I'm celebrating!

WE BROKE 100 REVIEWS! WOOOOHOOOO! (Starts doing a victory dance to Destorm Power and T-Cole's 'Victory Dance' complete with confetti, streamers, and raining money until Infinity and Soul pop up and start glaring at me)

Alright, celebration over, on to more important things! Like the next ten rules!

271. Veronica is not allowed to mess with the laws of physics.

I was bored one day, and decided to rewrite the Law of Gravity.

The organization freaked when everything started floating with no warning!

I laughed my ass off as they tried to adapt. Xemnas kept slamming into the walls, but he eventually got zero-g fighting down.

I think Axel's was the most hilarious though.

He turned himself into the Human Torch!

272. (Submitted by Kiseki) We already said Furbies were banned, SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ONE IN THE FRIDGE?!

That thing scared the fucking crap out of me!

Someone thought it would be funny to put one of the evil ones in the fridge!

Now I know why Xemnas is so freaked out about them...

...Whoever did it, can you PLEASE get rid of it before I decide to take drastic measures and burn down the kitchen to get rid of it?

273. Getting rid of something does not mean hiding it somewhere else...

Okay, so the idiot that put the furby in the fridge moved it into my closet.

Infinity and Soul actually took my room since I moved in with Axel awhile back. Scared the crap out of them.

On the bright side though, their cameras caught the culprit red handed!

Xigbar, you better start running!

274. (Submitted by psychicshipping) Veronica is not allowed to reenact High School Musical... any of them.

Okay, frankly, I only did that to piss off Saix, and to see if I could replicate Heartsong Magic after I visited the MLP world.

I think Axel recorded him when I got him to sing 'I Don't Dance."

275. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Yandere girls (or boys) are banned from the World That Never Was, and the Castle altogether. Fangirls/boys are crazy enough Yandere fans are not only frightening, but murderous.

(Glares as I start sharpening my double bladed battle-axe.) I don't know who the hell thought it would be a great idea to let them through, but I will find you, and I will end you.

I went without sleep for a week trying to contain them while the rest of the Organization locked themselves in the panic room!

(Giggles insanely as I swing it onto my shoulder) I'm a tsundere fan, not yandere.

276. Veronica is not allowed to imitate Lina Inverse.

She is my role model when it comes to insanely overpowered magic.

I met her one time when I was younger, and she taught me how to cast Dragon Slave.

That year was the BEST family reunion EVER!

Even the Emperor bows before my awesomeness when it is cast.

277. (Submitted by NatNicole) Veronica is not allowed to take on Deidara and Sasori as apprentices.

This was the best day ever!

After I broke that stupid Genjitsu that Madara had put on them I found out that most of the Akatsuki are actually pretty decent guys that never really wanted to betray their villages. The only one who wasn't hypnotized was Itachi, and that's only because he has the Sharigan and is therefore immune to the effects.

I taught Deidara this awesome trick I picked up from Minecraft that lets you respawn after exploding yourself, and introduced Sasori to Pinnocio.

The two of them are finally freaking happy with their lives, even though they're locked out of their original world now, and are currently in training under the Weasley twins to become the next members of my Chaos Cult. The other Akatsuki members are debating about accepting the offer, though I think I'm getting Nagato to come around...

278. (Submitted by LunaEtSidera)Veronica is not allowed to make herself into a Jinchuriki because she's scary enough as it is.

Naruto called me in as backup when the final battle broke out. I only interfered when that thing was about to kill him.

The Juubi in my gut is very pissed off that it is being put on time out for trying to kill an entire world, and is currently learning the reason Monty Python bunnies were hunted to extinction, along with vampire Pomeranians named Pac-Man. He is also learning why you don't go and piss off a Warp Goddess when she drags you into her realm to prevent mass destruction on a global scale.

The Elemental Nations are hailing me as an international hero, an international treasure, and one Kage you don't want to piss off.

On the bright side Hetogakure is now recognized as a legitimate Major Hidden Village! Even if most of my Shinobi are in different worlds, and over half of them can't actually be classified as Traditional Shinobi.

279. Corridors are for moving between mission worlds. That is there only sanctioned use.

The Weasley twins have corrupted me more than I thought...

I didn't even realize I was using them to move from room to room until Saix and Axel pointed it out to me...

280. Veronica, Disney movie therapy has been approved. Go nuts.

It worked on Xemnas!

I locked him in a room with ten days worth of Disney movies, food, water, and refused to let him out unless he actually watched them all. I had cameras going that would alert me if he wasn't, so I actually knew, and could start playing the punishment music if he wasn't.

An hour of 'I'm a Barbie Girl' blasting in his ears every time he would try to turn off the TV got the message through after the first dozen times.

When he finally came back out, he looked like he had been slapped repeatedly with a fish, and told me that if he had known what he was getting into when he first challenged the heroes, he never would have challenged them to begin with. His heart was actually beating for the first time in ten years!

He has given me the go head to expose the rest of the Organization to the unique therapy, and said that he eagerly awaits their results from the treatment, and the videotapes of their various reactions.