyx for his stupidity anymore...
109. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Dusks are not to be trusted with important jobs anymore.
Mostly because they are stupid as hell...
...sure some of them may act smart, but in the end they are all idiots.
110. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Don't call Roxas, Ventus, or Sora, Vanitas.
All four of them take it as a personal insult.
They really don't like being compared to each other...