Welcome one and all to the next chapter of Aloha Madness! I am your host as always, the Crazy Man!. When we last left our heroes, Kyōki trained Naruto into unconsciousness, with a little message on Naruto's back. Could this be the budding of something special? Read on to find out!

DISCLAIMER: YOU KNOW THE DRILL

"Why did you just lick me?" - Talking

'Wow, he tastes amazing!' - Thinking

"Like candy almost!" - Anything else if I write it

Chapter 5: You Don't Know Madness

"Oh fuck Kyōki! That feels so good!" A long drawn out moan sounded from Naruto's pink lips.

"How good does it feel little fox?" Kyōki breathed heavily by Naruto's ear, causing the blonde to shiver in anticipation.

"I want more! Please!" Naruto half whined half begged for his release.

"Then you shall get it my little fox." Kyōki growled out as Naruto's whimpering body drove him into a sea of emotions he hasn't felt since his last love.

"Kyōki! Fuuuuuccckkk!" Naruto screamed out in pleasure.

Waking up from the dream, Naruto started blushing hard while a small amount of drool came out of the corner of his lips.

'Why did I just dream that? I don't like Kyōki do I? He's a guy! I'm a guy! I don't even know that that is ok!' Naruto screamed in his head while clawing at his hair.

Moving down to scratch his belly as he felt something, he felt something warm and sticky.

'OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONNONONO' Rational thought kicked the bucket as Naruto grabbed a towel and new underwear from his backpack.

"A shower will definitely clear my mind, it will feel so good." Naruto whispered to himself.

So engrossed in his thoughts of how weird he is feeling right now, Naruto never noticed that the shower was running.

Nor did he hear the singing of one insane man, "I'm singing in the rain! What a glorious feeling! I'm happy again! But I'm always happy. Maybe i'm so happy that I'm sad, that doesn't make sense at all."

Throwing the door open, Naruto immediately closed it and took of his pajamas to get ready to shower.

"Hey Naruto!" Kyōki screamed out as he pulled the shower curtain away to reveal himself in all of his glory.

Naruto, seeing this, was shocked at first, but then started lowering his gaze to Kyōki's rock hard body, showing off muscles that have killed men and women before, now give off an alluring sexy wet view. The scars covering the front of Kyōki's chest gave Naruto thoughts to run his hands over them.

Lowering his gaze, Naruto began to faint, with one word on his mind, 'BIG.'

Catching Naruto before he cracked his head on the bathroom floor, Kyōki showed a concerned look.

"Why did he faint? I'm just a guy. An amazingly sexy guy, but a guy nonetheless. Wait, am I a guy?" Looking down, he saw that yes he had a dick and balls. "Do I feel like changing my gender right now? No? I am a guy!" Putting on his pants, he brought a warm washcloth to Naruto's stomach to clean up the mess he made.

Then, picking up Naruto, he took Naruto back to bed, tucking him in with a kiss on the cheek, "Goodnight my little fox, don't worry you will figure out everything. Or my name isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen!" Slapping himself mentally he gave himself a nosebleed from his own bitch-slap.

"The fuck did I do that for?! Oh well!"

/BREAK FOR BACON. MMMM BACON/

The next day brought more training, Naruto easily learned how to handle Sweeny to the point where he could block anything with it. Including Kyōjin, Kyōki's sword for those of us with short term memory loss. Naruto was proud of himself, but he couldn't look Kyōki in the eye for some strange reason. But Kyōki laughs at this point, because he doesn't know what's going on.

Looking up towards the sun, Kyōki whistled, "Now that Mister Sun has gone off to fight the snake of destruction, it is time for us to get back inside Naruto!" After saying this, he turned and started walking towards the house.

Naruto, surprised at this, thought they were going to continue to train, but instead gave up and ran to catch back up.

Heading inside, they looked to see everyone else eating already, including a boy in a bucket hat who seemed down about everything around him.

Shrugging his shoulders, Kyōki sat down and started playing the knife game with a kunai he took from Naruto. As he wasn't hungry, Kyōki kept playing his little game…

….that is until Inari slammed his hands down on the table, "Why do you guys bother to try so hard?! No matter how hard you train, you're still no match for Gatō's men! No matter what glorious claims you make or how hard you work, the weak will only end up getting killed!"

"Kid, shut up, we'll be fine, we have Kakashi-sensei and Kyōki, nothing will stop those two." Naruto said as he kept on eating.

"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PAIN! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SUFFERIN-" Inari was cut off as Kyōki started to laugh. And now this laugh was caught in between anger and insanity itself.

Standing up, Kyōki kept laughing, "What do I know about pain and suffering? Let me show you little man." Ripping off his shirt he uttered "KAI" and what was shown made everyone pale at the scars.

Instead of the small scars that used to show off his muscles, now there were huge ones, one ran from the top of his chest past his navel. Another ran perpendicular to this one, forming a cross of pain. He had whip marks covering his back, while the numbers "01001001 01001110 01001101 01000001 01010100 01000101 00100000 00110001", were burned into his back in a circle, with a smiley face in the middle.

"BOY! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING THIS WORLD CAN THROW AT ME! RAPE, MURDER, VIVISECTION, TORTURE, EVERYTHING. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW PAIN OR SUFFERING!" Kyōki screamed at the shivering boy.

Stalking closer to Inari, he leaned over, looking down on the small boy. "You want to know how I got these big scars?" Without waiting for a response, Kyōki continued.

"When I was 14 I was a cute kid, getting all the people around me to think they want to fuck me. One man decided he would be the only one to do this to me. Grabbing me from the streets, he offered me candy, not knowing it was drugged, I ate it. Waking up at what seemed an hour later, I awoke to being strapped to an operating room table, my hands and feet tied to the table. I heard the man start laughing, and saw that he had a scalpel in his hands, he then lowered it to the top of my chest, muttering 'Well, let's see what makes you so cute!' And I screamed, he tore me apart for at least half an hour, till the police showed up, killing him and saving my life. They immediately gave me medical attention, but noticed that I was smiling, and I whispered to them as the ambulance showed up, 'Death comes to us all soon, some wave hi.' The medical staff were poorly trained, giving me the bare minimum to survive, then throwing me into the worst mental asylum they could. This one was so bad, I was the first inmate, so the warden decided to inaugurate me, searing the words, 'INMATE 1' in my back in BINARY NO LESS. HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOW BINARY?!"

At this point, the entire room, sans Naruto, were in shock at the cruelty of humans, while Naruto was thinking that Kyōki was like him, tortured for something he didn't do.

Finishing his tale with the most blood-curdling laugh anyone has ever heard, he looked at Inari and said very softly, "I looked into the heart of darkness, and I ate it all!" Putting his genjutsu back on he turned towards Kakashi.

"Going out, be back soon dear, love you! Red is the color of love! And blood! I love colors!" Laughing more and more after each sentence, he left the stunned room of people.

"I'm going after him, I just need to see if he is ok." Naruto said while running after him.

'Please let him be safe from the unknown.'

I think i went a bit overboard on this….but fuck it! All right tell me how you guys and girls and everything in between like this story. And I hope you liked the scene at the beginning of the chapter, I will have to do more research on yaoi lemons, so thank you all so much for reading please leave a review and as always, I will see you in the next chapter!

~The Crazy Man