Happy days have come! Ten more of the amazing list have arrived!
Remember kids, Moving is a pain in the ass, and I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of the other various franchises I mention.
291. Veronica is not allowed to create Light Saber Nunchucks, Chuckrums, Kuni, Trench Knives, or anything of the likeness.
According to Master Qui-Gon, it is against the Jedi Code use such underhanded techniques. Then again he reasoned that I was always a strange child, even as a youngling, and Infinity and I had an extremely interesting future from the glimpses he caught in his dreaming...
Fuck that, I will take underhanded tactics and mind games over charging into battle headfirst and half cocked any day. If peace is to be obtained sometimes decisive violence must be used.
My stance and alignment on that became even more evident to the confusion of everyone after they realized that any Lightsaber I created came out purple...
Infinity's turned white for some reason. That confused the hell out of everyone! Even me until I looked up the symbolism...
292. Veronica is not allowed to unleash her Bankai inside or outside the Soul Society without supervision.
I'm a member of the 11th Division. Captain Zaraki hand picked me out of the academy on the first day of school after I showed up to class with my Shikai unleashed and drove everyone completely insane in ten minutes with the Innocent Semi-invulnerable Berserker act.
(Smiles innocently.) My Bankai even scares the Captain sometimes. It's true name is Kaosu' Dansā, which roughly translates to Chaos' Dancer. To release it's Shikai I yell, "Reject Reality, Kaosu Dansā!" The effects are, amusing, to say the least, and it never has the same effect twice. It's a Kido type, but technically the only thing that I can confidently reveal about it (other than the fact that it's a freaking Buster Sword like ten times my size with a pure silver blade and a purple leather wrapped handle that would make Cloud, Zack, Angeal, and Captain Zaraki all drool in appreciation!) is that it's reeeaaalllly chaotic, temperamental, and just as hyper as an ADHD and bipolar Chipmunk on crack, just like myself. Everyone pretty much gave up on the idea of transferring me out of the 11th after I kicked Kenpachi's ass without even unleashing my Shikai and refused to kill him and take the Captain Position when I first arrived.
Needless to say, my Bankai suprised the hell out of everyone when I finally unleashed it on that prick of a Quincy Emperor, Yhwach, and he was physically, mentally, and spiritually incapable of stealing it, much less controlling it!
293. Full Contact Soccer is not, nor has it ever been, the national sport of The World that Never Was.
They're just mad that my team, The Dawning Dusks, is kicking everyone else's asses in the league.
Obviously I can't use Loyal Hounds on my team cause that's kinda unfair (and because they would rather rip everything in front of them apart without direct orders not too) but the Dusk's were more than happy to form my team when given the option, and with a little training they were soon kicking ass with the best. Literally!
294. Veronica is not allowed to preform exorcisms without supervision.
(Smiles innocently as the rest of the Organization shivers.)
Demyx: (Twitches uncontrollably) She took us to a pizza place. A haunted pizza place. It wasn't that bad during the day, but at night... (Trails off as everyone shutters)
Me: Oh come on! It wasn't that bad!
Saix: (Levels a flat stare at me.) Two words... Homicidal Animatronics...
Me: Oh come on! For sentient robots, they weren't NEARLY as bad as Glados or Skynet! And unlike them they sure as hell weren't doing any of that by choice! The ghosts of the murdered kids where forcing them too! They couldn't even fight back when those little pychos possessed them!
(Giggles madly) Oh, but I took care of that, yes I did! And the Animatronics were ecstatic that I finally ended the nightmare for them!
Luxord: (Looks at me curiously) Where did ya even find a Latin exorcism, all the ingredients ta preform it, and the priest ta oversee the entire thing so quickly?
Me: (Holds up a tablet with a smug smile) The building had Wifi, and I have Amazon Prime.
(The entire Organization face palms as I continue giggling madly.)
295. Veronica is not allowed to experiment with Glitter, Caramel, Chocolate Sauce, Paint, and or any other substance bombs.
(Smiles innocently.) I have recently been inspired once again. There's this awesome chick called Artic Vulpix and you have got read her FNAF fic Expect the Unexpected! Not only does it have an awesome storyline and build on the individual personalities of the bots, but the main character is just as chaotic as me! Only she manages to do it without the reality bending powers!
(Starts laughing manically as I go back to fiddling with wires.)
296. (Submitted by NatNicole) Veronica is not allowed to use De-aging potions on the Heroes of Light. Nor on the Organization.
(Various yelling in squeaky high pitched voices ring throughout the room) Chibi Xemnas: Alright then, it is agreed, Veronica is NEVER allowed to do this again!
Chibi Axel: I object! (They all look over at him, ready to disagree, only to see him smugly snuggling with a cute struck Veronica)
(Everyone Else face palms)
297. (Submitted by Kiseki) Don't leave shiny objects of doom lying around.
(Smiles sheepishly) I feel this one is actually justified after the Infinity Stone Tiara Incident...
(Everyone Glares at me, and holds out an expectant hand.)
(Sighs, and surrenders the One Ring, Loki's Staff, The Jewel of Four Souls, all of the Millennium Items, the Black and White Materia, The Book of Darkness, Three Different Philosopher's Stones, the Red and Blue Orbs, The Resurrection Stone, Sixteen Green Lantern Rings, a Yellow Lantern Ring, The Star Brand, Pandora's Box, a bedazzled Necronomicon, seven glowing pieces of oddly colored fruit, The Black Cauldron, an Infinity Gauntlet with all stones equip, the Eye of Agamoto, three Palantíri, a TARDIS key, two different old board games, The Sword of Martin, The Moment, The mask of Zen-Aku, All five of the Dino Gems, The Zeo Crystals, The Sword of Darkness, The Star Saber, the Dark Star Saber, The Forge of Soles Prime, roughly five hundred cubes of Energon, The Sword of Kahless, Six Dragon eggs, Warehouse Artifacts, and 230 different Keyblade Keychains (Ext. Ext.) to their original Owners/Guardians.)
You people never let me have any fun...
298. Veronica is not allowed to conspire with Alcuard.
(Grins widely as I rest a loaded large hand cannon on my shoulders.) Seras Victoria is a bit of a ditz, but she does have excellent taste in weapons, and Alcuard is more than happy to let me and join me in taking out some anger on the idiots in his universe when I'm pissed or PMSing. Interga is not that happy that I'm an enabler to her pet vampire, but also likes the fact that I am able to help him work out his energy and actually hurt him to a point of needing full body regeneration.
We went on a Christmas Rampage with tanks, and when they went to arrest us I produced the papers that gave up diplomatic immunity. We caused about a total of ten million dollars worth of damage in one night.
299. Veronica, you are not allowed to go salsa dancing with the Devil.
Screw that! Lucifer is surprisingly light on his feet for a fallen angel.
On the bright side, according to Chuck I am slowly corrupting him more and more to the side of Humanity!
Oh happy day!
Sam and Dean were just standing there with slack jaws when they saw us dancing through the studio window. But hey, at least they weren't going for the holy oil and the angel blades?
300. Veronica, no spoilers.
Awwww. But I wanted to warn you guys about the-
Everyone else: VERONICA NO!
Alright, alright ! I get it! No spoilers...