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Hey Guys! Sorry it took me awhile to update, but this is an extra long one in celebration...
...celebration of the ONE YEAR ANIVERSERY OF THE LIST!
WOOHOO!
Can you believe it's been an ENTIRE YEAR since I started The List?
I know I can't...
Disclaimer: I DON'T own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, then Organization 13 would have been too busy dealing with Veronica (who belongs to me, as we are the same person,) to actually pull off any of their master plans...
Time seemed to fly when I was in the Kingdom Heart's universe, and before I knew it, an entire year had passed me by. I don't think any of the others noticed though, as for the month after my birthday, I caused such a wide variaty of chaos that it pretty much distracted everyone...
181. Whoever the hell keeps glueing the fruniture and equipment in my labs to the ceiling, I will find you, and I will end you. ~ Vexen
This one wasn't me. It was either Xigbar, becasue of his anti-gravity trick, or Axel, cause he's just as much of a prankser as I am.
Course, Vexen decided right off the bat that I was lying when I denied my involment...
...I'll show him.
182. Veronica, I'm sorry I acused you even after you said you didn't do it, but will you PLEASE stop the GLUE HELL?! ~ Vexen
I got revenge.
Elmer's Glue can be a devistating force of pure terror when you know how to use it just right.
I thank Danny Phantom and KodiakWolfe13 for teaching me that.
183. Don't ask Veronica about her family.
Axel: She got all quiet after Siax asked her about them.
This gleam was in her eyes, one that I thought I would never see...
...needless to say, we dropped the subject.
184. Veronica, while we know you are the top interogator of the Organization, using said tecniques to find out who ate the last of your mint chocolate chip ice cream, is not permitted.
Mint Chip is my favorite, and I was in my hell week of the month.
Everyone KNEW that carton of ice cream was MINE, I had it LABLED!
When I find out who took it, if they are a man, they will cease to be one by the time I'm through with them...
...If it's a girl...then I understand completely.
185. Letting Veronica and Jack Frost meet, is a recipe for dissaster...
The Organization has a better idea of the range of universes I have vistited since my birthday. They still have no idea how big the multiverse is though, and I am not inclined to reveal that just yet.
Jack Frost is a fricking riot to be around. Vexen was blamed for all of the ice related pranks we pulled before Roxas let slip that Jack had infltrated the Castle.
186. When Veronica's singing, it's wise to sit back and listen for a moment before you approce her in any way.
When I sing, I'm usually expressing large amounts of emotion in a more productive way since Vexen recomended I get a hobby.
I usually sing along to different types of music when I'm in different moods.
I tend to go pop and rock when I'm happy or excited, and go country when I'm depressed or sad.
Normally though, I just listen to anything to anything that pops up on my playlist when I need to relax.
187. Do not interupt Veronica when she is watching TV, the results will be disaserous.
I am a Criminal Minds fan, mostly because the actors that star in it look EXACTLY like the real deal.
I also love Bones, NCIS, Doctor Who, and Once Upon a Time for exactly the same reason...
...Making me miss my shows, is a good way to end up mauled.
And no one will pity you for it, gaurenteed.
188. Veronica is terrifyed of Lightning. Larxene, this does not mean you can terrorize her.
Yeah, I'm actually afraid of something.
Big shocker right?
Larxene was incidentally the first one to figure it out...
She finally noticed that I flinched whenever a few sparks came near me, and called me out on it. She was shocked with I told her I had a perfectly rational fear of Lightning. She couldn't believe that one of my greatest fears was something I was around every day, as she and I actually had a lot of girl talk and she likes to play around with her electricity when she's bored. She agreed that we needed to keep up appearences, and decided (without telling me) to help me get over my fears...
...needless to say, I was jumpy as hell for about a month.
189. Horror movies are banned.
Yeah, I don't like horror movies.
But they sometimes give me the best ideas for pranks.
190. Veronica, charming the entire Organization to look nearly identical, while it is HIGHLY ammusing and a great tactic to confuse out our enemies, leads to utter confusion...
I watched a very interesting movie that taught me all about these delightful little beings know as the children of the corn...
...Needless to say I was laughing my ass off as the entire Organization freaked out.
191. Veronica, using your Mist Flames to try and activate the other Organization Member's flames, is not recomended.
Turns out that each member of the Organization has their own flame type! Unfortunatly (or fortunatly if you want to look at it that way) I am not a highly capaible Sky, so I can't make them active unless I subject them to copius amounts of torture.
Needless to say Xemnas vetoed that plan as soon as I said the words, 'flames,' 'active,' and 'torture.'
192. (Subbmitted by Infinity Soul) Do not let Veronica meet an alternet version of Veronica. The Multiverse couldn't handle that meeting the first time...
