And thus my friends, we close in on another glorious year of shenanigans. I can't believe it's been two years already! And we're nearly half way done with the list!

Sorry this is a bit late, I just recently got a job and now I can kiss my weekends goodbye.

Alright then, no more delays! Anniversary time!

As always my beloved readers, I don't own anything except myself!

421. Veronica is not allowed to troll the Illuminati.

They happen to take things like that very personally, and I will not be doing that again any time soon.

Turns out, the Illuminati is an organization dedicated to the eradication of chaos. Who knew?

They can also hold one hell of a grudge.

No idea how the heck that happened, or how the hell we didn't notice that little fact until now.

422. Veronica is not allowed to get into no-holds-barred fist fights with Saitama. No matter how much fun they have fighting each other.

We found this out in a complete freak accident, but I'm apparently the only being in ten universes that can withstand his ultimate punches Never before have I encountered another being that has come so close to ultimate power, without them being physically able to ascend.

Saitama is the full realization of human evolution, and he doesn't even know it yet! He represents everything humanity could eventually become and yet thanks to a complete and utter freak accident with his DNA, he won't be able to ascend until he dies! I'm looking forward to that day since my family is now adamant on bringing him into the chaos fold!

Uncle Khorne expressed his desire to adopt him, so Saitama may become my cousin in the next century or two! Along with him becoming the Chaos God of Devastation and Hope.

Still, you should have seen the gob smacked look on his face when I caught his punch and then launched the full force of it right back at him!

He had this gleeful childish smile that was equal parts shock and excitement, and eyes that were glowing with finally unleashed power. Then he got serious, and we kicked each other's asses. We agreed once we calmed down was the funniest fight we'd had in ages, and I introduced him to the Hero's Association as their world's first (and likely only) K Class Hero. Kami Class.

423. Veronica, Genos may be hot beyond all belief, but he no longer has anything even remotely resembling hormones anymore.

And that completely sucks because I was actually hoping that I Lea and I could get him into our bed for a night.

He is one of the multiverse's hottest eternal bachelor's after all.

Too bad he's mostly made of metal now and he doesn't have a sex drive anymore. He probably would have been amazing in the sack...

(Drools slightly as I imagine it.)

423. Veronica, while hellhound puppies are cute, you can't send them to your enemies.

When they have just been weaned, Hellhounds of all types are vicious carnivores. The more fresh the meat the better in their eyes, though they will eat any meat that comes near them if they have no other choice.

Every single one of them are also instinctual man-eaters. It's the reason Siax absolutely adores them, especially with his Yokai heritage.

Can you see where I'm going with this line of thought?

424. Vexen, the majority of us have already given up on questioning her actions, why did you think trying to find a method to her madness would work?

Vexen: I'm claiming temporary insanity with that move.

And I'm backing up his claim. Temporary insanity induced by a packet of Smile Dip in his industrial sized cup of the strongest coffee legally allowed to be sold.

Vexen: What the hell was I thinking when I dumped that into my cup anyway?

You were curious about it's effects when combined with caffeine and decided to experiment with it on yourself rather than me after what happened the last time you touched my coffee.

Vexen: Ah right.

426. Veronica and Lea are no longer allowed to experiment with Antimatter.

(Giggles insanely.)

Lea: Why did we think this was a good idea?

Because we were bored and wanted to see things explode?

Lea: Oh right. (Smiles sharply) That was the best idea we've had in a long time...

427. Veronica, you are not allowed to pick fights with the strongest people in each universe anymore.

Bullshit!

I never pick fights! I accept challenges!

It's not my fault if the villains don't take a hint even after I warn them about how hard I can curb stomp them!

Madara and Orochimaru learned that the hard way!

428. (Submitted by Theothergy) Veronica, refrain from taking anything Sheogorath says literally the next time the two of you come face to face in the Elder Scrolls Universe.

I will take this one to heart.

The dude may have been a riot when I brought him along to family reunions in the past, but he is the Daedric Prince of Madness now.

(Shutters in revulsion) Makes me glad I found Lea since I recently found out Mama/Papa Slannesh was seriously considering betrothing us before he totally and utterly lost it.

429. (Submitted by NatNicole) Whoever dared Demyx to ride a Hungarian Horntail bareback will be grounded until he's out of the full body cast!

Demyx: (Grins like a loon since his mouth and eyes are the only visible part of his body) I don't give a damn about the consequences! That was fun!

Demyx, you're doped up on strong painkillers. Go to sleep. You'll feel a hell of a lot worse in the morning. Trust me.

430. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) Veronica, you are not allowed to make a spirit sword that is the length of half the world's equator.

Hey! That was an accident!

All I did was follow instructions and pump my energy into the handle!

How was I supposed to know that would happen?!

431. (Submitted by ultima-owner) Veronica, training cats (or any other pet for that matter) to take over a world is not a safe hobby. Just because they give you 20% of the wealth they claim doesn't make it any better either.

