Sorry I've been gone for awhile! I've been getting back into the swing of college!

Alright here's the new rules!

111. (Submitted by Link534) Do NOT question Marluxia about his sexuality.

He is NOT gay people! He and Larxene have actually been going out for years! Granted their relationship is slightly strange because neither of them acutally have hearts, but come on people!

I think they make a lovely couple...

But honestly, DON'T question him about it. He gets really mad, and it's never pretty when he pulls his scythe out in anger...

...and that's when you don't take into acount what happens when Larxene gets ahold of you...

112. (Submitted by Link534) When in Olympus Colosseum, do NOT feel up Hercules' muscles when Meg is anywere in sight or earshot...

I made that mistake once, it was a dare from Demyx shortly after Axel and I started going out. Apparently Meg is the jeleous type. Who knew?

Accoring to Phil, we decended into the greatest cat-fight in Colosseum history!

And I won!

Then I told her I had a boyfriend...

...after that she was strangely okay with it...

113. The following items are hereby banned from Organization Meetings:

Sharpies (I decorated everyone's thrones one time...It took them ten minutes to actually notice it though... and they apparently count as Permanet Markers)

Gardening Equipment (Marly was glaring at everyone for this after the Hedgetrimmers incident...)

Darksides

Twilight Thorns

Flamethrowers (Axel is more of a pyro than we thought...)

Werewolves (Siax got all twichie and gave everyone the evil eye)

Ansem SOD (Their jaws fell open when they saw him chained to my throne.)

Random Potions (After the Animalzation 13 incident, this is considered a bad idea.)

Keyblades (Roxas, Xion, and Tranquility are still allowed to keep their weapons, they just aren't allowed to bring them to meetings)

Vovaliods (Siax started twiching again)

Woopie Cushions (That was a hilarious April Fools Day)

More to be added later...

114. Xemnas claims he is not a pet person... This is false...

I gave him a cute little orange tabby kitten I named Sheila for his birthday. He told me to bring it back to the pet store because, and i quote..."I tolerate your own pet because of his unrivalled ability to scare the shit out of those who do not even feel fear, I do not feel the desire to have a mangey fur ball of my own."

Sheila clawed him for that, then made herself comfortable on his lap...

...he glared at her for a few minutes, before giving in and petting her.

I've got blackmail photos of him smiling and cuddling her the next day as she was purring up a storm.

115. (Submitted by Kiseki) Shapeshifting is not allowed in the castle.

Yeah, my fault. I was experimenting with my powers, and discovered a new one that I apparently gained not long after I visited the Pokemon dimension and ran into Mew and a Zorark. I can turn into various people, pokemon, animals, even obscure creatures from dimesions that may or may not exist...

I scared the hell out of everyone...

116. Hamerspace is not explainable, even Vexen with his mathamatics degree could not prove or disprove their existance. Veronica however, HAS confirmed it...

The look on his face was absolutly HILAROUS! Ok, so you know that whole cartoon concept were the characters can pull anything (manily giant hammers) out of nowhere and hit people with them? I have a special pocket that can do that. Vexen was acually lecturing a few of the others about how Hammerspaces didn't exist, and that they are pysically and mathimaticly impossible. I looked over his notes, and agreed to his calculations with a serious expresion, before pulling out a two-ton WAR HAMMER (that my friend Leman Russ gave me in the Warhammer 40K universe) and slaming it into his desk.

Vexen's jaw dropped through the floor...

Axel, Demyx, and Zexion's faces lit up like little kids on christmas morning when I agreed to teach them how to do it...

117. (Subbmited by Kiseki) Don't touch Scooter and Sheila's fish stash...

This should be self explanitory, as, although they are kittens, they have single handedly defeated each and every member of Organization 13 in hand-to-hand combat, and hold the record for most prisoners broken in the interogation room...

...on the other hand, leaving them with Tora the Demon Cat in Konoha when I have missions is finaly starting to pay off! The managed to woop Squeaky's ass that weeek!

118. (Submitted by Kiseki) Bakenekos (cat monsters) are not to be kept as pets...

This rule sucks, but Siax and Xemnas put their foots down on this one when I brought home a male. They said that Scooter and Sheila were powerful enough as it is, and I did notneed another powerful cat. Especially with Squeaky looking after the castle as a trained guard. I can visit Nash any time though, since he lives with his cousin Cheshire in Wonderland...

119. Siax can sense when you're lying.

Ok, so I confess, I broke a lot more than rule three. I've broken rule 4, rule 12 (several times,) rule 15 (again, several times,) and rule 20.

But the DCOD was a sincere topic! I didn't know they had had a run in with the Oogakari! Those guys are freaking awesome! Even if they are completely insane...

120. (With permission from Third Fang) The DCOD is a curse on all who speak of it. The Chicken Incident is not metioned because of this...

Crypt Oogakari is a very interesting man, one of the few who can understand the songs and allure of battle. This actually makes him completely insane however, and it takes years to be able to decrypt everything he says.

Aparently they managed to screw around with the KH universe before I showed up, and completely tramatized the entire Organization with Crypt's animal form...

On another note, I heard that the writer, Third Fang, is documenting their stint in the Naruto World...