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Alright! Next part of the List!

As always, I DON'T own Kingdom Hearts, or any of the other series mentioned. Veronica does belong to me though...

141. Veronica is now registered as an Omega Level threat to the multiverse under the jurisdiction of Starfleet. Under no circumstances will she and Q be allowed to meet.

Joke's on them, Q and I were drinking buddies, and the last time we got together we kind of broke reality.

So we inlisted the help of every reality warper that we knew, and together we pieced it back together again. That was the day that I founded the OWR (Order of Reality Warpers) a group dedicated to the warping of the multiverse into it's destiny. Q became one of my advisors, and I the Leader.

The other members are Gabriel from the Supernatural Verse, Zeltrech from the Grail Wars, Discord and Pinkemina Diana Pie from Equestria, Bill from Gravity Falls, Loki and Stephan Strange from Marval, Asura from Soul Eater, Truth from Fullmetal Alchemist, these nice girls named Cormack D. Eris Dawn from the Grand Line and Vega Cosmitella from Fiore, The Sage of Six Paths, The Oogakari Clan, Mighto Guy and his apprentice Rock Lee all from Konoha, The Chaos Gods from Warhammer 40k, a couple others who escape my mind at the moment, and (oddly enough) Deadpool...

We have no idea how that insane 4th wall shattering idiot managed to break into our pocket dimension clubhouse, but that was grounds enough for a membership in our eyes.

On an unrelated note, we are still accepting membership applications!

142. (Submitted by Kiseki) It goes without saying that trying to steal Veronica's heart is an extremely bad idea. Unless you are Axel...

Xemnas knows that I only ALLOW him his continued existence on a whim, and because I find him extremely hilarious to annoy.

Axel claimed my heart a long time ago, as I did with him.

Literally on my part. I know exactly where his real heart is...

143. When in doubt, kill it with fire.

I learned this the hard way about a century ago. Zombie apocalypse are no laughing matter...

So now I leave NOTHING to chance, and when something goes out of control, I call my pyromaniac boyfriend in to take care of it. He is more than happy with me as his enabler.

144. When life hands her lemons, Veronica makes orange juice.

Vexen: (Sighs) I have tested this time and time again. I STILL have absolutely no idea how she fucking does it! For some reason, every time she tries to make lemonade, it comes out as orange juice.

Well what am I supposed to do about it? I love orange juice! This is one power that I DON'T want to figure out!

Vexen: Well, I so suppose that the orange juice is good...

(He wanders off to do more research)

Alright, so little secret. I pump my chaos powers into the lemons whenever I make lemonade. I chemically and genetically alter them so that they taste like oranges. I would stop, but it's too funny watching him try to figure it out how I do it.

145. The following items are hereby banned from Organization meetings:

Nekos

Mogekos

Death Scythes

Pikachus

Ash Ketchum

Prosciutto

Minestrone Soup

Fake Blood

Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus

Vampires

Smoke bombs

Nunchucks

Candy canes

Mistletoe

Glass ornaments

Bubble wrap

Ukuleles

Guitars

Oboes

Flutes

Trumpets

All electronic amplifiers

Trombones

Drumsticks (Both the wooden for playing the drums, and the meat for eating)

Lighters

The Ninja Turtles

Wasabi

Candy Crush

All colors of Glitter

More to be added later...

146. (Submitted by Kiseki) Calling Saix 'Sailor Moon' Is prohibited.

Not only does he see it as an insult to his manliness, he absolutely HATES being compared to a ditzy blond that is quite honestly a second rate Magical Girl in a tiny skirt.

I only call him that because it pisses him off.

147. Veronica is known as the 'Destroyer of Dreams' for a reason.

I was once summoned by a petty little seraph from Gabriel's home dimension. His name was Zachariah, and he had the most self absorbed, idiotic, He pissed me off because he wanted to steal my power and jumpstart the apocalypse.

Naturally I said no.

God, or as a few of the people in the know call him, Chuck, was extremely unhappy to learn that I was summoned because a few seraphs forgot how to love his humans.

He asked me for a favor, and I gleefully agreed.

Next thing you know, Michael, Lucifer, and Raphael are facing down their EXREMELY angry aunty who is about ready to rip them apart for trying to destroy the world during their little tantrums. The three of them cowered away from the raw energy I was putting out, not because it was Grace, but because it was something far older, and far more powerful.

Never underestimate the Spark of Creation combined with the Power of the Heart, tossed into the Kalediscope. Zeltrech was all too happy to troll the Arch Angels for a few centuries.

Of course, Gabriel got of scot free.

148. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Do not question the white design of the castle.

Xemnas: Launched into a long winded explanation that made my head hurt

Xigbar: Said something about harder to practice stealth

Xaldin: Said something about less wind resistance

Vexen: Launched into ANOTHER long winded explanation that made my headache worse

Lexaeus: Shrugged

Zexion: Said something about the absence of color

Saix: Said something about the inner reflection of a nobody

Luxord: Told me that it was fate

Marluxia: Told me that it absorbed light

Larxene: Laughed and told me that it was a prank back in the early days of the Organization, and that they only kept the color because they couldn't figure out how the reverse it

Axel, Demyx, Roxas, Xion, Kixur, and Tranquility: Laughed, told me they didn't know, then helped me to repaint the castle royal purple

Xemnas demanded that we paint it over again, but the whole castle ended up turning this crazy lavender color.

Riku and Sora were amused when they saw it.

149. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Do not dye anyone's hair.

Ok, this one wasn't actually my idea.

AXEL got the bright idea that maybe dyeing Marluxia's hair would make him seem more manly.

Long story short, I switched out the bottle of Blond hair dye they were going to use with fire truck red.

Marly was pissed, and Axel couldn't sleep in his own bed for the next two months because vines kept tying him up while he was sleeping.

150. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Do not cut said hair.

Marly decided that Axel hadn't suffered enough. So he got a pair of hair clippers, and shaved Axel's head while he was sleeping.

Axel was pissed because he had been growing out his hair for years.

I was pissed because I liked his hair.

Good thing I had a vile of hair growth formula on hand, or Axel would still be regrowing his hair.