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Hey, I know it's been awhile. But I'm back! And with a new set of ten!
But first, something that has come to my attention.
To answer your question and Sunny Lighter and avoid future confusion, Tranquility is the Nobody piece of a set of Oc's that I'm working on for my Kingdom Hearts series, The Balance Saga. She, Kixur, and Roxas were found together in Twilight Town, but unlike them, when the one who discovered them went to give her a new name, her name apppeared and refused to be scrambled...
211. (Subbmitted by Arukune) Cutting Xemnas's hair is a bad idea.
(Snort) I didn't acutally cut it. I charmed it to change color and style depending on how irritated he was. His own was 'relativly calm', mine was 'ready to kill someone.' It changed into everyone elses as the degrees of irritation increased. It took him a week to figure out what everyone else was laughing about, and that was only because he went to the bathroom pissed as all hell.
God, his scream echoed through the entire castle.
It was music to my ears.
212. (Submitted by Dark Punxysaur) No one is allowed to call Xemnas, Mansex.
Yes, we know it's his name scrambled up again.
No, it is not his name from when he was alive.
Yes, we know it's hilarious.
No, you're still not allowed to call him that!
213. The following items are hearby banned from Orgnization Meetings:
Hawaiian Death Metal (I didn't even know this was a thing until Demyx introduced me to it! That was a great day...)
Sleep Meds (Everyone keeled over one by one. They were all terrifyed and thought we were being attacked, I was laughing my ass off.)
Speakers
Flash Mobs
Musical Instruments (After the Hawaiian Death Metal, Xemnas decided he wouldn't take any more chances. Demyx cried.)
Pie-catapult (I enjoyed this one waaaaay too much.)
Masamune (Sephiroth went nuts looking for it)
Sephiroth (He busted into the meeting and stole his sword back from me...)
Genesis (He drove everyone nuts as he kept quoting Loveless every five fucking minutes.)
Loveless on CD (Genesis was proud of me.)
214. (Subbmitted by NinjaBrony88891) Veronica is not allowed to meet other people's Ocs.
Okay, yeah, I can see the disaster waiting to happen with that one. Yup, this is one rule I will obey...
...Especially after that warning from Infinity Soul...
215. (Submitted by ReynEnoshima) No giving Zexion the Death Note, everyone will die a painful and miserable death.
He tried, believe me, but I managed to get that thing away from him before he did anything too drastic.
I also had to revive Demyx a few times because the idiot annoyed him...
216. Surfing is to be done on your own time, not durring important meetings.
I skipped out on a meeting one time to catch a great swell that was hitting the beaches of Atlantica.
I got portaled off of my board, still in my wetsuit, and into the middle of the meeting.
Needless to say, I was pissed at Xemnas for about a month.
217. The Shipping Chart is an object of legend, no male is to look upon it's glory, lest they forfit their sanity...
Larxene and I have finally completed our greatest acomplishment to date. The Shipping Chart is about two hundred feet long, and includes almost everyone in the worlds on it. It spans the walls of an entire training room that we 'quarinteened off' after one of Vexen's experiments trashed the palce to avoid prying eyes.
She and I are possibly the only one's who will ever fully understand the damn thing, as anyone with the Y chromosome who tries ends up with a massive headache, and the unexplainable urge to bash their head against the nearest wall...
We are currently training Xion and Traquility as our Acolytes in the Sisterhood of the Ship.
218. Veronica is not allowed to Troll the Sannin.
Sarutobi laughs his ass off when I screw around with his students, so I make a point of doing so at least once a year.
In a single afternoon, I replaced all of Jiraya's Icha Icha notes with transcripts from Twilight, made it so that Tsunade actually WON BIG in the casinos for a single night only to loose it all the next morning, and replaced Sasuke at the last second with a Blood Clone when Orochimaru went to give him the hickey of doom.
They were PISSED at me for the next few months, and it was only when I stopped Saurtobi's death at Orochimaru's hands the first time, that Jiraya and Tsunade forgave me.
Orochimaru can go shove his head up his ass for all I care.
Plus, I didn't want one of my oldest friends to die at the hands of a snake bastard. One time was enough...
219. Veronica is indeed Enlightened.
This does not mean I need to act more mature however, to the dismay of Master Shifu and the eternal amusement of Master Oogway. Po and I bonded over dumplings, and Tai Lung had his ass kicked seven ways to sunday by the time we were through with him. So did Shen for that matter.
When Kai showed up, he stopped for a moment, looked at me with wide eyes, then literally ran screaming like a terrified five year old girl from me.
Po and I laughed our asses off, until I unlocked the so called Dragon Warrior's full potential.
Then I was laughing my ass off as Po was groaning in pain from having all his Chi Gates thrown open at once.
220. Don't let Veronica play the evil villan. She tends to steamroll the heroes, or convert them, and we're running out of willing volunteers as it is! -The Greek Gods
(Smiles innocently) I may have pissed off the King of the Gods the last time I visited my counterpart Vega Black and her husbands Luke Castellan and Pietro Maximoff. Zeus refused to acknowlage that a meer slip of a girl could possibly the power to make the primoridals shake in absolute terror with her meer presence.
So I showed that sexist bastard the error of his ways.
Hera gleefully asked if I could be her patron goddess once I was through with him, and Nemisis was asking me for tips about revenge scheemes.
Zeus had me labled as a highly dangerous monster, and has since then delighted in sending heroes after my head.
That asshat Hercules didn't even last ten seconds against me and anyone I liked, I converted to my side.
The heroes like me better anyway. I give out free homemade cookies every friday, and I provide dental, health, and life insurance. I also give them Hazard Pay.
A lot of the gods liked me better too...
...hmmm.