MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HERE'S MY GIFT TO YOU!
It's time for the Obligatory Christmas Special!
As always! I do not own Kingdom Hearts, I only own myself!
LET THE HOLIDAY SHENANIGANS ENSUE!
331. Veronica, we know it's Christmas, you're still not allowed to break out the streamer rounds!
But what else am I gonna use them for?!
I've got them on special order from a Freelancer in the Red vs. Blue Universe, and I've got a bunch of them squirreled away for future use.
332. Veronica, gingerbread men aren't supposed to be man sized. Or ALIVE!
You don't think I don't know that?! (fends off the on-coming gingerbread zombie horde with a frying pan and a chair.)
I just don't know what went wrong! I followed the recipe to the letter!
(The Necronomicon Cookbook sits innocently on the counter next to the regular cookbook.)
333. The following items are hereby banned from Organization Meetings:
Stockings
Christmas Trees
Glass Ornaments
Candy Canes
Gingerbread Men (Living or cookie)
Turkeys (Live or Dead)
Live Pigs
Mistletoe
Blowtorches (Don't ask)
More to be added later….
334. (Submitted by psychicshipping) Veronica and Snoopy (Peanuts) are not allowed to get into reality bending contests. No matter how much she wants to get into a dog fight with the Red Baron.
Snoopy and I teamed up to bring about a magical Christmas this year. However, half way through us covering the world with snow, Snoopy got a little cocky with his flight path….
...I took offense to that.
I gotta say, that dog has a great and devious mind and Charlie is seriously underestimating just how smart he is!
Did you know he actually has degrees in molecular physics and engineering? If he actually wanted to, I have little doubt that he could actually make his dog house fly.
Oh I am definitely considering the prospect of extending him an invitation to the Order.
335. Christmas Carols are not to be blasted over the intercom.
I dove into my music play list and pulled up the most annoying, unforgettable, and downright awful Christmas songs I could find, before hacking into the castle's communications system and playing them at full blast on loop.
It took the rest of the Organization three hours to figure out where the signal was originating from, and another twelve to figure out how to stop them!
336. No one is allowed to go present hunting.
They are presents for a reason people! And no Demyx, my presents aren't hidden anywhere in the castle, or this dimension for that matter.
No use hunting for them. This means you too Xigbar!
337. Tree decoration is mandatory! No one is allowed to skip out!
Marluxia and I went out and transplanted the impressive ten foot Douglass Fur we had been growing for the entire year into the main Living Room.
I had Xemnas, Larxene, and Roxas doing the lights, Kixur and Tranquility teamed up to put on the tinsel garlands, Axel helped me with the fire filled ornaments while Vexen and Demyx collaborated on the ice ones. Lexaeus and Xaldin produced some impressive metal ones while Marluxia and Luxord used their magic to make a few live holly and mistletoe sprigs for it. Surprisingly the most impressive piece of the whole thing was when Xion and Saix produced a very beautiful pale blue star tree topper that faintly glowed. Zexion lost the straw pull and video tapped the entire thing from the sidelines.
338. No one spikes the eggnog. We have minors in the castle. Luxord I'm looking at you!
(Luxord freezes just as he's about to pour a bottle of whiskey into the bowl, then slowly backs away as I turn to glare at him from the corner of my eye.)
339. No Santa traps.
The big guy takes note of which houses and (in this case) worlds have them. His magic lets him breeze right by them anyway but it's still pretty annoying.
Honestly! He's a good deal older than me! He's had a LOT of experience dodging traps and tricks.
There's a reason he and Ghost Oogakari turn Christmas into a speed competition every year! Nick is a professional assassin!
Coal dust+weak spark=targeted house going up in flames.
Along the way Nick had the idea to turn it into a holiday! That way no one sees it coming.
340. The moment the clock strikes twelve, the Christmas Truce begins. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Christmas is a time of peace and family. On Christmas Day there is no conflict, no pranks, no revenge schemes, and above all no working.
This applies to all of the worlds, and is specially enforced in the World That Never was by my powers. All weapons can't be summoned for 24 hours and powers can only be used for non-lethal and non-harmful purpose.
Larxene found that out the hard way.
I REALLY don't like a big fuss or fight on Christmas, and I prefer a peaceful atmosphere to any wild and crazy shenanigans.
It's the one rule I enforce every Christmas, in EVERY universe, and frankly a lot of people thank me for it.