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Here's the next ten! Hope you enjoy!
On another note, I'm running low on ideas again...
...HELP!
241. The following items are hereby banned from Organization Meetings:
Dolores Umbridge (She pissed off Surpirior in the first ten seconds of the meeting. It didn't end well, for her at least...)
Voldemort (He's a joke umong the evil communities.)
Fanged Frisbees (Axel and I decided to deage ourselves and attend Hogwarts as excange students for a few weeks with Vega Black, one of my counterparts. We saw the Weasely Twins playing with one of these and couldn't resist...)
Slytherin's Basilisk (Nice going, go ahead and hurt Ethelinda's feelings. She can't even hurt anyone anymore!)
Whipped Cream
Ice Cream
Bubble Tea
Wasabi
Sharpened Chopsticks (One word... Larxene.)
Squeaky Toys
Indominous Rexs
Velociraptors
T-Rexes
242. (Submitted by Infinity Soul) Don't ask an omnipotent being to prove he doesn't exist.
Infinity was wrong, this was hilarious! You know that Alien X guy from Ben 10? I asked one of them this and, I shit you not, it stood still for about ten minutes before it's head spontaiously exploded. Granted, I got in major trouble with Asmith and Professor Paradox for doing that, but it was worth it!
Infinity, eat your heart out.
Or better yet, I'll take you up on that offer of dinner at the end of the universe.
243. Ultimate Frisbee is not to be played in the castle halls.
Trust me, if you get hit just right by a frisbee it hurts like hell. Xemnas got nailed south of the border by one that I threw...
...after he stopped squealing in sopranio he sliced our frisbee in half with his Etherial Blades.
244. (Submitted by NatNicole) Veronica is not allowed to swap he Organization member's powers. A lighting happy Axel is even WORSE than a pyromaniac Axel, and letting Demys play with Xigbar's guns is just asking for trouble.
This was a disaster waiting to happen.
Axel found out about my fear of lightning that day, as I literally punted him out a window and into the Endless Abyss for trying to shock me.
On the plus side, I now have even MORE blackmail on the Organizaton thanks to their various spectular fails.
245. (Submitted by Kiseki) Sephiroth is allowed in the World that Never Was on the condition that he does not murder everyone.
Yeah, Seph was actually pretty awesome before Jenova twisited his mind. Now whenever he comes to visit we have to keep a close eye on him or he'll end up slaughtering Demyx for annoying him again...
246. Veronica, as much as we know you like the movie, please refrain from turning the castle forum into a replica of the Willy Wonka edible room.
Everything was edible! Even I was edible, but that my dear friends is canniblisum and is frowned upon in most societies.
I even had a fully functioning chocolate river, complete with mixing waterfall, and one of the big sugar gondalas! The entire Orgaization's jaws dropped when they walked in, and Demyx and Larxene squealed like children before diving into the river headfirst. Axel appeciated the buttermilk grass and the sugarspun buttercups, but my favorite was the caramel apples and the candy pumkins.
247. Veronica is not allowed to antagonize Megatron.
Pfff, Optimus and the Autobots love me because I'm a natural a sabotage and infiltration. Movie nights at the base are hilarious becuase I record everything I do to the Decepticons and play it back for everyone's enjoyment. Agent Fowler has asked me many times if I can be a permant member of the team, just for the entertainment value alone.
The one time they suggested that in front of Megatron, old bucket helm freaked out and started screaming to the sky, demanding to know why Unicron and Primus had forsaken him. Knockout gets a kick out of my pranks, and Breakdown agrees that anything I do to piss of the officers is a joy to watch. Soundwave is suprisingly a great pranking and hacking asset when you know how to get him just the right bribes.
248. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) No one is allowed to take food out of the dining room or kitchen. Outside of those areas, your food is not safe.
Especially if it's steak night. Food just isn't safe anywhere but the designated eating areas. Just because the lesser nobodies don't need to eat, doesn't mean they don't like to. I've caught several of the Dusks playing poker with barbaque chips, some of Axel's Assassins enjoying strawberries, and many of my Loyal Hounds eating whatever non-sentiant animals they can catch in other worlds. None of them are above stealing the food off a random plate that's been left out in the open either, and honestly this jsut avoids a lot of annoyance.
Steak night though, I will go after any and all meat I smell with little to no hesitation. Regardless of whether it's someone else's or my own.
249. Reinacting Game of Thrones in the World That Never Was is forbbiden.
But that was hilarious! I'm not really familiar with the show, but i was sitting back and eating popcorn as the rest of the Organization (besides Xemnas) went entirely middevil for a day!
250. Veronica is not allowed to recreate the classic Ghostbusters.
Screw that! Axel made a very convincing Peter Venkman, Roxas threw himself into the role of Raymond Stantz, and we acutally convinced Zexion to play Egon Spengler. Of course I was Dana Barrett, we cast Vexen as the environmental prick Walter Peck, and made Laxaeus Winston Zeddemore. I thought it was absoultely hilarious though when Demyx offered to be Louis Tully, and Xemnas offered to become Zuul. I inlisted everyone else to help me bring Gozer the Staypuff Marshmallow man to life in the city.
Instead of proton packs to fight him though, we used Dynamite.
It was the best damn smore we ever made...