Ah, the world of Soul Eater, one of my favorite places to visit.
Axel: Mine too.
Oh you just like it because one of my weapon forms is a flamethrower.
Axel: (Smiles widely) That too.
As always I don't own anything but myself! See! (Holds up one arm, where the words property of no one but me is tattooed.)
371. Veronica we know you have had some bad experiences with Dr. Stein, but is it really necessary to avoid him completely?
(Peeks out from where I'm hiding behind Axel.)
YES it is absolutely necessary! I may be a death scythe, but that man scares the CRAP out of me!
He was my first partner nearly twenty years ago in this world's time, about five thousand years ago by my count. I became is second partner only a few months after he lost Spirit, and let me tell you, those short few weeks before I became a Death Scythe were the worst time of my life!
The only thing I am willing to disclose about that time is that I have my fear of needles because of him.
Axel: (Looks at me with wide eyes) Wow, he really screwed with your head didn't he?
(Shivers) Oh you have absolutely no idea. His kids are decent enough, but according to them he completely lost it not long after his wife died.
372. When using Soul Perception, try not to use it on Veronica. We've lost more than a few good meisters because of that.
Maka: (Shivers with wide eyes as I sheepishly rub her shoulders)
Yeah, my soul, my soul is absolutely huge. According to this world's history, it's the only one that's ever resisted the Keshin's madness wavelength, and actually rejected Death's soul wavelength when I became a Death Scythe.
According to him, my soul was just too chaotic after I evolved into a Death Scythe for a lord of order to effectively wield, no matter how skilled they are with adjusting their soul to resonate. Believe me, Stein tried.
Axel on the other hand is my Soul Mate. His Soul is already perfectly matched to mine so he can resonate with and wield me in any and every form I can take without a problem.
373. Pissing off Ragnarok may be a fun pass time, but try to refrain from it. This rule applies to everyone!
He takes out his frustration on Crona.
I happen to like Crona, he/she is like the little sister/brother I never had...
...Come to think of it, Slannesh was getting pretty frisky about sixteen years ago...
...hm. This calls for some research and blood tests.
374. Veronica, you are not allowed to challenge Black Star to a Ninja Off ever again.
Axel: I thought you learned your lesson with Xigbar that one time.
Nope. I haven't had a decent Ninja Off since I challenged Ghost Oogakari and Santa last Christmas!
Axel: (Sweatdrops)
Yeah, Black Star is pretty good for a kid his age, but he needs to grow up a bit before he can challenge me again. Loudness and arrogance are unbecoming of a Ninja that is not from Naruto and just makes assassinations all the harder.
Lord Death was pretty impressed that I brought in four hundred and fifty two keshin egg souls before the week was out, but he also told me that a lot of the missions that students could take were now obsolete and that I wasn't allowed to do that many at the same time ever again.
Black Star didn't manage to pick his jaw up off the floor for three hours, then he loudly proclaimed that he will surpass me, the Goddess of Ninja as Death jokingly called me.
I just wished him luck.
(Interestingly enough, Goddess of Ninja has actually been added to my title list now...)
375. Veronica is not allowed to talk to Asura anymore.
He and I get along fairly well seeing as he is tecniqually part of the second generation Chaos Gods and was given the title God of Madness.
He's apparently one of the more sane sons of either Uncle Khorne or Uncle Tzeentch. No one exactly sure which one it is, and no one knows who the heck his mother could be and we don't really want to loose our minds trying to figure it out.
Death doesn't like it when I talk to him though. He said something about trying to figure out who is a worse influence on who...
376. Veronica is one of the only forces in the multiverse that can withstand the almighty Reaper Chop. Repeatedly.
Believe me, Death and I got curious one day.
We then proceeded to set up the experiment in a controlled environment, and Death let me have it.
Sixty Reaper Chops in and I was still standing tall and totally unharmed to the bafflement of everyone that was witnessing our experiment.
Death and I came up with a theory though.
I'm from a universe where a concept can be given physical form. As such, a concept can not truly die unless it is totally and utterly forgotten.
And I leave one hell of an unforgettable impression wherever and whenever I go.
377. Veronica, Medusa is an absolute menace, a blight upon the world, and a threat to the students. Have fun!
(Grins sharply)
I've always wanted to take that crazy conceded snake bitch to task.
Now I have permission.
(Starts cackling wildly.)
378. Veronica, did you know that Arachne is still alive?
(Pauses as I'm cleaning blood off my blades and grins)
Oooh, so the arrogant little spider actually escaped my blades the first time we met?
Lord Death, I'm gonna need to cash in my vacation days.
I've got a bit of hunting to do.
379. Veronica, you are not allowed to recruit Free.
Ah man!
First you said no to Hans, and now you're saying no to Free?!
Do you guys have a problem with me recruiting an actual Werewolf or something?!
380. Veronica, refrain from charming enemies. Girkco is already trying to break into the DWMA to follow you.
(Busts a gut laughing as Axel grimaces)
That chainsaw weapon is certifiably insane, and yet managed to keep his sanity for nearly 800 years. That takes a will of steel to maintain.
I've already forwarded him the paperwork to join the cult and removed that nasty bloodlust spell that Arachne cast on him.
He may still be insane asylum worthy, but he is a LOT more mellow now. I'm thinking about partnering him with someone from a similar background to help him cope, maybe Hidan or Kakuzu. That way he can have a roommate that will understand his situation.
Alrighty guys! Make sure you tell me you're ideas, because the next world on the list...
...IS BLEACH!