Wow, we've gotten to the big milestone.
500... Wow. You know, I didn't actually think I would make it this far. Just goes to show how much insanity can take place in my mind when I let it huh?
But we're half way already! And I'll be damned if I quit now!
And guess what! I'm having a throwback to a childhood favorite! In honor of my new story, 'Heart of Power: Ninja Storm.'
That's right people! Power Rangers here I come!
As always my dear Freedom Fighters, I don't own anything accept Veronica, as she is me. I even have it tattooed on me now! (Rolls up my sleeve to show the words Property of No One scrawled across my bicep)
491. Zordon is still pissed at Veronica for her prank the last time she was there.
Did you know he originally wasn't supposed to appear as a disembodied head in that stasis tube of his?
I hacked him, and I changed it up so that happened.
He was sooooo pissed at me for that!
He actually still is, even though it's been roughly a thousand years since then!
He started cussing up a storm when he sensed my energy in their sector.
492. Veronica is a fully fledged Ninjetti. Screw with her at your own risk.
I'm the purple Ninjetti of the Kitsune.
Lea on the other hand is the Orange-Red Ninjetti of the Dragon.
James needs more training before he gets to our level, but I can already sense that he has the spirit of the Red Wolf.
After what happened with the originals, villains just don't fuck with Ninjetti. We are known for making the impossible possible.
493. If you're gonna introduce the Ninja Storm Rangers to the son of Captain America, have a camera on hand.
The looks on their faces!
I will never forget Dustin's look of childish glee!
Or Shane and Tori's looks of utter disbelief!
Cam was thrilled to meet a fellow Chaos Techy.
Hunter and Blake were totally stoked to meet him!
And Lothor, well, he was pretty ticked off about getting his ass kicked by teenagers already. When James kicked his ass without breaking a sweat, he started going to therapy.
494. Veronica, do NOT torment villains by following them and rubbing in the fact that they were beaten by hormonal teenager superheroes.
But their reactions are so priceless!
They tend to rant and rave about how a bunch of children, most of whom don't usually have any prior training at all, somehow got lucky enough to beat them.
Most of them break down and start sobbing within a month!
495. That being said, don't question the mentors about why they choose hormonal teenagers as the protectors of the world/galaxy.
They go really quiet, and get these shifty eyes for a few seconds.
Zordon and Gosai defended their actions by claiming that teenagers are much more adaptable than adults, and since they usually don't have the same amount of responsibilities that adults have they are more available should something happen. They also made sure that their teenagers were somewhat stable.
All of the others claimed that the teenagers who made up their teams were either prophesied, carrying on a legacy, chosen for actual merit, or picked by the power at random.
496. Yes Veronica, we know you are a Fire Ninja. You don't need to rub it in!
I am a fully fledged graduate of the Fire Ninja Academy. Actually, I'm one of the first graduates from nearly four thousand years ago when the Academy was first established.
Lea was shanghaied into joining after I introduced him as a natural Fire Elemental. He flew through the curriculum, and we stayed for a couple years as teachers to help them.
I even had the delight of meeting the Ninja Storm Rangers when they started out. I even joined in a few times with the Fire Storm Morpher.
Ah, those were the days.
497. Veronica, we know you are a Samurai. But why to the Nighlock flee from you?
Okay, so, this one is a little complicated.
I am the Purple Samurai of Time. Due to my own immortality, I was there in the original battle against Xandred. However, the powers of the Purple Samurai, the Orange Samurai of Space, the White Samurai of Ice, and the Gold Samurai of Light were corrupted or lost in the battle.
The Purple and Orange Powers were twisted so that they would give their wielders the curse of immortality. The White Powers somehow backfired on their wielder's blood when the next generation came forward and killed the entire family line.
The Gold Powers on the other hand, well, their wielder escaped the worst of the curse by sacrificing their morpher and life to spare the rest of their family from it's effects. Thousands of years later, Antonio Garcia managed to reverse engineer the Morpher and revived the Gold Style with no side effects.
After the dust settled, I held on to the Purple and Orange Powers so they wouldn't fall into unsuspecting hands.
The Nighlock remember me from the first battle. They remember just what my powers can do, and that terrifies the shit out of them. The fact that I passed the Orange Powers on to Lea after he was turned immortal is just terrifying enough that they usually flee when they see one of us, let alone both of us.
498. Marshmallow Sauce and Megazords don't mix.
I will not be explaining this one in detail, as every Ranger Team I have tried it on have threatened me with bodily harm should the entire story become public.
Let's just say, that I raided Original Ghostbusters movie universe for the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man and a Proton Pack. The results were delicious, but messy as all hell. I repeated the experiment multiple times.
Same results.
499. Yes, the Ivan Ooze snow globe on Veronica's desk is the real thing trapped in the snow globe.
I caught him after he tried to flee Earth and trapped him in one of my special snow globes.
He makes a very interesting paperweight, and screams, curses, and threatens bodily harm if you shake it too hard.
I showed it to the Original Rangers awhile back. They thought it was a hilarious, embarrassing, and appropriate punishment for him.
I actually have a collection of them now, and I switch them out once a month so that they don't go completely nuts from the torture.
500. When the government tries to take control of the Power Rangers, call Veronica.
May be a chaos god, but I was also studying to be an English and a Law student when I was still mortal. I now have doctorates in just about every subject I can think of.
When those idiots tried to seize the morphers, claiming that they would be utilized in the army.
I brutally ripped their reasoning and arguments to shreds, before producing the patent on Morpher Technology, and the contracts that proved I owned all of the Ranger Teams, past, present, and future. Legally, they couldn't touch us.
They're still pissed at me to this day.