Scooter is getting more and more tyrannical every day. I am so proud of my sweet little kitten, especially with the fact that I dropped him in an alternate Warhammer 40K and he ended up ruling the cosmos as the Supreme Feline Overlord of Mankind in the space of a single Terra year!

Slaneesh and Khorne were convinced of his monumental power and limitless potential at that point and Scooter is now my bonded familiar and herald for all time's sake.

432. Veronica, transporting yourself into Undertale because you want to try Papayrus' spaghetti is not a good thing.

HEY! I've always wanted to try that skeleton's spaghetti!

Now I can actually claim I have!

And trust me!

It's to die for!

433. Veronica, your kill it with fire rule should only apply to Flowery after you've separated him from Asriel.

That gods damn it fanged buttercup needs to fucking die after all of the shit it has caused.

And after it slapped my coffee out of my hand with a vine.

434. Veronica, using your own soul to fuel and stabilize time resets is probably the single most incredibly dangerous, idiotic, and selfless thing you have ever done. DON'T FUCKING SCARE US LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!

No one within the Undertale Universe actually remembers it besides Sans, and even then I freaked him out pretty badly by doing it when Flowery tried to take my soul the first time and ended up triggering the damn resets from the chaotic backlash.

Everyone outside of their world however...

...yeah, they were horrified at what Flowery had done to me, terrified that this would finally be the one situation I wouldn't be able to get through and old Morty would finally collect his due, and grudgingly impressed that I used my own immortal soul to anchor and stabilize the resets until Frisk finally stopped the cycle.

But it was either that, or let their world be destroyed to save myself. In the end, I spent all of those resets fighting to stop the self proclaimed Buttercup Hyperdeath God from committing world-wide genocide.

When I finally came out of it Sans tackle hugged me, and Lea was in the middle of a full blown panic attack.

435. Veronica, enough with the puns, skeleton or otherwise. You've made your point.

Oh come on man, no need tibia downer!

Lea: (Deadpans) Veronica, one more pun out of you and I won't kiss you for a month.

(Shuts up in a hurry after that.)

436. Veronica, systematically destroying all buttercups on the planet is frowned upon.

THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY JUSTIFYABLE I SWEAR!

I FOUND OUT THAT LITTLE SHIT OF A FLOWER CAN RESPAWN HIMSELF INTO ANY BUTTERCUP IN A TEN MILE RANGE!

I AM NOT FUCKING RISKING HAVING MY SOUL RIPPED OUT FOR A SECOND TIME! AND I ABSOULTELY REFUSE TO FIGHT THAT ABSOLUTE PRICK AND POOR EXCUSE OF A DEATH-TYPE DEMIGOD EVER AGAIN!

I AM A FUCKING CHAOS GODDESS! I AM THE CONQUORER OF OVER A MILLION WAYS TO DIE AND THE GRAND CHEATER IN THE POKER GAME OF LIFE AND DEATH!

I WILL NOT BE BESTED BY A GODS DAMN MEGALOMANIAC BUTTERCUP ON A POWER TRIP!

437. Veronica, getting the best alcohol in four multiverses is restricted to once a year. We want to minimize the chances of starting time loops.

But, but, but Big Mac's bar is the only place I can go to get alcohol that is specifically tailored to make immortal beings drunk while still tasting amazing!

Don't get me wrong, Eldritch Scotch and Liquid Black Holes are good, amazing even, but every so often I just want to kick back with a good watermelon 305 martini that can get me buzzed!

438. Veronica, do us all a favor and stop spouting backhanded wisdom. It's getting confusing.

You know nothing of passion. When your rage can sunder mountains, you may speak to me of passion. (Me to Lexaus on strong.)

Reality is just an opinion! One I happen to disagree with. (Me to Zexion on illusions.)

Words carry weight. Mine far more so than yours. (Me to Xemnas)

I come bearing the word of my god. That word is 'begone.' (Me to Chtulu when he invaded our colorful corner of the multiverse.)

That perfection is unobtainable is no excuse not to strive for it. (Me to Kiari on Magic)

I do not study the divine to imitate what they do. I study the divine to imitate what they are. (Me to Vexen on science.)

There are no bindings I can't escape. No trap I can't evade. No doors I can't open. I am coming for you. Pleasant dreams. (Me to William Stryker after he fucked with my family even after being warned repeatedly.)

Kings alter the laws of man as they please. What makes you think the laws of nature are any different? (Me to Marluxia on gardening.)

I have killed more men in one day than you will ever meet. Stand aside. (Me to Sora before I started the battle of 100,000 Heartless)

439. Veronica, you are not the White Lantern. Give Kyle Rayner his ring back.

But it's totally awesome and I needed to put a few critical limits on it!

