231-240
Alright guys! Here's the next ten!
But first, to address a few things!
To Chris of the Skazes, I've got another story called Reasons Behind the Rules. It's name is kinda self explaintory. The Yuffie/Naruto rule is already posted up. The whole Roxas – Zoro thing is going to be posted soon so hold on, but yes, yes he did, and he failed epicly.
231. I am not allowed to mess with my government handler/watcher.
Actually, I don't really mind Infinity Soul keeping an eye on me. It's the fact that after the whole Donkey Bronco in the Meeting thing, The Untied Council of the Mulitverse or UCM deicded to assign them to me as a watcher, that pisses me off.
It pissed both of us off to be honest, but Infinity Soul has decided to enjoy this assignment, collect their ridiculous government salery, and help me screw with their heads while relatively trying keeping me out of trouble with the higher ups, and hopeful curb my more destructive chaotic tendincies.
Infinity told me, and I quote 'They acutally think that is possible. Oh well, if they want to pay me my ridiculous government salary (Ahh there's the reason) for that lost cause, their trouble.'
On that note actually...
232. (Submitted by Infinity Soul) I am not allowed to use neuralizers for recreational use. The Men in Black don't like their gagets used all willy-nilly.
While I am known as Agent V umongst them, Agent K and Agent J don't really like me since I am tecnquiliy an alien myself. They were pissed because I started using my government issue neuralizer on the Organization.
I mean come on, I really do have to use it on them from time to time, especially that one time Xemnas managed to find my stash of the games...
...Have to keep the timeline on course after all.
233. (Submitted by Kiseki) Switching the lables on Vexen's chemicals is prohibited.
Vexen gets pissed whenever he adds the wrong things to his beakers and his experiment explodes. He's had to regrow his eyebrows tweleve times since I came to the world.
His lab still smells like burnt watermelon and hair, and still has the purple blast marks that decorate it from the last explosion.
234. I am not allowed to introduce the Organization to other versions of myself.
I screwed with the entire Organization's heads that day. The Annual Interdimesional Troll Convention is a jewel of the universe that everyone of the Freerunner4427verse attends religiously. This year was our turn to host, and we set it up in our pocket dimensions. We recieved an overwelming wave of amazingly positive reviews this year, and we've been asked to host it again next year to the horror of the Organization, and the delight of everyone else.
235. (Submitted by Dark Punxysaur) No shipping Saix/Xemnas unless they're couple.
(Snort) Saix and Xemnas are not a couple. Neither of them are Gay, and they really don't like it when people assume they're together.
I only do it becuase I think it's hilarious, and because they know they can't touch me.
236. (Submitted by Sunny Lighter) I'm not allowed to leave decapitated heads in the fridge...even if they're fake (or are they?)
Yeah, they're fake. I visit this awesome bakery that makes fully lifelike limbs and heads out of bread. It's pretty freaky when you open the fridge, or the breadbox, and find a severed limb or head.
I left a camera on in the kitchen and manahed to catch the Organization's reactions to it.
God, that was hilarious...
...I don't think I've ever laughted so hard in my entire life.
237. Going drinking with Summon Animals is not for lightweights.
Gamabunta is one hell of a drinker. Did you know that for more than 9/10ths of the Naruto series he's actually completely wasted?! He's also apparently the one who taught Rock Lee's original family the Drunken Fist and the Drunken Sword.
The Slug and the Snake bosses apparently don't really like him because they're total lightweights!
Well, that, and Manda can't get drunk off of alcohol...
...apparently he can only get drunk off the blood of his summoner's enemies.
238. Completely insane people who bust into our dimension are to be monitered at all times.
Yeah, it was Deadpool again.
I have no idea how the hell he keeps breaking in, cause every single one of my counterparts and I myself have made a point of reinforcing every dimensional barrier that we've specificlly keyed to his signature every single day.
He still leaves Deadpool shaped holes in the barriers, and it's starting to piss me off.
The next time he showes his ugly mug in my world again, regardless of his membership to the ORW and his invunerability, I'm gonna %&*#%^$ ^$## that *&^#$%^ &*#$ for risking my dimension's distruction and make sure he stays that way forever this time!
239. (Submitted by Kiseki) Rocket launchers are prohibited in the World that Never Was.
This was after an incident with the Keyblade weilders, and a very annoyed Reno. An angry Turk is an explosive happy Turk, regardless of gender, and they tend to bring out the big guns for the smallest infractions.
Reno is my ammo supplier, and we have a very unique understanding of eachother. That does include ratting eachother out to the cops or various other law enforcement on occasion, along with pointing and laughing if the other epicly fails to escape them.
Reno ratted me out to the Keyblade weilders, and they showed up at our usual meeting spot in the World that Never Was. Thankfully, Reno tipped me off beforehand, and stashed a few brand new modle of Rocket Launchers and Ammo at the spot, along with a note informing me that he wanted me to beta test the rocket launchers, that the cost of ammo was being covered by the Science Department, and odering me to have fun with it.
And have fun I did.
I think I destroyed two consecutive blocks of the city with my fun before the Organization showed up to see what the hell was going on. After that the ban was put into place, and Reno and I had to find a new location.
240. Veronica is not allowed to handle any ammo in the World that Never Was.
Xemnas jsut doesn't like the fact that I'm a better shot then he will ever be.
I even kicked Xigbar's ass in the shooting range...
...I was blindfolded at the time.
On another note, I have to get any supplies outside of the World that Never Was if I even want to use any of my better explosives or guns.