(Giggles insanely) My alternets are all too happy to let me corrupt them.
Let me clue you in...
I have met many alternets of myself, and we usually have our own booth at the annual Interdimensional Troll Convension, with a questioning pannel as well. It's awesome, but it gets pretty insane some times, especially when you factor in our various powers and abilities...
One of my alternets is a Mafia Boss! And she's a SKY too! Coincedentally, I have alternets for every other flame type too! So we became her surggate guardians! At the moment, she's flirting with Byakuran... No idea how the hell that happened...
And one of my other's is actually a LOT more serious than the rest of us. She's a born and bred Keyblade Master, and gave me permission to record her story. She's also a LOT older than most of us though, and has been through quite a bit, so it wasn't really suprising after she finsished her story. She's got Axel in her court as well.
Then there was that one weird version of me...Aparently I ended up with the name Vulpes, and was raised by Dracule Mihawk. She had Ace and Marco on her arms though, so most of my alternets were soooo jealous.
There were other's too: Dragon Slayer Queen Vega Cosmitella and her mate Laxus Dreyar, Juilet Kingsley the White Queen of Wonderland and her husband Henry, Victoria Kyle the Avalonian daughter of Catwoman and her boyfriends Barry Allen and Kaldur, The Stein twins Veronica and Raymond along with Justin Law and Victoria Kamiya the Queen of the Digital World, Cormack D. Eris Dawn 'The Chaos Goddess' and her three husbands, Vega Black daughter of Artemis, Lilith Jaeger and her boyfriend Mike Chilton, Layla Costas the keeper of the Millenium Book, and Dusk Ketchum.
We have a lot of fun every year. They asked me to bring along my version of the Organization next time, so we can freak them out.
193. Veronica is allowed three weeks of vacation time every quarter. No questions asked...
Axel: Frankly, we don't wanna know what she does on her various trips. Some of the stuff she brings back for Vexen to experiment with is downright Weird. And yes, it deserves a capital letter. Last time I heard, she was planning a trip to some big convension for the whole Organization.
Kingdom Heart above I hope it's not another Fan Convension, we're still dealing with the PTSD from the Fangirl Invasion...
194. Veronica, turning the World that Never Was into a Minecraft Dimension is not allowed.
I was snickering the entire time as the Members tried to figure out how to play and survive.
It was even funnier to see their reactions when the Sun actually ROSE over the world...
Let's just say that it ended badly when the sun set though...
...in completely unrelated news though, the Members are now taking my zombie apocolyps contengency plans seriously.
195. Veronica, laser pointers are supposed to be tools, not toys for when one of Vexen's experements goes wrong.
That, was completely hilarious.
Vexen had a sensitive experiment going one time in his lab, and I 'just so happened' to 'slip' near it and 'acidentally' knock it into an air vent.
Turns out, it was a serum based on my Shapeshifting powers that accidentally got contaminated by Scooter and Sheila's DNA.
It turned everyone into kittens.
By Kingdom Heart they were adorable!
That's when I broke out the laser pointer...
It took two weeks for the serum to wear off, a very cute two weeks that I managed to squirrel away many blackmail photos of.
196. The following Items are hereby banned from Organization Meetings:
Cell Phones
Record Players
Gaming Consoles
Buster Swords
Cloud Strife
Sewing Machines
Mudkips
Marshstomps
Swamperts (Apparently Siax is terrifyed of all Evolution Stages)
Whipped Cream
Lucifer (Everyone freaked out)
Discord
Sushi
Dying Will Flames (Of any kind)
All Acrobaleno
Xanxus Vongola
The Varia
Oreos
More to be added later...
197. (Submited by Kiseki) Never, EVER, give Repliku or Veronica Oreos. It's guaranteed that the results will be catastrophic...
I'm an Oreo addict.
Apparently so is Repliku.
Repliku and I bonded over that fact.
We will literaly do anything for Oreos.
We proved that after we stripped down Sephiroth and hypnotised him to do the chicken dance while covered in peanut butter.
The Unversed attacked him in the first ten seconds...
198. (Submitted by Kiseki) Eevee is one of the few Pokemon that are suitable pets, as the others could destroy you in two seconds...
I have an entire team that is made of Eevees and their various evolutions. Since I started breeding them, I have discovered ten new evolution paths...
Vexen was fasinated by the cute little furballs, and asked for one that he could study.
I relented on the condition that he always remember that Glacier, his new Glaceon, was supposed to be his friend and partner, not a science experiment.
The two of them are a great team.
199. (Submitted by NinjaBrony88891) Never go dancing with Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker.
This was absolutly hilarious!
I shangheighed Axel to go dancing with me on Corusant one evening and who do we run into?
Anakin Skywalker, before he went darkside.
That dude was a riot, and one hell of a party animal once you get him to loosen up.
