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Happy birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to meeeee!
Happy Birthday to me!
I am officially 19 today! Woo Hoo!
I do NOT own Kingdom Hearts. But as Veronica and I are the same person I hold copyright of myself.
This set needs a speical explanation. One day a year, wherever I am, I completely cut loose with my powers, warping the dimension around me to my tastes. It is always in celebration of my birthday, and every time it gets slightly wilder.
This year my birthday came about in the Kingdom Hearts Universe, in the World that Never Was...
...as such, I felt like causeing more havoc than usual.
So today went a little something like this...
162. Veronica, while we know that it is your birthday, you are still not allowed to hold a Pokemon Tornament in the World that Never Was.
I recreated the Pokemon World in the castle, with each of the Organization Members rooms as the various gyms.
Gleefully, I gave everyone a customized team of Pokemon, then set out to defeat them all...
Xemnas: Giratina, Mewtwo, Unown, Darkrai, Deoxys, and Zoroark
Xigbar: Palkia, Garchomp, Seviper, Magmar, Gliscor, and Sharpedo
Xaldin: Rayquaza, Pidgeot, Staraptor, Dragonite, Areodactyl and Honchkrow
Vexen: Deoxys, Regice, Porygon-Z, Alakazam, Glaceon, and Vanillite
Lexaeus: Regirock, Cubone, Steelix, Dugtrio, Golem, and Rhyperior
Zexion: Mew, Ditto, Wobbuffet, Mawwile, Sudowoodo, and Kecleon
Siax: Cressselia, Gyarados, Salamance, Tyranitar, Primeape, and Aggron (I made a point of keeping Mudkips off of his team.)
Axel: Ho-Oh, Charizard, Flareon, Arcanine, Rapidash, and Houndoom
Demyx: Kyogre, Milotic, Octillery, Ludicolo, Vaporeon, and Quagsire
Luxord: Jirachi, Celibi, Sableye, Clefable, Persian, and Blissey
Marluxia: Shaymin, Tropius, Venusaur, Bellossom, Leafeon, and Roserade
Larxene: Raikou, Jolteon, Manectric, Luxray, Rotom, and Weavile
Roxas: Latios, Solrock, Umbreon, Minum, Gallade, and Meowstic (Male)
Xion: Latias, Lunatone, Espeon, Plusle, Gardevoir, and Meowstic (Female)
Kixur: Registeel, Scyther, Lucario, Skarmory, Bisharp, and Aegislash
Tranquility: Cobalion, Virizion, Terrakion, Keldeo, Xerneas, Yveltal, and Diancie (She was the most powerful, so I gave her a team of legendaries, and threw in an extra because she was my favorite.)
My own team was made up of Arceus, Lugia, Suicune, Reshiram, Zekrom, and Kyurem.
Needless to say, I kicked ass...
163. Veronica, we are well aware today is your birthday, that doesn't mean you can paint the entire world royal purple.
I loved doing this. I dropped an atomic paint bomb on the castle.
I underestimated the blash radius...
164. Veronica, it's your birthday, but that doesn't mean you can shoot people with glitter guns.
Black glitter is fucking hard to get out of carpet...
...so, of course, I coated everything BUT the carpet in it!
165. Veronica, letting your various pets wander the castle, even though it's your birthday, is still frowned upon.
Xemnas came face-to-face with the 50 foot basalisk from the Harry Potter dimension and nearly pissed himself. Don't worry, I charmed Ethelinda so that she wouldn't kill anyone with her eyes. But as Skippy the Unversed was sitting on her head and directing her towards Surperior, it wasn't much of a comfort for him...
166. Veronica, turning the Entrance Hall into a repilca of the Hawaiian Islands, just so you can go surfing, is not allowed, even if it is your birthday.
I like surfing, and so few universes have beaches with good waves for it. Xemnas let it slide for the day, as it was my birthday, but I had to remove it first thing the next day. Meanwhile, I got to give surfing lessons to all of the Organization Members! Funny enough, Axel, Lexaeus, and Larxene were the best, and they were Fire, Earth, and Electricity, all complete opposites of Water.