White Lanterns have the potential to be the balancing forces of their universe. That is the reason that there is only ONE per universe at any given time. It also has the ability to give someone immortality, which is why I had to put in the limiters.

We don't need another God of Balance thank you very much!

440. (Submitted by irishpandabear) Don't allow Veronica within a 10,000 mile radius of Alduin or Paarthurnax. We don't need a repeat of the Dragon Crisis of the fourth age.

You have just got to go and kill all my fun don't you?

That was by far the best rave I have ever been to! For a world stuck in midlevel times they sure know how to party hard.

440. Veronica is not allowed to bring the Next Avengers to the World that Never Was. Unless they are plotting against Ultron.

(Looks at the five kids with suspicion as they argue heatedly over a slowly growing wall of scribbled in a sectioned off training room.)

Okay, I'll admit it.

These five are creeping me out slightly with how many ways they've come up with to kill that psychotic robot.

So far I've counted at least three hundred different methods. And the list is just getting longer and longer as time passes.

441. Putting the demonic toad Dolores Umbridge go through the torture that is Barney Music has been approved. Have fun.

(Grins demonically as I start setting up the TV and stereo)

Oh trust me, this one was a personal request from my counterpart Vega Black.

Of course I'm going to have fun.

442. No trying to convince Sora to become a superhero. Regardless of how amusing it would be.

Okay, so technically he already is a hero. You know, with the whole saved the worlds twice thing?

All he's lacking is the stupid costume and the dorky name.

443. Using the demon furbies on Xehanort is only allowed if it is broadcasted to the worlds and taped for Keybearer Movie Night.

Have you ever seen Demon Furbies? And no, not the Evil Edition ones.

Demon Furbies inhabit the lowest levels of hell, the levels that are so twisted that they leak into other versions of hell so they can fully contain the reality warping terror.

Demon Furbies are native to a very special place in the multiverse known as Deity Hell. Somehow they figured out how to breed with eldritch abominations, and they started to spread. I've only been to Deity Hell once in my entire existence, and I had to be rescued from it by the combined power of every member of my family and cult.

(Looks off into the distance with the Thousand Yard Stare as a chill runs down my spine.)

There is no escape from Deity Hell.

Only the Demon Tentacle Furby hords...

444. Locking Terra and Aqua in the closet is only funny the first time!

Yeah, the first time they cussed for two hours straight before finally going quiet.

When we opened the door to check on them they were in the middle of a heavy make out. So we closed the door again and gave them some privacy.

Now we do it every time they get mad at each other for doing something stupid.

445. (Submitted by Luna Lillyth) You shall not have ghost prank people with you. Even if paid by various means.

The guys who live in the Ghost Zone are riots when you actually appeal to their obsessions.

Mostly they want to troll Danny since he's been stuffing them in that glorified thermos for nearly a year now.

446. Veronica, you are not allowed to hijack Voltron.

Awwwwwww.

But Lea looked so hot the Red Paladin armor!

447. Veronica, as much as we know you love it, you need to eat something other than steak.

HEY! I don't just eat steak! I just happen to love the taste of it.

Besides, Chaos Gods are all carnivores, would you rather I feast on the souls of the innocent like my family used to do?

448. When planning a surprise party for Veronica, find someone to make her mad and then have them lead her on a wild goose chase through the worlds.

Lea: Alright, we'll draw straws as to who does it this year!

Demyx: (Holds up the shortest straw after the draw with wide terrified eyes) How the heck do I keep drawing the short straw?!

Lea: (Smirks) Maybe your luck is just that bad. Now get going man, we don't have time to waste.

449. Touching Veronica's computer is asking for you to hurt you. Actually destroying it is an instant death sentence.

Demyx: (Sneaks up on my as I'm typing, sees I have my headphones in, and summons his Sitar) DANCE WATER DANCE!

Me: (Shrieks as a wave of cold water washes over me, then freezes as my computer tragically and dramatically dies in a cloud of smoke and sparks) DEMYX!

Demyx: OH SHIT!(Rips open a dark corridor and dives in as fast as he can as I start throwing fire at him.)

Me: (Rips open a Chaos Portal and follows after him with fire blazing around me) YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASILY!

450. Don't fuck with Veronica's family. While they may be perfectly capable of protecting themselves, she doesn't give a damn about that. You touch any of them, and she will make sure to leave you just alive enough so that you wish you hadn't been so damn stupid.

This is self explanatory.

The whole cult thing is just a front. Everyone in it is either a member of my adoptive family, or one of my adoptive kids. Needless to say, I am one of those people that royally fucks up any threat to them. And trust me, regardless of the aggressor's power level and identity, I always leave them regretting their decision. Take it from someone who lost far too many people when they were younger. I will fight with everything I have to protect the people I love.

But just in case you need a better idea of how far I'll go for someone, let me clue you in on how Lea got his immortality...