Hey! Hitting you up with ten more rules!

Like I've mentioned before, I don't own Kingdom Hearts, nor do I claim ownership of any other franchises or characters mentioned.

301. Veronica, you are not allowed to give people theme songs.

Awwww, I had the perfect songs for everyone though!

Xemnas was going to get the Imperial March and I was gonna give Siax Sailor Moon's Main Theme!

302. Veronica, you are not allowed to play with Kenpachi's hair bells during important meetings.

I've created the picture of an innocent berserker with kitten-like curiosity, the attention span of a caffeinated goldfish, and the ability to take hits that would put grown men and experienced fighters in their graves. Yachiru and I are best friends, mostly because we are each other's enablers and I can alter my age at will so acting my age is a relative term when it comes to me. Me and her will ride around on Kenny's shoulders for hours at a time purposely confusing him about directions. At least purposely on my part, Yachiru is just that bad with directions.

Old man Yamamoto was pretty ticked when Yachiru and I started playing the 'Carol of the Bells' on Kenny's hair bells during a captain meeting that one day last December...

Remember, don't make Yachiru Kusagishi mad. You get her mad, you get me and Kenpachi mad. And trust me, you don't want that happening. I think you'd rather go home with all your limbs in their proper positions. :D

303. Veronica, you are not allowed to weaponize the Unbreakable Sunset Jitsu.

(Grins as I pass along the funjitsu scroll to a grinning Ibiki and an evilly smiling Tsunade) Pleasure doing business with the two of you.

Ibiki: Of course honorable Hetokage, and the money will be wired into Hetogakure's account by next week as per our agreement.

(Smiles sharply) Pleasure doing business with you Ibiki, and have fun with that!

Ibiki: (Mirrors my smile) Oh trust me, I will be having fun!

304. Veronica, you are not allowed to Hijack a Jeff Dunham comedy special.

The man himself is awesome, his puppets are actually alive! They were delighted to let me crash the show for a couple hours, and I even got their autographs after!

Walter is an absolute dick, but he's pretty fricking hilarious. Peanut is a riot, but by far Achmed is my favorite. His body may be dead, but his sense of humor is still alive, cursing the infidels, making bombs, and kicking ass!

305. Veronica, the Death Star is not a toy.

(Looks up from the controls I was hacking.)

Wait, you're telling me it's NOT a giant intergalactic disco ball?!

(80's music pours out from the speakers as the floor lights up and lights flash everywhere. The clone troops are panicking as they try to fix the problem, but in the background you can see Darth Vador subtly tapping his foot to the beat.)

306. The following items are hereby banned from Organization Meetings:

Portable Barbeques (Axel's fire works even better than a propane tank.)

Hair Bells (I was imitating Captain Zaraki that day.)

Giant Ass Swords (I even managed to convince the captain to let me borrow his Zanpakutō!)

Hellsing Agents (Sir Interga was not happy with me when I invited the Mercenaries over for dinner.)

Vampires (Of any kind. Though we now have standing orders to eliminate the thrice damned Twilight Type on sight. Mostly because no one wants me and Alcuard to level another castle hunting them down with no holds barred on either of our powers again and because and I quote 'God Damn it real Vampires don't fucking sparkle!')

Alcohol (That day was fucking hilarious!)

Liquid Nitrogen (Yeah, Vexen is never going to live that one down.)

Animatronics (They all had flashbacks to Freddie's)

Megatron

Optimus Prime

Deceptacons

Autobots (Cause we all know they can't be in the same room for more that twenty minutes before everything devolves into a battle)

Dinobots (Grimlock is an absolute riot...)

NukeCola

Poison

Dragon Slayers

Dragonborn (I am not sorry for the fight that broke out between them. Or the betting pool from it.)

More to be added later...

307. Don't show the Organization Fanfiction.

(Bursts out laughing as the rest of the Organizations shutters and starts mumbling about crazy ass fans)

You would not BELIEVE the reaction that they had when they got hacked my computer and saw some of the rated M stuff! I think they strayed into the realms of Yaoi and Yuri fictions by accident because all of them were white with horror and staring at the screen with dropped jaws.

Demyx: (shivers as his eyes go into the thousand yard stare) There is not enough Brain Bleach in this universe to wipe those images out of my brain.

(Everyone else nods in agreement as they turn slightly green.)

(Nods, before I pull out a barrel and a kegorator) Good thing I stocked up as Mac's Bar the last time I was in the Infinite Loops Universe.

308. Keep a fire extinguisher on hand in every room.

Surprisingly, Axel has only had a few accidents with the recent power boost he got from a very interesting encounter with an overpowered Dragoon Heartless that lead to me taking a dive into the Well of Souls a little earlier than planned. The fire extinguishers are for when Vexen and my few living experiments escape the lab and go on a rampage. As a forethought I make everything that is still alive extremely vulnerable to high levels of CO2.

309. (Submitted by TheSuperMario) Extreme Frisbee (Weapons Edition) is not allowed inside or when playing with non-immortals because o the chance of being brutally injured, maimed, and or killed with a variety of throwable and non-throwable items from KH and all other worlds with occupants that choose to participate. (I'm looking at you Sora and Axel!)

Extreme Frisbee actually HAS become the national sport of The World that Never Was. Normally we only allow proven Immortals into the arena though since the blood starts flowing a lot earlier that when we host the mortal version...

310. Veronica is not allowed to bury people alive.

(Pouts as I pick up the shovel again)

Guess I've gotta go dig up Xigbar then...

...but in my defense, it was for science. I finally found a metal he can't teleport through! I'm gonna line mine and Axel's room with it as soon as I'm done. Turns out it's a very obscure Vibranium and Bronze alloy that is nearly impossible to produce, and I did it by accident!