Alright! Time to screw with more people!
Alright, One Piece is next on the Pranking Circuit! I still own nothing but myself!
321. Sanji, we know you love women, but Veronica is one of very few people who could permanently turn you into one. Flirt with her at your own risk.
Trust me Sanji, Ivankov will not be able to change you back if I do it, and I will dump you in the middle of Momorio Kingdom for another two years of absolute hell!
I also have a boyfriend that can and will set you on fire, even with your supposed immunity to burning.
322. Ace, we know you're made of fire. Axel however is a Fire Elemental, and as such he can control fire in any given form. Even human form.
He is not afraid to control you while you're sleeping to prank people, for revenge, and to get blackmail.
We still have that picture of your reaction when you woke up in Marco's bed after that one big party.
323. Veronica, you and Axel are already two of the most wanted pirates in the Six Blues, please stop antagonizing the Marines.
(Snorts before Axel and I burst out laughing.)
To screw with them, is completely worth the combined bounty of three billion beli we have on our heads. They've already given us a name for our partnership, and I think being called the Chaotic Marauders was totally worth it!
I nearly caused a time paradox however when I almost ran into myself during the War of the Best while giving Teach a Super Texas Wedgy. From the power levels I was feeling though, there were at least six different versions of me present...
I wonder how that's gonna work out? (Looks puzzled for a moment before grinning insanely)
I LOVE not knowing something!
It makes the future oh so much more interesting!
324. Veronica, PLEASE stop antagonizing figures of power!
(Smiles evilly before producing a stack of pictures:
One of me sitting on top of a very beat up and certainly unconscious Monkey D. Garp while kiddy Ace, Sabo, and Luffy are cheering me on from the background.
Punching a Celestial Dragon in the face while simultaneously kicking the other one in the nuts.
Me sitting on top of the pile of three certain unconscious Marine Admirals as at least two hundred other Marines try to rush me.
Me, Rear Admiral Coby, Captain Helmeppo, Axel, and Luffy making faces at the camera as we run from the furious, and semi-retired, tag team of Sengoku and Garp.
Us celebrating as I jokingly stand over an unconscious Kaido surrounded by the Strawhats.
Me and Axel drinking with Shanks, then another of the two of us laughing as Shanks passes out from the alcohol.
Big Mom sweating up a storm as I stare her down with an evil smile and a lit lighter as Axel holds up the gasoline. In the background is a factory that has exploded.
Law and I drawing on the unconscious and badly beaten Doflamingo's face with permanent marker while Axel and ALIVE Rosinante laugh their asses off in the background.
Monkey D. Dragon staring me down with an amused eyes yet a perfect poker face as I smile sheepishly and hide the incriminating flamethrower behind my back. In the background is a burning Marajoise and several screaming Celestial Dragons.
Me flipping off the Gorosei with a bright gleeful smile and their outraged faces at getting told off by someone who appears to be a teenager.
Me and Axel doing the cliché foot popping, ignoring the world around us completely, totally romantic yet completely inappropriate make-out session mid War of the Best as everyone else pauses to watch with wide eyes and dropped jaws.
Then another photo of Ace, Luffy, and Sabo chasing after Axel with murder in their eyes as I laugh from where I'm slung on Axel's shoulder.)
I have many, many more where those came from. Honestly! This world has so many authority figures that are corrupted and need to be knocked down a few pegs that I make a hobby and a reputation out of it!
325. Veronica, stay away from the Minks.
(Pouts as I hug an anthro fox kit that is snuggling into my arms.)
But, but they're sooooo cute!
I couldn't resist!
326. Veronica, this is not the mob. Don't bust out the big guns. One Piece tec isn't nearly as advanced yet.
(Pouts as I put the mini-guns and the anti-tank rifles away...)
I wanted to test the limitations of Devil Fruits and Haki with Blackbeard as a target.
Axel! We've gotta hide the artillery!
Axel: Awww man! Did someone tip off Infinity and Soul again?!
327. Scooter and Sheila are not allowed anywhere near the Once Piece Universe unsupervised EVER AGAIN!
Don't get any funny ideas about those two cats needing protection.
We're actually protecting the world from them!
In the week since I brought them here, Scooter has not only asserted his dominance over a Kraken Sea King, but he and Sheila have managed to create their own crew made entirely of Sea Kings and various other dangerous animals and sail through 3/4th of the Grand Line on their own, without a Log Pose and actual ship. I swear that cat of mine unleashed two dozen Shadow Clones, a Rasanshurakin, and a wave of Conqueror's Haki on an unsuspecting Marine Ship that thought they could get away with it because their captain and first mate were 'ordinary' house cats.
Silly Marines. You think they would know better then to judge by appearance by now...
328. Veronica, don't introduce Demyx to the Fishmen and Mermaids.
He is one of very few humans that can breath underwater without any complications what-so-ever. We hit up Fishman Island after I got my fins back. Jinbei was fascinated with him, and all of the mermaids were looking at him with keen interest until Tranquility started unleashing the ultra death glares and kissed Demyx full make out style on the lips to stake her claim.
The fact that he pulled her in for another kiss just seconds later was enough to ward them off.
Hody and his crew though?
Yeah, they tried to murder Demyx on sight claiming that he was an abomination.
We all took offence to that.
Needless to say, the Hody pirates are probably not going to be at full strength when the Straw Hats get there.
329. Screwing around with the timeline and shoving Luck and Fate into a closet is not recommended.
I helped the Strawhats get stronger faster.
I helped Ace kill that basterd of a traitor Blackbeard before he was captured by the Marines.
I managed to tweak it so that Sabo was sent to Alabasta when Ace and Luffy were there, jolting his memory a year earlier, and making sure he and the Revolutionary Army were there at the War of the Best.
I tweaked it just right that Akainu died (Painfully) during the war and Aokiji succeeded Sengoku as the Fleet Admiral.
Fate and Luck looked over my work after I let them back out and admitted that they were wrong with some of their manipulations.
330. "Don't ask why, ask why the hell not!" Is not to be spoken within earshot of Veronica.
This is the new catchphrase and moto of the Cult of Awesomeness! (Otherwise known as the Cult of Veronica.)
The chaos and anarchy of freedom in all it's glory, that is what we strive to achieve, what we seek to obtain!
The One Piece Universe is one of the most chaotic parts of the Multiverse! If a single nudge is applied to certain events, the entire future is reshaped into something entirely NEW!
I LOVE IT THERE!
The Strawhat Pirates, Whitebeard Pirates, Red-Hair Pirates and many many others who only went to sea searching for freedom and dreams are now proud members of the cult and get along fabulously with the members from the Fairy Tail Verse.