221-230
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221. Veronica can dethrone powerful arrogent shitheads who call themselves gods, piss her off at your own risk.
Zeus finally got on my bad side when he tried to
I dragged Zeus off his platinum throne, and drop kicked him into Tartarus while the other gods cheered me on. The last anyone saw of him was a few monsters who witnessed ,rhea dragging him off by the ear. She was absolutely pissed at him for dissrespecting one of the Three Ancients of Universal Balance, and getting castrated for his dissrespect!
Turns out that Zeus had been ruling through fear for the passed five centuries, and had pretty much held their children hostage to get the other gods to behave.
222. Veronica is the creator goddess of her own Pantheon, piss her off at your own risk.
I immediatly started putting everything to rights when I informed the Greek/Roman gods that any oaths on the Styx would be null and void by order of Chaos herself if they swore themselves to me.
Needless to say, they jumped at the chance and I am now the belevolent ruler of the Byzatian Pantheon after they finally managed to fully merge their two halves.
God, their faces when Chaos (aka my Guardian Past) skipped up to me in the form of a six year old girl and glomped me while squealing that her big sister Balance had finally come back.
223. (Submitted by Kiseki) Chinese Lion costumes are not to be used for scaring the Organization members...
I had a very exciting Chinese New Year. The look on Xemnas' face when I led the celebration through the castle halls was histerical!
I managed to scare the hell out of everyone by sneeking up behind them in full costume and playing a lion roar that I recorded while in the Pride Lands. I swear everyone jumped out of their skins swearing up a storm.
224. (Also Submitted by Kiseki)...this also aplies to dragon costumes and large drums.
This one should be obvious. I pounded a large drum right behind Siax, and with his enhanced hearing he jumped and hit the ceiling so hard that he went through it.
225. (Submitted by Dark Punxysaur) No mooning Siax.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS SACRED THIS ONE WASN'T ME!
It was all Axel's fault!
He got ahold of my computer and discovered the wonder that is the Internet.
226. (Submitted by Infinity Soul) I am not allowed to ride donkeys into any formal meetings.
(Snorts) I got summons from the United Council of the The Multiverse. I decided to show up in style.
I scared the hell out of everyone when I rode a bronco donkey I rented from the local rodeo into the meeting hall dressed like a cowgirl.
Snowflake was still half wild, and tried her damn hardest to buck me off while I was preforming on her back like a professional stunt rider. The entire council was shell shocked at my entrence, especially when I landed in front of them perfectly fine (Like a Boss) after Snowflake tried to kick me in the ass.
Apparently Infintiy Soul neglected to warn the council just how random and insane I choose to be on a good day.
227. I am not allowed to reinact GTA in the World that Never Was.
I got Axel and Xigbar hooked on GTA5 and they begged me to help them recreate the game in the World that Never Was.
We used paintball guns, worked out a way to create working spawn points whenever we crashed cars, boats, motorcycles, helicopters, or planes and made it so that whenever we 'died' we would automaticly return to the nearest spawn point. All powers were allowed, and nothing was against the rules as we battled it out on the streets for days at a time.
We had a riot when the other members finally figured out what we were doing and joined in. Xemnas kept getting pissed off that I jacked all his good cars though, and that led to the ban.
He shouldn't have left the keys where I could steal them!
228. Veronica is not allowed to expeirement with fish DNA.
That, was hiliarious.
When I was done, everyone was swimming around in the lab's fish tank looking like characters from Finding Nemo and Finding Dory! Axel made a very adorable lion fish, and Siax was pissed when he figured out I turned him into a flounder. Demyx was a blue tang, and seemed to enjoy zipping around and around the tank like a dementted torpido.
229. Veronica is hearby banned from Fairy World.
That was an awesome day. I finally managed to get the cordinates for Fairy World after interogating this fairy named Binky. He didn't even know it was an interogation, and happily pointed me towards the world after I gave him a cookie.
I managed to paint the entire world black, replaced everyone's wands with gummy versions, and reigned over all of my chaotic magical empire until Jorgan Von Strangle and the elder faires decided that enough was enough and drop kicked me into an abyss.
They now have legends of Eris Veronica, a spirit of chaos that tried to take over Fairy World in a confusing campaine before she was vanquished. They say that one day I will find my way back, and begin conquoring again.
I enjoyed myself waaaaay too much there.
230. Veronica, Tecno Death Metal, while it is a highly entertaning and efective interogation tecnique, is not to be played full blast in the castle after 10 PM.
I have a highly varied taste in music, and for some reason I thought that blasting it at two in the morning was a good idea one night.
I had it on full blast and couldn't even hear them pounding on my door until they broke it down.