Demyx completely sucked at it and his fucking elementiswater!
167. Veronica, holding a drinking contest with the members of the ORW in the castle, is definatly not tolarated, even though it's your birthday.
The guys from the Order of Reality Warpers decided to celebrate with me for the day. The drinking started about half way through the party later that night. Things went from strange, to completely freaky after that.
One must always keep constant tabs on all their limbs if a drunk Discord and a tipsy Truth are involved...
...cause you might not get them back.
168. Veornica, reinacting Loony Toons, Tom and Jerry, Soul Eather, One Piece, Fullmetal Alcamist, Fairy Tail and any other violent carrtoon is forbidden, even IF you are completely drunk. And yes, we know it's your birthday.
I had a lot fun with this rule. Axel was more than happy to help me with recreating some of the more violent scenes.
169. Veronica, filling the meeting room with whipped cream is not allowed, no matter how much you enjoy it, and even if it is your birthday.
I like whipped cream.
Their argument is invalid.
170. Veronica, denying someone's reality and substituting it with your own, is not good for some member's mental health. Yes, we know it's your birthday, and that you can actually control demensions, but it's still not allowed.
Sias was being an ass.
So, I opened his eyes to my perception of reality.
His eyes widened, then slid out of focus as he started foaming at the mouth and dropped to the floor like a sack of rocks...
...Like the time I convinced Mable Pines to eat an entire box of that crazy Smile Dip stuff...
...There was enough sugar in that suff that she was able to see how I view I world, and was completely sick to her stomack with the worst sugar crash in all recorded history later that day.
She said it was totally worth it though.
171. Veornica, creating a planet sized version of the game Risk in the training room of the castle, while educational and fun, does not mean you are queen of the World that Never Was, even when you win. Regardless that it is your birthday.
I have never played Risk before, it was hilarious to see the looks on their faces when I chose Austraila, then completely swept the board after they disregarded me for about 25 rounds. I was crowned the Queen of the World by a very confused Xemnas when I won.
172. Veronica, recreating the Jell-O mansion from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs", while highly ammusing, is not recommended, even though it is your birthday.
The entire thing was made of lime Jell-O instead of orange, but everything else was true to the movie.
Even Xemnas had fun bounching around in it and he apprerciated the fact that most of the decorative statues had his face on them. He didn't like the fact that I bit the head off of one of them while he was watching though...
173. Veronica, you are not allowed to host the Running of the Chocobos in the castle halls. We know it's your birthday, and that you wanted too, but people could get hurt.
This was hillarious!
Imagine 200 giant birds, in a vareity of colors, running through the castle halls, chasing down almost the members!
Sora, Riku, Kairi, Serenity Terra, Aqua, Ventus, Vanitas, Harmony, Axel, Roxas, Xion, Kixur, Tranquilty, Eraqus, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and I sat up on one of the balconies, out of reach of the birds eating popcorn, laughing, and cheering the birds on as we watched Xehanort get trampled by trained Chocobos.
Best birthday present EVER!
174. Veronica, releasing the Minions in the World that Never Was, while they are highly hilarious, is not recommended. Yes we know it is your birthday, no it's still not recommended.
I love those yellow idiots, and the fact that most of them are explosion happy nutcases gives them a special place in my heart. They usually follow the most powerful 'Boss' they can find. I have been 'Biggest Boss' for awhile now, though I have given them permission to follow other 'Big Bosses' in my absence.
They were part of the Party Set Up, and they did a wonderful job with the decorations.
175. Veronica, charming someone to speak backwards, while highly amusing, makes them hard to understand. Please refrane from doing so, even if it is your birthday.
Oh god this was hilarious.
Vexen was being an ass.
He said that He couldn't see the sense in my way of doing things.
So I rectifyed the problem.
Esnes ekam ot desoppus si od I gnihton, nexev yllis!
176. Veronica, turning each of the Organization Members into Nekos, while extremely entertaining and highly insightful, is going against rule #130, and therefor already forbidden. Even if it is your birthday...