We had a ton of fun that night, and agreed to meet up to go out again.
We still do, even though he's going by Vader now.
You should see the looks on people's faces when we show up at the raves decked out in glowsticks.
We usually end up fighting with glowstick Lightsabers by midnight.
200. Veronica is not allowed to antagoize the Justice Leauge.
Xemnas: This was a personal request from a man who called himself Batman.
He told me that Veronica was banned from causing chaos in their world after an incident with a reality warper.
He informed me of the incident, and the fact that she actually managed to defeat him by engaging him in a mulit-dimentional prank war.
She also bitch-slapped Morganna Le Fay...
...and the two of them decended into the biggest magical catfight in a milennium.
The only reason she wasn't arrested was because she actually prevented a zombie apocolyps with her 'kill it with fire' thing...
...they awarded her with a shiny medal and a full leauge membership.
201. Fear Factor is banned...
Xaldin: I usually love the chaos she brings. (Glares) But we do NOT need to give her any more ideas...
202. Veronica is not allowed to troll the World Government.
I have a bounty on that world.
They know me as Cormack D. 'Dimensional Rift' Veronica. My counterpart thought it would be hilarious if I took her last name. I was definatly crazy enough for the D.
I never bothered to tell them that I wasn't a D. They assumed.
And to assume is to make an ass of you and me.
I appeared in the middle of the War of the Best, kiddnapped Sengoku, Whitebeard, Fire Fist Ace, Garp the Hero, Straw Hat Luffy, Red Haired Shanks, and Admiral Aokiji.
I dumped Magma Bastard (aka Admiral Akainu) in a high security cell in my hammerspace to torture later.
We met up with 'The Revolutionary' Monkey D. Dragon, and 'Gentleman Pirate' Outlook D. Sabo, and went out for Ice Cream.
Had a great time.
Then I 'forgot' to give the Pirates and Revolutionaries to the World Government.
I now have a bounty of 1,700,000,000 Beli, and am now known as the World's Most Wanted Woman...
...It was worth it...
203. Veronica is not allowed to attempt to tame Hellhounds. Of any kind.
I have experimented with several different breeds of the beasts. I have only ever sucessfuly partially tamed two kinds. Percy Jackson Hellhounds are the easiest to work with cause they respond to affection and treats, while Riddick Hellhounds are more agressive because of their instinctual taste for human flesh.
Both can be tamed however, and I have an intermingled and crossbred pack living in my Pocket Dimension. They enjoy hunting the idiots I dump in there from time to time, and are currently enjoying hunting down a certian Marine Magma Bastard.
Good thing they're immune to magma and high temperatures.
204. (Submitted by Kiseki) putting anaesthetics in people's drinks is generally a bad idea, unless it's a prank war.
You should have seen the looks on their faces!
Okay, so dinner time is the only time that the entire Organization is gathered together outside of meetings. It was ordered by Xemnas not long after I arrived as a way to let everyone socialize.
Needless to say this immediatly made it the biggest high risk prank target in the world.
Naturally, I fired the opening shot of the 7th prank war of the year, by dosing Axel's drink with sleep meds.
He keeled over into his spagetti not five minutes later, and everyone paniced thinking he was dead.
Naturally I was just laughing my ass off.
Suprisingly, so was Siax...
205. Arguing with Veronica is pointless.
(Entire Organization sighs and groans)
Xemnas: We've all given up arguing with her by this point...
Axel: It just leads to frustration, and migranes.
Zexion: She's only gotten worse since her birthday.
Axel: Wait a minute, didn't she show up about a year ago?
Demyx: Yeah, she did!
Roxas: Why don't we celebrate? Throw her a surprise party?
Xemnas: And exellent idea No.13. Siax! Begin the planning!
Siax: Right away surperior.
206. Don't keep secrets from Veronica.
The entire Organization is walking on eggshells around me.
They are hiding something, I can sense it...
I WILL discover what it is!
207. Distracting Veronica with shiny objects is a a sure fire way to keep her occupyed.
Axel dangled a shiny coin in front of my face when I tried to interrogate him.
I kind of have tunnel vision for shiny objects.
208. (Subbmited by Kiseki) Don't challange Veronica to a bake off. You will get your ass kicked.
This is self explanitory.
Xaldin, who usually takes care of meals, heard me boasting about my baking skills and challenged me.
Ten cakes, fourteen pies, and six dozen cookies later he admitted to crushing defeat.
209. Veronica loves surprises.
I finally figured out what everyone was hiding from me.
They planned an anniversary party to celebrate the day I showed up.
We had a blast.
210. Veronica, never forget. Even though we don't have hearts, we still care. ~Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, Roxas, Kixur, Xion, and Tranquility.
I feel the love.