Batman: I thought we banned you from our world?
Oh you did, this is just what happened before I got banned.
Superman: Good, we already have enough to deal with without you added into the equation.
Sups, why you gotta be a hater? My alignment is Chaotic Good, I would never help the crazier assholes unless I'm undercover!
Superman: And that's why I'm worried...
Oh screw you. As always I don't own anything but myself. Lea however has laid claim to me, and dares any of you to try and take me.
391. Veronica, Classic Mermaids are not native to his dimension. Stop trolling the Atlantians.
Hahaha, the looks on their faces whenever I swam by! The hunky lionfish Lea surprised them even more!
Aquaman was pissed when he finally realized it was me screwing with their heads, but he couldn't ban me from Atlantis because his wife likes me too much and I'm his son's godmother.
392. I am not allowed to corrupt any of the Bat children to the Chaos Side.
Dick has already subscribed to the Chaos Side. Seriously have you heard his maniacal laughter?
I was steadily working on corrupting Jason when I was ejected from the world.
393. I am not allowed to introduce Demyx to Aquaman. We don't need a repeat of the Fishman Island disaster, even if it was hilarious.
Demyx is surprisingly lazzi-fair about undersea civilizations hating humans. I asked him about it at one point, and he told me that he was actually an Atlantian from Ariel's world before he became a Nobody! Apparently Greater Nobodies can only be human though, so he lost his fins when he came back to himself.
394. A meeting between Roxas and Shazam, while highly entertaining, is not advisable. Not after last time.
Have you ever seen a 'grown man' with superpowers that are comparable to Superman's on a sugar rush from too much ice cream?
I have, and the collateral damage is not pretty.
It was entertaining as all hell because Roxas and I were egging him on from the sidelines, but it was not pretty.
Sups was pissed by the time they finally managed to catch him.
395. No speedster contests between Larxene and the Flash.
Flash challenged Larxene to an around the world race, and Larxene accepted. She then asked us for help.
Challenge accepted.
We loaded her with as much caffeine as we could, locked her in a tiny room for about ten minutes to let it settle in, then let her loose at the starting line.
She was on the other side of the world before anyone could even blink. Even Flash was wide eyed when she came zooming back up to us not even a second later, talking a hundred miles a minute as lighting crackled wildly around her.
She crashed from the caffeine not even a minute later and didn't wake up for nearly four hours.
When she did though, She. Was. PISSED at us.
396. Xion is not allowed near Batman anymore.
Oh, so I can't steal his, but he can steal mine?!
That is unacceptable!
I will not have one of my adoptive daughters running around in a bat suit!
God, I knew he had a problem with adopting kids with black hair and blue eyes but seriously? Nightwing latched onto Xion within minutes and gave Bats the puppy dog eyes. Afterwards, Xion told me that Batman offered to train her, with my permission of course.
I said no, and told him that if I wasn't allowed to corrupt the Batkids to the Chaos Side, he wasn't allowed to corrupt my kids to the Bat Side.
397. Vandal Savage is not allowed within one mile and ten years of Veronica at all times.
I hate that man with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.
He thought he could manipulate ME of all people into following him. Me the chick who is a good ten thousand years older than him and has literally seen almost everything the multiverse can throw at you.
When I caught his assassins trying to take out Lea, I turned them inside out before dropping them on his head with a warning letter for him and a restraining order against him pinned to their sorry carcasses.
He refrains from angering me now.
398. I am not allowed to get myself locked into Arkham Asylum because I was bored.
Okay, I'll admit it, that one was a bad idea from the start.
I knew that the inmates were insane going in, but I underestimated the sheer level of utter bullshit that happens to let the other inmates go through to escape.
399. Veronica, Epic Celtic Battle Music is not to be played at every battle.
I have no idea how the fuck he keeps doing it, but Batman hacked my Ipod and switched around my playlists again!
400. You should not feel the need to end every sentence with 'in accordance to the prophesy' Veronica. It's starting to make the more religious and superstitious members of the league twitchy.
(Laughs long, hard, and loud as they glare at me)