Holy shit, is it really 2017 already?

Damn, this story is nearly two years old!

I'm gonna be twenty soon...

...Damn. I feel old.

Alright! Fairy Tail is next on the circuit!

341. We do not purposely antagonize demons. No matter how cute and fluffy they may be.

The Guild found me cuddling with a chibifyed Jackal, who was trying to make my head explode while I was snuggling him to death.

Lea was laughing his ass off in the background as he and Tempesta took blackmail pictures.

342. Chaotic Summoning Magic is not a thing, and you are not allowed to make it a thing Veronica.

I drew the idea from Lucy, but instead of summoning spirits from another world, I locked my magic in on the other members of the ORW. They were utterly thrilled to help.

I never knew Pinkey Pie could be so utterly destructive and vicious until she came face to face with God Serena and kicked his pansy ass without breaking a sweat.

343. Veronica, Video Game Magic also does not exist, nor are you allowed to attempt to make it real.

Awwwww... (shoves the gaming system back in my subspace pocket)

344. Veronica, you are not allowed to try out for the Wizards Saints. Please allow some people to retain their sense of power.

But!

Everyone else: NO!

(Pouts) You guys ruin all my fun.

345. For the love of all things holy, do not let Veronica anywhere near any of the Amaterasu Formulas.

I LOATH math with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Magical Math is like my idea of hell on Earth. Or Earthland in this case I guess.

Hades didn't know what hit him when I showed up.

346. Static electricity, water, and Exceeds do not mix.

(Dies of laughter as the exceeds glare. All of them look like puff balls. They all leap at me...)

(Ten minutes later I'm lying on the ground, groaning and covered in claw marks.)

Totally worth it!

347. Sugar and Dragon Slayers are forbidden. No acceptations.

(Starts dying of laughter again)

God that was fucking hilarious! Natsu looked like a ground-to-air missile, Gajeel burrowed under the ground and started acting like a gopher. Sting and Rouge got into a playful battle that destroyed half of the Sabertooth Guild Hall. Laxus just blasted into the sky in a bolt of lightning and wasn't seen for the next six hours.

Wendy and Vega were probably the most hilarious because they started talking in a high pitched chipmunk voice and running around like squirrels on crack!

It took us six hours to catch all of them, another two to safely contain them, and four more for all of them to calm down enough to safely crash and pass out.

348. Veronica is not allowed to replicate the Great Fairy Spells.

Hahahahah! I love the Fairy Tail world.

It's right up there at the top, tied with One Piece, on my favorite Universes list.

Mainly because of the sheer power and variety of the abilities found there.

I got curious, and decided to go back to the time of Fairy Tail Zero to learn the Great Fairy Spells from Mavis herself and hopefully recreate them with my own chaotic magic. I've gotten a few rather hilarious results with the different versions I've created...

349. Veronica, you are not to attempt to recreate the demon curses, the Book of End, or any other cursed object or power.

Awww. Infinity, do you always have to kill all my fun?!

May you live in interesting times.

And that is a curse you know will follow you for as long as you follow me!

350. Veronica, under no circumstances are you to challenge Zeref and Acnologia to a two-on-one battle.

We destroyed three mountains, toppled five hundred buildings, razed seven hundred acres of forest to the ground, blew up ten islands, and left a crater the size of Crocus all in the course of a single day before we finished the fight and called it as a tie.

Acnologia and Zeref admitted that my capabilities on the battlefield rivaled their own, especially when it was proven that my Chaotic Aura and Reality Magic negated their magic and their magic negated my own, forcing us to fight hand-to-hand.

Just to make it clear, all of that destruction happened after we found out that fact.

I didn't inform them that I was the daughter of a Chaos God and a Primarch of Humanity until after we admitted it was a tie.

They know a lot of curses from being alive so long. I learned a lot of new fun curse words that day!