Welcome one and all to the next chapter of Aloha Madness! I am your host as always, the Crazy Man! And wow, people actually like this story, some of you want lemons, and yes there will be lemons, probably after Naruto fights Gaara and gets hospitalized. Now, I'm probably going to do some weird things in this story that only a few people would think of, but please, have that suspension of disbelief it makes it easy on all of us. Umm what else….*Takes out notecards* Lets see, there's the intro, the lemons, the news, that's a dick pic, and yeah, that's it. ON WITH THE SHOW!

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Chapter 7: Love Can Drive One Insane

Naruto, moaning into the kiss, started to kiss Kyōki harder, even though he has never kissed anyone before, as that thing with Sasuke didn't count, he was a natural. Kyōki expressed this as he deepened the kiss, wondering if he was a natural in other things as well.

Grabbing Kyōki's shirt and almost yanking it off, Naruto was stopped by Kyōki breaking the kiss. Whining at the loss of attention, Naruto wanted more.

"Look darling, we can't, you are way more underage than me, one thing I do not do is pedophillia with out written consent forms that can get lawyers off my back." Kyōki replied hating his own sense of morals, as seeing Naruto, out of breath, lips slightly bruised, and begging for more almost made him rip off Naruto's clothes to see what lay beneath.

"But Kyōōōōōōōōōōōōōki~ I'm hoooorrrnnnyyy." (A/N I've actually had this happen to me, I said no, they said they're horny. Not to an underage boy mind you, but a person of legal age.)

"I know baby, but it isn't right, also, it isn't the right time to lose your virginity, I have something special for that." Kyōki replied with a kiss on the lips from Naruto.

"Ugh, fine, but you owe me ramen." Naruto replied wanting more. "Also are you calmed down enough? Can we go back inside?"

"I can, as there are some things I need to do, you on the other hand, must talk to that person a few yards out, as they are probably scared of me. TATA FOR NOW!" Disappearing in a burst of speed, laughing all the way, Kyōki slammed into a tree after 5 minutes of running. "FUCK THAT TREE TOO!"

"Your friend is weird," a new feminine voice said as the person stepped out of the treeline, "but he seems to know well."

"Yeah, he's fucking insane, but I love him." Naruto said staring off into the distance where Kyōki ran off, randomly hearing the curses of said man with the occasional duck sound for some reason. Turning towards the newcomer, he asks, "Who are you?"

"Isn't it customary to give your own name first?" The stranger said slightly amused.

"Oh pardon me but I am Naruto Uzumaki, future-" At this, Naruto rethinked his dream, but came up with a good idea, "Savior of the broken." Saying with enthusiasm.

"Well my name is Haku, nice to meet you. May I ask you something Naruto?" Haku asked while looking at Naruto.

Seeing his nod, Haku continued, "What makes a person strong?"

Adopting a thinking pose, Naruto did what Naruto doesn't do, he thinked. He thought for about 5 minutes, then snapped his fingers. "What makes a person strong isn't flashy moves or jutsus, rather the size of their heart. They must be able to protect others, mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually. Once you help one person, you will get stronger." Smiling at the end, Naruto waited for Haku's response.

"You are absolutely correct Naruto, there are few things in this world that make one strong, but those that help others are the strongest."

"Thank you Haku, do you need any help today?" Naruto asked.

"I gathered my herbs as you and your friend were talking, so I am fine, thank you Naruto for this interest conversation." Haku replied.

"Of course sir." Naruto finished with a bow.

Haku turned away and started to walk away from Naruto, wondering if he will have to kill him later.

/BREAK FOR CHIPS/

Back at the clearing, Kakashi and the other two genin were training, as Sasuke couldn't get up the tree, and Sakura could barely make it, but only for her small reserves.

"RING AROUND THE ROSIE! A POCKET FULL OF POSIES! ASHES ASHES WE ALL FALL DOWN!" A slightly creepy voice sang as everyone froze, except for Kakashi, he just sighed and said, "Hello Kyōki, how are you?"

Looking like a sad puppy, Kyōki responded, "Fine till you ruined my scares. For that I shall give you something funny!" Slamming together a few handseals, Kyōki slammed his hand on the ground, "Insanity style! Summoning!"

The smoke cleared as something appeared out of the smoke, it was a….Clown?

"MEET MR. BOBO! HERE TO TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN." Kyōki exclaimed.

"GYUK GYUK GYUK HELLO KIDS! COME AND SHOW ME THOSE SMILES!" Mr. Bobo said as he pulled out balloons. Handing one to Sasuke, he gave him a dark blue one with a snake on it. He gave Sakura a pink on with a slug on it, and finally Kakashi got a silver one with a puppy on it.

Everyone except for Kyōki sweatdropped at this and didn't notice that the balloons somehow had water seals on them, causing the team to get soaked.

This sent both the inmate and the clown into a fit of hysterics. Rolling on the floor and all that.

Then once everyone started to clean up, the clown then started to smack them with a small boxing glove, laughing every time he hit someone.

"Alright team, break, I don't want to deal with the insane people anymore, I need a drink." Kakashi said then getting smacked in the face with a mackerel. From Kyōki, and not the clown surprisingly.

/BREAK FOR MORE CHIPS/

After seeing everyone happier now that Inari actually learned about suffering that others have had, the team and the insane man turned in for the night.

"Hey Kyōki?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah Naruto?" Kyōki responded.

"THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY BE-" Naruto started to say but then got shut up as Kyōki kissed him hard enough to where Naruto saw stars.

"Oh. That's why. I'm ok with this now." Naruto said as he started kissing him harder while biting Kyōki's lips.

'He tastes like ramen, and something unknown.'

AND FINISHED BITCHES! That was fun, I mean, I should probably write more as the stories that get all the views have like 3k words each chapter, and I'm barely scraping by with a 1.5k. Well, it's fun till I get to write about Kyōki's shikai and bankai, as it will be fun. SOOOOOOO anyways, thank you all so much for reading, please leave a review so I can see how I'm doing, and as always, I will see you, IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

~The Crazy Man