I thought they were cute!
Xemnas: Silver Cat (We all laughed pretty hard at this. They restrained him as I took Blackmail Photos...)
Xigbar: Weasel (He was actually kinda cute with his little ears, and he posed for a picture.)
Xaldin: Hawk (He got tail feathers. We played the Chicken Dance. He was not ammused, and tried to throw lances at us. Too bad I locked away all the weapons the night before. No killing, or maiming, allowed on my birthday.)
Vexen: Lab Rat (He was either really pissed, or highly ammused. We couldn't tell because he was still speaking backwards...)
Lexaeus: Brown Cat (He actually smiled, and I swear he purred when I scratched his ears! O-O)
Zexion: Owl (He also had tail feathers. He was actually slightly pleased because Tranquility liked them.)
Siax: Blue Wolfhound (He was adorable with his cute fluffy ears and bushy tail. He was still completely out of it from earlier though, so he couldn't stop us from taking blackmail photos!)
Axel: Red Cat (I glomped him, and I am not sorry that I squealed a little at his utter cuteness)
Demyx: Labrador Retriever (Tranquility glomped him. She liiiiikes him!)
Luxord: Greyhound (He was adorable.)
Larxene: Mouse (We all had a good laugh at this, before she tried to electrocute us...)
Roxas: Yellow Kitten (I laughed long and hard, and took plenty of blackmail photos.)
Xion: Black Kitten (She was really cute, and Kixur was visibly restraining himself from glomping her.)
Kixur: Black Fox (Xion actually did glomp him. I got pictures of the hilarious shade of red his face turned...)
Tranquility: Sparrow (She was cute. Demyx and Zexion were staring at her for the rest of the day.)
Me: Wolf (Everyone was kinda freaked out, but they figured it was me... I never actually TOLD them that I was a wolf animagus...)
177. Veronica, we are well aware by now that it is your birthday. No, you may not tell the Nobodies to hand out invitations to your birthday party. If you want them delivered, do that yourself...
This one was a little too late.
I sent out the Dusks with invitations to everyone in every world for my birthday party days beforehand.
178. Veronica, if you are hosting the party, do not tell everyone that the entrence fee for guys is for them to loose their shirt, and the fee for girls is to kiss the Surperior.
I was actually serious about this one though! You'd be suprised how many people actually believed me...
179. Veronica, Devil's Food Cake is not supposed to actually be made by the Devil himself, even if you wanted to see how the cake tasted on your birthday...
Says you! Lucifer is an amazing baker!
True he tried to add a few exoctic ingredients into the mix, but I had Gabriel watching him the whole time so he didn't actually get to add anything extra...
Chuck agreed that it could be part of his community service for trying to kickstart the Apocalyps.
I told Lucifer he was lucky he wasn't on the cleanup crew.
180. Veornica, if you are going to host a wild party in the world that never was, you WILL be the one handling the mess afterwards.
I invited (and in some cases kiddnapped) everyone I knew from every dimension I have ever visited to a party that completely filled the entire world to capasity. That was a wild night, and when the alcohol started flowing like water, things got more than a little nuts.
Of course, everyone had a major hangover the next day, and the entire world looked like a warzone, a lot like the aftermath of the Fangirl Invasion acutally...
Of course, I had to clean everything up the next day. Chuck loaned me Zacharia, Raphael, Michael, and Uriel for clean up duty though. They should be done with the mess sometime in June since their Grace is bound until the end of their scentences. He said I could have them as my permanent Cleanup Crew for the next thousand years or so, and to consider them his birthday gift to me.
As such, I was perfectly fine with accepting them, becuase of the rule that was posted up on the morning of the day before...
161. Veronica, because it is your birthday, every rule on The List will be overlooked for a full 24 hours once a year for your specific enjoyment, as long as you clean up your mess afterwards. As such, they are still in effect every other day of the year. Consider it my birthday gift to you. - Xemnas.
...I always knew he cared.