Welcome one and all to the next chapter of ALOHA MADNESS! I am your host as always, The Crazy Man! *bows* Now i already have an idea of Kyōki's shikai and bankai as they were in my mind since i first came up with the idea of Kyōki himself, but listening to some music made me think about it differently. But both shikai and bankai won't be revealed till the invasion arc probably. Anyhow, so I'm thinking this needs more fluff, as I want to see them together by the end of Wave, so be prepared for that. Anyways, lets get on with it. They don't pay me for this shit.

DISCLAIMER: OC IS MINE. EVERYTHING ELSE NO

"I have voices in my head." - Talking

'They think the voices in your head are stupid' - Thinking

"They are stupid actually" - Anything else if I write it

Chapter 6: Falling in Madness

"Please be ok, please be ok, please be ok, please be ok…" Naruto repeated to himself as he ran after Kyōki not even caring that he is caring for the insane man. Naruto even felt his heart start to beat faster as he thought of Kyōki, but chalking it up to the run, he paid no mind.

"FUCK THIS TREE!" Naruto heard as he then heard a sound of sword cutting down a tree. 'That must be him'

"FUCK THAT TREE!" Naruto saw how Kyōki took a scythe to the tree, lopping it off cleanly. 'Holy fuck, where'd he get the scythe?' Naruto thought as he arrived on the scene.

"Kyō-" Naruto got out as he had a sickle wrapped around his neck, with a heavily breathing Kyōki still with his scars showing, his eyes showing a lot of insanity, sadness, and anger, leading Naruto to gaze in wonder.

"I'LL RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!" Kyōki screamed at Naruto while his voice was laced with laughter. Adding to this his eyes started crying black blood, freaking out Naruto a little but making him more concerned than anything.

"Kyōki, it's me, Naruto. Breathe." Naruto said calmly, trying to quell the beast that is Kyōki.

"Na-ru-to?" Kyōki pronounced while removing the sickle from Naruto's neck.

"Yup! It's me, your little fox!" Cursing himself at the slip up, Naruto hoped that Kyōki didn't notice.

But unfortunately, that's not the case, "How did you know I called you that? The only time I did, you were unconscious, now it can be absorbed into your dreams, but not remembered unless you had a dream." Kyōki said wisely.

Naruto blushed a little bit, and replied with a stutter, "Well, I did have a dream, it was about us."

"Tell me more Naruto" Kyōki replied as he calmed down from his insanity attack a few minutes ago.

"Well, ummm, I think we were doing something that made our bodies sweaty and made me call out your name." Naruto replied looking down.

"Was it sexual or not?" Kyōki replied interested in this dream.

"It was…" Naruto replied, "That's why I needed to shower then I saw you naked. I kinda had a wet dream…"

"Oh? So my little fox is getting horny?" Kyōki replied with a big grin on his face, but to be fair when is he not smiling?

"SHUT UP!" Pouncing on Kyōki, Naruto tackled him to the ground, "It's not my fault you are fine as hell."

Kyōki laughed at this and wrapped his arms around Naruto, "Don't worry, it happens to all of us, LIKE BREATHING PAINT FUMES AND SUCKING UP BLOOD."

Naruto halfway laughed as he started tracing Kyōki's scars on his chest. Feeling the muscle underneath the flesh tense at the sensation, as Kyōki has never been touched in this way.

"Kyōki, what is your full name?" Naruto asked as they were cuddling, unbeknownst to them, this is the first step in their relationship.

"My full name is Kyōki no Mōsō. As my name was lost to madness, I was given Insanity's Delusion as I was insanity incarnate."

"How old are you?" Naruto asked as he laid his head down on Kyōki's chest.

"Fuck me if I know, probably around my 20's" Kyōki replied as he put his nose in Naruto's hair and smelled it.

"DID YOU JUST SMELL MY HAIR?!" Naruto yelled out as he punched Kyōki in the chest.

"OOF. YES I DID. It smelled nice." Kyōki replied as he rubbed his chest, for a small boy, Naruto hits hard.

"Sorry!" Naruto said fearful of what Kyōki would do to him. And with good reason, as Kyōki looked angry at him, Kyōki then started to do the worst thing known to man...tickling.

Laughing so hard that his sides hurt, Naruto laughed out, "Enough! STOP! Please?" Breaking out his secret weapon of the puppy dog eyes, Kyōki immediately stopped tickling Naruto.

"CURSE YOU PUPPY EYES! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS. AND CUPCAKES, AND BACON, AND CUTE THINGS. BUT THAT'S IT." Kyōki screamed to the heavens.

Laughing at Kyōki, Naruto realized at how much Kyōki has taught him, how he might have fallen in love with this man. (A/N I'm the fucking author of this story, and even I'm like DUH YOU FUCKING IDIOT.)

"Hey Kyōki, how do you know if you are in love?" Naruto asked while blushing a little.

Taken aback by the question, Kyōki adopted a thinking pose as he thought hard. Even doing some mental calculations in the air. "Well Naruto, the first step to love is friendship, and you should know friendship, as F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER, U IS FOR YOU AND ME, N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL."

Laughing again, Naruto continued to listen to Kyōki's explanation.

"The second step, is having an attraction to someone, and not the, "They're kinda cute so I'd fuck em way." No, the "This person makes me smile and laugh, I want more of that." It is a special type of attraction that makes you want to do anything for that person, but still stay your own person."

"The third step is another good one, do they make you feel good about yourself, making you feel like a better person, all of the guys and girls I've been with have failed this step, they couldn't deal with the constant insanity."

At this, Kyōki gained a downtrodden look, with a thunderstorm cloud looming over his head, he actually started pokin the dirt, whispering, "No one loves me."

Seeing a ray of light coming from his own mental cloud, Kyōki shielded his eyes as he was brought back to the light. "What is this?"

Naruto, standing there, pulled Kyōki up and got him standing again, even though he was barely as tall as Sasuke, he pulled Kyōki down so he was eye level to Naruto.

"But, by your own definition, I love you Kyōki." Leaning forward, Naruto placed a kiss on Kyōki's lips, that somehow were softer than anything he's ever felt.

And at this kiss, is where fireworks exploded in their hearts, with colors that were unknown.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY. Meet the newest power couple, Kyōnaru! I actually wasn't expecting this to happen, and I'm the author. So yeah, here it is, I hope you guys liked it, and yeah, hope to see you guys again. Thank you all so much for reading, please leave a review as I FEED OFF THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED, and as always, I will see you in the next chapter!

~The Crazy Man