121-130

Alright! Next set of rules!

I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! Veronica however, is actually me, and I have the papers that prove I own myself...


121. Pissing off primordial beings is EXREAMLY STUPID... unless you are Veronica.

Axel: We found this out when Demyx and I visited a distant world inhabitied by the original spirits on a mission. Demyx somehow pissied off Thรกlassa, one of the primordials of the sea. They were all for killing us, until Veronica popped up out of nowhere and scared the shit out of them! Aparently her existence predates them, and they all look to her as their leader. You should have seen the looks on their faces when she told them I was her boyfriend!

122. (Submitted by Kiseki) Shooting Saix with silver bullets won't kill him.

Xigbar: Found this out the hard way after the migit convinced me Saix was a werewolf. Honesly, it just hurts him to the point of pissing him off.

123. Going to the world named Crime Ally, just to poke fun at members of the FBI BAU, is completely forbidden.

In my defence, I've teamed up with those guys before. Spencer Reid is one of the few people that are actually aware of other worlds outside his own. It makes him a pleasure to talk to, especially when he is eager to learn more of the other other members however, have absolutely no idea who i am, and that apparently pisses them off...

124. (Submitted by Kiseki) Hideing all of the meat from Veroncia is considered a stupid idea, and no one will pity you when she disembowels you...

No one pitys the Vexen clones any more. On the same note, no one pitys Demyx's stupidity anymore either...

Honestly, no one should be surprised anymore that Demyx is an idiot. He should know better than to piss me off anymore, and touching my meat is a prime way to piss me off...

125. Testing Veronica's magic affinity is strickly forbidden...

The machine that Vexen hooked me up to, went completely haywire before exploding. That of course set off all of the more unstable experiments in the lab.

We ended up blowing out the wall with the resulting explosion...

126. Veronica is not allowed to hang out with Wade Wilson.

The rest of the Universe shutters in horror when the intermentional traveler meets the merc with a mouth. When Deadpool and I join forces, the fourth wall compelety shatters, and we have to patch it up with ducktape because glue melts it even further. Wade and i think it's hilarious, but the last time we teamed up we kinda caused a Zombie Apocalypse...

On another unrelated note, I would like to extend my upmost appolgies to those souls stuck watching over the Walking Dead world...

127. (Submitted by Kiseki) Stealing Xemnas' Ethereal Blades, then telling him off for copyright infringement is not permitted...EVER...

I have tried this before. I don't think I've ever seen Xemnas so pissed off...

Honestly have no idea where Xemnas got them, but I have actually tested them out before. Turns out that their chemical composition and weapon structure is NOTHING like a Light Saber. The two actually explode when they come in contact with each other. A rather violent explosion as well... hehehe

128. Veronica is strictly forbidden from handling explosives.

They found me cackling in front of a box of Dymamite, C4, Nitroglycerin, and Uranium...

On another note...

129. Veronica is strictly forbidden from experimenting with Heavy Ion Fusion.

...They caught me playing around with a minutureized sun. Let me tell you, when someone interupts an incredibly sensitive Hydrogen experiment, the results are not pretty. They're just lucky I was keeping it within the heavy duty testing room that I reenforced with Ademantium, irridium, and vibranium when Xemnas intereupted me.

130. Actually, any kind of fusion experimentaion is forbidden.

NO ACCEPTIONS VEXEN!

(Sits giggling and typeing in the corner as Vexen is chewed out by Xemnas for experimenting with animal human hybrids. Deymx and Axel watch in confusion, before they notice the animal parts on themselves and decend into their new instincts...)

Vexen was grounded from his lab for a month when his experiement with animal DNA and humanoid nobodies went south. He did manage to give Demyx Golden Retriver ears, and a tail, while Axel got cat ears, and a long cat tail. I barely kept my squeal under control...