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I'm back again! Alright! New Rulz!

I don't own Kingdom Hearts, but as long as you are still reading this story, Veronica is me, and I belong to myself!

151. (Submitted by NatNicole) Never dye Kairi's hair black, and Xion's hair red while they are unconscious, then dump them in each other's rooms. Once the wake up, do NOT say, "Dammit, Namine! Haven't you learned your lesson!"

I was in a pranking mood. Xion was the perfect victim for a prank.

Kairi just happened to be a bonus.

Don't worry, I brought her back home as soon as she stopped trying to kill me.

152. On the scale of 1-5, Veronica is considered a level 10 mutant. Do NOT intentionally provoke her.

Charles Xavier was surprised and delighted to meet me back in my earlier days traveling the multiverse. Apparently my powers translate into mutant powers in their reality, and I was one of the single most powerful mutants they had ever encountered!

He evaluated my powers personally, and stated that I was a Level 5 telepath, like himself and that my mental shields were damn near impenetrable. Then we went on to my other powers, and he was blown away by the control and raw power that I had.

The X-Men helped me get a better handle on my powers over the next few years, and I lent them a hand on a few missions. I have my own suit and a kickass codename too.

They called me Warp.

153. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Do not question the hair.

I tend to question a lot of things.

Hair should not be one of them.

Yet I continue to do so.

What is with the hair of the men in this dimension?! Do they all buy some obscure hair jell or something? Cause some of their spikes are completely ridiculous!

So, I broke into Axel's bathroom one night, and discovered the secret.

He had like TWENTY different types of hair care products, and eighteen of them were hair jells.

154. (Submitted by Kieski) Calling Zexion 'Smexy Zexy' is something only Veronica can get away with. Anyone else will be trapped in a book until further notice...

Zexion likes me, as I am an avid reader, and enjoy debating with him over our favorite books.

I found out that, even though he lacks a heart, he is a romance fan!

I prefer my uncensored westerns, you know, the ones filled with blood, gore, and impossible situations that more often than not get the hero hurt or nearly killed in gruesome ways?

I also love fantasy, while Zexion countered that with Si-Fi.

155. (Submitted by Kieski) No one, except Marluxia, Larxene, or Veronica, is allowed to go into Marluxia's garden.

There are some dangerous plants in there, most of them poisoness, or man eating.

The Venus Fly Traps like me, as Marluxia bred them to be sentiant, and enjoy being scratched on the chin.

They all hate Axel however, as they can sense his fire nature.

156. Veronica is not to have any contact with the Italian Mafia.

Too bad for them. I have Reborn's number on speed-dial...

...and Xanxus likes me for some extremely odd reason, though, he has admitted that I scare the shit out of him.

Nobody expects a two year old to be a competent hitman, and for a 16 year old to fear a seemingly harmless girl.

Apparently in their world I'm a latent Mist who's flames surfaced in a uniquely terrifying way.

Who knew?

157. Do not forbid Veronica to do anything while she is in earshot, intentionally or unintentionally. She sees it as challenge.

I can now proudly state that I have successfully broken every rule on this list at least once!

That is an achievement in my eyes, and a nightmare to everyone else.

Axel was so proud! And I got Vodka for my reward!

158. Veronica, PTSD is no laughing matter. Please stop Fangirl Squealing in earshot of the Superior.

I, had absolutely no clue this happened.

I can honestly say that I had no idea Xemnas had been that mentally scared by the Fangirl Invasion.

I apologized as soon as I saw this rule posted up.

Still, his kitten Shelia has been therapeutic for him. He now only jumps if I start squealing when Vexen pairs us together for his emergence therapy, and that's when he has Shelia in his lap, purring up a storm.

As opposed to before, when he whipped out his Ethereal Blades, and tried to kill whoever was nearest to him at the time...

159. (Submitted by Kiseki) Bringing nogitsunes to a meeting is a very bad idea.

Nogitsunes are spirit foxes that have a nasty little trick of possessing you, then causing havoc in your body. They can only be seen by the possessed, which makes them incredibly hard to deal with. Well, they can be seen by the possessed, and me. That thing had a great sense of humor, and managed to dye and style Xemnas' hair to look like Sora's before it was caught. I took pictures...

...a lot of pictures...

160. (Submitted by Puggieblade) Do not, under any circumstances, bring any Mudkips into the World that Never Was. Saix is TERRIFIED of them.

I am not even slightly sorry about this.

I am a major fan of Pokemon, and Mudkips are adorable.

How the HELL was I supposed to know that Saix was afraid of one of the cutest Pokemon?

I thought it would be one of the best matches to his personality! Mudkips are notoriously happy and bubbly partners! I thought it would help him lighten up a bit!