Sorry for falling off the edge of the Earth. I made 3-4 chapters while I was gone, BUT my computer got corrupted and had to be reformatted, so gone are the chapters I had ready :( Anyway, I received feedback that I should try to make this 3rd person because the theme is about "Switching Bodies", and I agree. I'm trying as fast as I can to actually recall what I have written/planned in this chapter and the chapters onwards, so please excuse the quality.

Note: I do not own Haikyuu, obviously.

Previously on Switched: Chapter 2

The only thing remarkable, though, was the scent. It smelled, no, it reeks of Kageyama, not that I'm complaining and all, but with this, I knew, this was going to be one long night.

Chapter 3: Setting up the stage for a disaster *pun intended*

*Tuesday Morning, General POV*

Hinata is not a morning person. Every day, he wakes up feeling more tired than when he went to sleep, his eyes are heavy, his body is stiff and what's more, it feels like he's not in his own body anymore. Literally. Plus, there is this eerie or rather, awkward feeling to waking up in somebody else's bed, much more when you wanted to wake up with that certain someone beside you.

Hinata, groaning in annoyance, sat up from his position. "Argh, what am I supposed to do now? How am I going to spill this to the team? They'd surely think it's just an excuse in doing badly, and if they're going to believe it, they'd surely flip.."

Standing up from the bed, he then walked around, absorbing yet again the room and its interior designing. "Hmm, Kageyama's really into volleyball, well duh, he's a real volleyball head whose talents include Volleyball and insulting anyone who is sub-par compared to his impeccable skills.." Hinata stopped at this thought, "but still he is the one I love the most.."

Hinata almost slapped himself after hearing what his mind just said. Internally screaming, "WHAT THE HECK I AM NOT SOME KIND OF CUTESY HIGHSCHOOL GIRL WHO GETS EXCITED THINKING ABOUT A HOTTIE IN THEIR CLASS!" while fighting the strong urge to punch himself in the gut.

"Ugh, whatever, I need to start getting to school.."

*A little while later, on his way to school*

Hinata was walking along the path that Kageyama told him about when he remembered forgetting something about what he should have told Kageyama about yesterday. "Holy crap! I forgot to tell him what path he should choose!"

Right on cue, his cellphone started ringing an erratic tone. Picking up the vibrating phone, he looked at the screen momentarily and saw the name of the guy that he was referring to: KAGEYAMA TOBIO.

Hesitantly answering the call, he muttered "Hey Kage-" He was interrupted by the booming voice of Kageyama like the usual scolding he does every time. "Oy, birdbrain! You forgot to tell me which path to take, you dumbass! And how do you fucking ride in this bicycle downhill without ever dying of an apparent heart attack?! God, why must this have to happen to me?!"

'You're dead right,' said Hinata in his head, 'I ask myself that every now and then.' Seething, he replied with a sarcastic tone, "Oh yeah! Haha oh my god, I am SO sorry about that, Bakageyama, but you also forgot to ask, you moron! I am not your mother that you assume that I already know what you're trying to know!"

Silence fell between them as the seconds tick by. "Psh, fine whatever. Just don't be late for morning practice." And with that, Kageyama ended the call.

*1 hour later, during Morning practice, Sugawara's POV*

'There's something totally wrong about Hinata and Kageyama today..", said Sugawara in his own head, worried about the atmosphere between his teammates. "Psst, Daichi..", whispered Suga as he tried to get the attention of the team's captain. "There's something between Hinata and Kageyama, can you ask them if they're fine? Also, promise me you won't use your intimidation?"

"I don't know, I don't sense it. Are you really sure?" asked Daichi as he was watching the duo trying their best to act like their counterparts. "Let's just see how they play and then we will do what must be done.."

Walking up to the center of the court, Daichi clapped and asked everyone to gather. "Alright, since we're done warming up, let's have our practice match."

'Oh shit' cursed Kageyama as he remembered that they switched bodies, knowing what could happen, he had to plan with Hinata on what they should do. As he poked Hinata's back to catch his attention, he noticed that Hinata was obviously nervous. "Hey, Hinata, what are we going to do?" whispered Kageyama to the sweating Hinata. "Um, I don't know.. Let's just act normal, ahahaha.." said Hinata with a very obvious nervous laughter. Thinking that it could be easy playing as Hinata, Kageyama just went with it.

*Moments later*

'WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BODY, HIS BODY IS SO LIGHT IT FEELS LIKE I'M FLYING!' Kageyama internally shouted. At the same time, Hinata was also complaining. 'Doesn't Kageyama run at all? He is so not the fastest runner, and god I feel so large it's like I'm walking on stilts how does he keep his balance during games!?'

As the game went on, so did the troubles they had with each other's bodies and playing style. When Daichi received the ball and it went to Hinata, 'HOLY SHIT HOW DO YOU SET? WAIT HOW DOES HE SET? THE ULTRA FAST UWAAHHH SET OF HIS?! HOW WHA-?' Being too preoccupied, Hinata didn't notice that the ball was going straight for his face, and having been lost in his own thoughts, it smacked him in the face. Kageyama, noticing that the ball was still playable, ran for the ball but tripped because of how light Hinata's body is.

"Pfft.. hahahahahaha!" Laughed Tanaka and Nishinoya after seeing the duo flop and fail about. "Idiots", sneered Tsukishima, with Yamaguchi snickered beside him.

With this, Daichi facepalmed. "See? What did I tell you? Something is definitely wrong with them, and I was right the whole time!" said Sugawara. "Okay, fine, I'll talk to them.." said Daichi as he was massaging the bridge of his nose.

"Okay, everyone, huddle up for a while…" said Daichi. "Hinata, Kageyama, come here and kneel." With much fear, the duo knelt before him, prepared for a scolding. "First of all, what is going on with you two? And we will not accept "I'm sick" as an excuse"

Meanwhile, the two are sweating nervously but never saying a word. Silence befell upon the team until Hinata, clearing his throat, stood up and looked at Kageyama before finally speaking up. "This might not be possible but.."

Before Hinata was able to finish, Kageyama interjected, "We switched bodies. Hinata and me. "

Silence, again fell upon them, until they, including coach Ukai and Takeda-sensei, screamed "WHAT?!"

**** TO BE CONTINUED… ****

Okay, that is it for this rushed chapter. Now for the apologies:

1. I'm sorry for not uploading/publishing at all. Schoolwork got the best of me, but it's worth it (I guess?) because I made it to the honors list for this Semester. (Oh, FYI, I'm a 2nd Year Bachelor of Science in Chemical Engineering student, and it's known to be the hardest Engineering course.)

2. So sorry for the poor quality, I swear that I will try to make it better. This is such a letdown for those who waited for me to update, only for them to realize that I fucked up a lot, had to reformat the computer, losing all my files, and then publish a badly done chapter. Ugghh, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.. :(

3. Lastly, sorry but I WILL make up for what I have lost by making rushed chapters, I'll do my best.

Please give me feedback about typo's, grammar errors, etc. Also, opinions about the story so far? Anything is acceptable, even your fujoshi/fudanshi rants about no M/Lemon action yet. It will happen tho, don't worry. ;)