Mwahahhahahahahaha!
Yes! It is I! The awesome, amazing, and all powerful Freerunner!
Bow before my greatness peasants!
Sorry this it's been awhile. I've been caught up in real life. Sucks, but unfortunately it has to happen.
Alright! This chapter is actually dedicated to Anya5544. Her suggestion was just too good not to run with.
461. Veronica and Lea are NOT allowed to go on vacation in any Cartoon Network show Universe EVER AGAIN.
That was a funny as hell week.
Especially since my new apprentice came with us. James Rogers is a pranking genius, and I have no idea how the hell we didn't manage to recruit him before now!
He's taken to causing chaos like a duck to water!
462. Veronica, you are not a Gem. Quit trying to pass yourself off as one.
Try as I might, I just can't seem to get the genetic coding right to mimic them without touching an actual gem while shifting! And even then it's extremely hard!
Lea somehow did it perfectly on his first try even without the gem, which is weird since we went there to help him get a hold on his shifting. He passed inspection and was given the title Bloodstone right away!
James couldn't decide on a gem though, so I just turned him into a Spinel. They come in multiple colors so he really didn't look all that different.
Meanwhile, I cycled through Citrine, Sunstone, Amber, and probably a dozen other types before settling on Tiger's Eye and finally fooling Pearl's scans. After that, Lea and I went to Homeworld to screw with the Diamonds and their armies as a diversion tactic. James stayed behind, and promptly disappeared into the battle to screw with Jasper's head and secure Pink Diamond's Gem.
It's just too bad we didn't get to meet Steven the first time we came around. We somehow ended up there during the Gem War and sided with Rose. As far as Homeworld knows, Lea and I were shattered in action by the Diamonds after we left to take the fight to them. Things got kinda fuzzy after that...
According to Peridot, the Homeworld Gems were delayed as long as they were because of our actions. Apparently they needed to completely rebuild a lot of the planet, including the teleported pads and the ship bay, because of the damage we caused before we were 'taken out'.
What I remember about that trip though was taking down two really big people that were the size of Diamonds. A red one and a black one...
I took pictures of the looks on the Crystal Gem's faces when Lea and I came back in Steven's time.
Pearl was sputtering, Garnet actually defused so both Sapphire and Ruby could tackle hug us, and Amethyst was awestruck to meet her heroes.
We had to explain to Steven that we were some of the heaviest hitters, scouts, and saboteurs when it came to the Crystal Gems, mostly with our Fusion, Agate.
463. Veronica is not allowed to interfere with Aku's reign.
(Pouts before taking a deep breath and beginning to rant at the top of my lungs)
Lea (Whispers as I keep ranting): Yeah, she does not like that guy AT ALL. When we first came face to face with him she called him the mutated son of an octopus and a tree that slammed into every tree in the entire ugly forest when his parents kicked him out. He called her the impossible daughter of a leopard and a fish and an embarrassment to Chaos Beings everywhere with her non-bloodthirsty ways. Then they just started throwing insults and fire at each other.
I popped popcorn, snapped up an armchair, and recorded the entire thing from the sidelines for the next Organization Movie Night. James was cackling like the little closet Pyro he is as that fire flew.
Samurai Jack and Ashi showed up half way through the fight, Their jaws dropped in shock, and then they just pulled up seats next to us and watched the show.
464. Veronica, stop giving Mordecai and Rigby ideas.
(Cackles uncontrollably)
Those guys suffer from the same thing Joker does, Hyper Sanity, only they do so without the extreme bloodlust and loss of morals.
I love those two.
Their universe is a nesting ground of ideas for when I'm bored.
465. The Land of Ooo already has enough rulers Veronica. We don't need you to add your own kingdom into the mix.
But the Chaos Kingdom would have been amazing!
Just imagine it...
A kingdom full of naturally chaotic creatures that is situated on a floating island!
The only rule is no causing premature death!
The only downside was the fact that the Ice King's powers somehow circumvent my own. No idea how the hell that is possible...unless...
No, he couldn't have gotten his attention.
466. That doesn't mean you can move it to the Land of Aaa either Veronica!
Killjoy.
467. We will NOT question the sanity killer that is Uncle Grandpa.
Honestly, on my scale of weirdness, he sits at a firm 25. ON A SCALE OF 1-10!
And this is ME we're talking about!
Do you have any idea how absolutely terrifying that is?!
468. Veronica, you are not allowed to bribe your way into any season of Total Drama.
(Cackles dramatically)
Teenagers, everyone is scared shitless of them.
They are scared of me.
Heather still hasn't regrown her hair from when I shaved it again, and now she matches her love/hate interest Alejandro! (I got to him too!)
469. Veronica and Mandy are never to be placed in the same room ever again!
We met, glared at each other for a total of ten minutes, then started cackling so hard and evilly that Grim had a heart attack.
He's the Grim Reaper, a skeleton! He doesn't HAVE a heart!
Then we sat down and I helped her iron out the last details in her plans for World Domination.
I gotta hand it to that kid, she's gonna make an absolutely amazing evil overlady some day. She just needs a little more experience and a true test of her abilities before I and the others officially hand over the reigns of that dimension to her.
470. Veronica, please refrain from giving the Ed's new ideas.
Those three are naturally born Chaos beings in the making.
I just gave them a little, nudge, in the right direction.
Along with a book called the Art of the Scam, and amulets that connect them to the power of the cosmos.
They'll be fine!
I think.