Ichigo: What the hell are YOU doing here?!

Oh come on Ichiberry! You know you love me!

Ichigo: Fuck you!

Lea: That's my job.

Ichigo: (Facepalms)

I don't own Bleach, or Kingdom Hearts. Veronica however, is the equivalent of my Zanpakuto. Meaning she is the reflection of me and I belong to no one but myself.

381. Veronica, when preforming your Shinigami Duties, you are not supposed to masquerade as the Grim Reaper.

Screw you Yamamoto! It's fucking hilarious to see the looks on their faces!

A lot of the foreign ones freak out when I pull out the scythe.

382. Veronica, using Kido to prank people, while it is highly impressive considering you have managed to create an entirely separate branch of the Demon Arts solely for the purpose, is frowned upon.

Yamamoto was just pissed because I accidentally hit him with one and turned him into a talking duck that could have passed for Donald's identical twin for six hours.

383. Stop asking Veronica about how she died.

I love screwing with their heads by changing the story every time!

Only Kenpachi, Yachiru, Unohana, Shunsui, Jushiro, and Ichigo know the real story.

According to the Book of the Dead, which I have actually seen thank you very much, I died to break the world record for longest continuous swearing rant.

I cycled through nearly 150 languages (modern, ancient, and alien) and lasted an impressive 56 hours without repeating a single swear before my lungs, heart, and brain gave out from the stress. I found out later that the guys at Guinness World Records decided to give me the award even though I died in the attempt, and since that day no one has been able to take my title away!

And they never will! (Madly cackles as lightning flashes behind me.)

384. Veronica is no longer allowed to be a Frontliner.

Screw you too Central 46. (Happily flips them the bird.)

Those puffed up arrogant assholes are just pissed that I managed to turn most of the Espada to our cause.

Starrk and Grimmjow are by far my favorite of the group.

385. Veronica stop making friends with the enemy.

Yhwach and I are drinking buddies. I think that fact speaks for itself.

386. Veronica, why the heck are the Royal Guard calling you Queen?

Ummmm, I might (and I'm stressing the might here) have been named the Soul King's Regent before his death?

His daughter Hikari, while she is of age, has a lot to learn before she truly takes the throne. So instead he asked me to step in and take charge until she is confident enough to take her place as queen.

387. Veronica, why the actual HELL did you actually invade HELL?

Um, that one wasn't my fault! Lucifer tried to escape his parole by hiding in the local version of Hell and Chuck sent me a few angels to go after him.

We invaded Hell, had a smiting fest with a few of the local sinners and demons, and had a grand old time with the local version of Lucy.

388. Veronica, please refrain from giving the Captains theme songs. We are Shinigami, it's hard to look and act serious when Disney songs are playing in the background.

PFFHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

That day was absolutely hilarious!

The looks on everyone's faces when their themes came on! The SWA was all for it, but almost everyone else vetoed my choices almost as soon as they heard them.

I actually got the idea from YouTube. Just look up Bleach-Disney Themes and it should be a picture of a grinning Kenpachi.

I think Yamamoto approved of his though, he was just outvoted.

Grimmjow was laughing his ass off when I started playing the Espada section.

389. Veronica, the Fourteenth Division is not a thing, nor are you allowed to make it a thing.

Everyone was looking mutinous when Central 46 vetoed that.

I even filled out all the correct paperwork and submitted them by the end of the business week! I offered to fund the division on my own and they still turned me down!

I mean come on, it's not like I was going to invite Ywhach to join the ranks! I was only going to ask Ichigo, his friends, and the Espada to join! I would have also bolstered the ranks with a few members of the Cult that are getting waaaaaaaay too bored.

390. Veronica, you are not allowed to screw around with the Fullbringers. We're still cleaning up the mess you left behind the last time you went drinking with the Espada and the Captains!

Hahahahahahahaha!

Oh that was a great day. Shinigami and Hollows normally need a shit load of alcohol to get drunk and stay drunk. I broke out the bottles of Eldritch Scotch and dared them to down a single glass of what I drink to get drunk.

I will never forget their faces after they took the dare and drank.

Grimmjow was the most hilarious because he was absolutely sloshed by the time we were done. He looked like the time I dared him to spend the day in a room with two pounds of catnip. I gotta give him props however, he managed to down two glasses off my alcohol before he passed out.