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Ok, next set of rules!
I DON'T own Kingdom Hearts, and I triple dog dare the lawyers to prove me wrong!
131. Letting Veronica meet Tony Stark, and Bruce Banner, is an EXTREMELY BAD IDEA!
The Organization didn't know that I already had ties to SHIELD. Tony Stark is a certified genius, and Bruce Banner is as well, in their respective fields. The last time I was there, Tony and I teamed up to make me an Iron Woman suit. Bruce Banner and I had a bit of fun messing around with Gamma radiation and Biology. When I came back, the rest of the Organization freaked out when I appeared in the Avengers movie and kicked the crap out of Loki before revealing that he had been mind controlled the entire time.
132. Transporting Demyx into Insaniquarium Deluxe, the computer game, while it is highly amusing, is not acceptable….
I've been obsessed with that addicting computer game for years. And when he pissed me off a little too much, I dumped him into the game as a limited edition Bonus Pet. I laughed as he freaked out and tried to run from the various aliens, only to smack into the sides of the tank. After I typed in an explanation, he calmed down and started helping out by using Arpeggio to beat the crap out of the enemies.
It's really too bad that Xemnas and Saix forbid it after we both spent a week straight playing it.
(We still secretly do it sometimes though…. Don't tell Xemnas….)
133. In addition, Transporting Marlexia into various gardening games without permision is also frowned upon….
In my defense, he actually liked Plants vs. Zombies after he calmed down and started helping me win. Every so often he asks me to put him in the game so he can vent a little stress….
134. Veronica is not allowed to troll the members of the Holy War with Zelretch…
Oh god the looks on their faces! So Zelretch and I have been pretty good friends for years, from before he was turned. We kept in touch after we separated and he became the Mage Warden. A couple of months ago he invited me to come to his world again and be a witness to Fifth Holy War. The look on Archer's face when I showed up! God that was hilarious!
He was already twitchy enough when it was just Zelretch showing up. But when I popped out of the woodwork, as the MASTER of ASSASSIN of all people, he LOST IT and started screaming about his sanity to the heavens while trying to bash his own head in on a wall.
Not to mention that Gilgamesh looked like a deer in the headlights when he got a good look at me. The, so called, KING OF HEROES, ran screaming for his mother in the opposite direction when I glomped him!
135. Veronica is not allowed to use the Warp.
The Chaos Gods are chaotic enough without my help, it defeats their purpose if I actually BECOME the Warp Goddess of the Warp.
On another note, Slaanesh was delighted to see me again, as were Leman and The Emperor….
….The other Chaos Gods not so much….
136. Do NOT interrupt Veronica's Fuzzy Time.
Punishment for doing so is the worst torture imaginable.
I will subject you to 24 hours of Barney songs, while slowly breaking your mind as I kick up the pitch every thirty minutes….
Even Xemnas and Sïax agreed that my methods are cruel and unusual.
137. One does not go drinking with Sirius Black, they go to get a nasty hangover after getting drunk with Black.
That night was absolutely hilarious! Luxord and I wondered who would win in a drinking contest, Sirius Black or Jack Sparrow. So we went out, commandeered Sirius for a night out of his world, grabbed Jack on the way back, and set them both up in front of a table loaded with the hardest alcohol we could find.
Turns out they have an equally high tolerance, and when they get shit faced drunk they get. Shit. Faced. Drunk.
God, I think each of us downed three bottles of Firewhiskey infused Rum with vodka and bourbon chasers.
I really can't remember most of that night, and a lot of the following day. I DO know however that Luxord ended up in a bed with three women, and Sirius had a blast scaring the crap out of people with his animangus form. Jack just acted more confusing then he normally does.
As for me, well, I think I managed to win a high risk dice game against Davy Jones, cause this morning I woke up with a signed by a DJ, that said it was redeemable for one near death experience.
I gave it to Demyx.
Kingdom Heart's knows that that boy is stupid enough to really need it.
137. (Submitted by Kiseki) Telling Veronica that the pool is drained, when it really isn't, also guarantees a manhunt.
I love swimming, so when they pulled this prank on me so that they could have a private pool party, I was pissed. They were all my targets for the next month, and everyone was walking on eggshells around me.
Rest assured, I got my revenge….
(Starts cackling evilly as the members wince)
138. It is true, one does not simply WALK into Mordor. Veronica sprints.
This should be self explanatory. Everyone was freaking out when I disappeared with the Ring of Power, and the volcano exploded….
On one hand, it is possible for a giant flaming cursed eye to look completely terrified….
….On the other hand, I am now being hailed as Veronica the Purple.
139. Veronica is not allowed to play Assassin's Creed.
(Gives an innocent smile)
I found the universe that the game is based on. The Brotherhood was all too happy to accept me into their ranks after I brought down an entire sector of the Templars on my own. Normally my methods revolve around non-lethal techniques, but I was all too happy to abandon those for a few days.
Although, I probably shouldn't have scared the Organization when I showed up in full Assassin's regalia.
They thought I was just Cosplaying...
140. Veronica is no longer allowed to play Black Ops, Halo, or Destiny.
Axel, Roxas, Kixur, Xion, and Tranquility invited me to their weekly game night. I've never played the games, and apparently I never will again. I completely thrashed all five of them in PVP to the point that they all ganged up to take me down.
I still took them down, with extreme prejudice and absolutely no pity, breaking their records for kill strikes like it was child's play.
Which, let's be honest, WAS child's play to me.